Hello everybody and welcome to another balers Gate 3 tier list now this one is not a continuation of the last tier list that I only did part of uh the the [ __ ] Mary kill all characters in the game tier list excuse me I uh I am postponing
Finishing that one until I’ve at least finished the game and maybe even then I won’t um I might not do it or if I do I will heavily prune the list because there’s like I started recording the next part of that one and it was really boring because there were shitload of
Characters that like I either didn’t know who they were or they were such you know had such a minor role that I really couldn’t give a [ __ ] and I just couldn’t really like make up funny things to say on the spot so it was just you know kind
Of boring so instead I’m departing from that I’m doing a new tier list and uh this one will not involve [ __ ] explicit L it may implicitly involve [ __ ] but we’ll see I haven’t really thought about this at all I’m just giving it a whirl off the top of the
Dome uh this is my balers Gate 3 class tier list but I am ranking it based on how much I would want to hang out with them and just kick it all right uh so what I’m what I’m going to do is I’m going to go through each class I’m going
To think of the prototypical character okay the prototypical Tav of each class and I’m going to think to myself how much would I want to chill with these guys or gals you never know right I’m going to assign I’m just going to describe what character I’m imagining
With each of them and I’m going to go through uh the pros and cons of chilling with these uh these folks all right it’ll be kind of entertaining I have no idea we’re going to see how it goes so going to go through the ranks and
Describe what they mean so s tier this is the cream of the C Dr this is a good friend indeed all right this is a guy that I’m going to have or a gal that I’m just going to I’m going to have a great time with all right this is going to be
[ __ ] sick okay it’s going to be the best hangout sesh of my life I’m going to be stoked all right so that the standards are high here to get into the S tier you got to be a you got to be a Charming devil hint hint um now B tier
These are just kind of like eh I could you know they’re they’re fine you know I’ll probably have a decent time hang out with them but it could kind of go either way right so this will kind of be for either the you know kind of the
Average boring folk but it could also be folk that like it’s going to have high variant so they kind of land in the middle you know what I mean could go you know really well or really bad and you kind of average out to a b so we’ll see
Uh D tier is going to just be the the most God awful hangout experience of my life and uh I would probably rather rather die than hang out with this person so uh yeah with that explained let’s just go ahead and jump into it then you know C and A are kind of
Varying degrees in uh you know in between okay uh so we’re going to start out it just goes alphabetically I think we’re going to start out with Barbarian I guess coincidentally this is a you know Dungeons and Dragons [ __ ] um class tier list as well because that’s
How uh that’s how this [ __ ] works so uh it’s interchangeable you can think about this as a bg3 tier list or a Dungeons and Dragons tier list whatever um okay so barbarians all right what am I thinking what am I imagining when I hear Barbarian I mean the thing my brain
Immediately goes to is carlac and of course I would want to kick it with carlac but I have to be a little less biased here all right got to clear my mind of all of that demon mommy’s goodness and I have to think about what does the prototypical barbarian look like okay
Um and I’m going to try to keep gender out of the equation because um I don’t want to get canceled here so um it’s just a it’s going to be a man or a woman okay and I’m trying to think of I’m going to think of like a modern day
Equivalent of a barbarian okay and what I’m thinking of is just kind of a chaotic person like like a like kind of like a I mean there’s a feet in the game literally called Tavern brawler that’s often used by the class but I’m kind of like imag ining like you know like like
A frat dude who just gets into fights all the time you know it’s it’s like that dude who’s at a party who’s like looking to like have beef with people you know what I mean wants to cause a little chaos so that’s one path I could imagine of like a a modernday barbarian
Is just kind of a guy who’s like a rabble Rouser at parties and wants to like just get into some trouble you know um and wants to just [ __ ] fight people and [ __ ] and in that case that’s going to be a d tier person to hang out
With that person sucks but I don’t want to dismiss them you know outright because I’m trying to think of other people right because the other aspect of this is just maybe somebody who’s like a little bit chaotic right so like barbarians they kind of like act on
Impulse they kind of just go wild you know so this could also just be like not a person who’s looking to like brawl at a party it could be like somebody who just wants to like let loose and go crazy for the night you know what I mean
And that could be a good vibe okay that could be a good or a bad Vibe you know so like it could be awesome if they’re wild but if it’s like I’m the one hosting the party I definitely don’t want a barbarian there you know what I
Mean they’re literally going to R rage you know they’re going to rage tooo hard they’re going to get stuck in the rage cug they’re going to get shitfaced and they’re still going to be on their feet just causing Havoc they’re probably going to [ __ ] barf all over my living
Room all that kind of [ __ ] so that’s not appealing to me as the host if I’m at somebody else’s house I don’t give a [ __ ] I couldn’t give two shits if they destroy you know a mutual friends bathroom I do not care I could imagine this person being the like the person
Who gets super drunk and tries to like thinks it’s a good idea to try to like lift the toilet out of the bathroom for some reason you know just [ __ ] like that just weird [ __ ] um so that’s kind of what I’m imagining for like a modernday
Barbarian let’s try to think of like you know the actual Barbarian in the game these are the kind of people who are like you know they wear [ __ ] rags and [ __ ] and they go around uh just beating the living hell out of people for like no Rhyme or Reason
Really uh so that’s not the best you know it’s like I kind of want somebody that like I can relate to and that is just not a relatable goal for me I don’t really want to just go around beating the [ __ ] out of everybody that’s just um
That’s not me okay so for all of these reasons okay um I think I’m going to put Barbarian in the seat here okay in terms of like I think there’s a there’s a there’s a gradient of Barbarians and on average I think they average out to
Being a c okay you could have some really high highs with a barbarian you could be up here on certain nights with that Barbarian but you’re also going to have to deal with the Downs side on any other given night and I just think on
Average I don’t want to kick it with a barbarian and I’m sorry to any Barbarian players but uh we are going to move on all right next on the list we’ve got bards okay the Riz Masters themselves um so it’s kind of a running joke in the
Game that bards just get to [ __ ] anybody or whatever because um you can kind of flirt your way out of any situation um excuse me I got some uh Red Bull that I’m sipping on very healthy very healthy especially at 8:36 p.m. good job Riley
But um so a Bard in the game is like a performer a musician they have magical powers uh they use Charisma as their spellcasting ability so in general you’re going to be charismatic often times they’re going to be like the face of a group the person who’s talking
People up and [ __ ] they get unique dialogue options in game that lets them get out of uh various scenarios and so you might be thinking okay this is a very charismatic character obviously I’m going to Vibe with this class but he let me hit you with a
Counterpoint okay what is the modern day equivalent of a Bard okay modern day equivalent I mean you could take it very literally you could take it very literally and say okay well like a musician right your average musician so that could be some that could be one
Type of Bart you know they’re a performer they are often charismatic you know they’re the the front man of a band you know and that’s cool that’s cool I definitely want to kick it with them that’s like a ter right there like a like a cool musician who’s living this interesting life I
Want to hear all these Tales all that [ __ ] but here is the thing I am afraid of right if somebody was like oh I’m like a modernday Bard immediately what I think of and the risk that I would be taking by hanging out with them is that
I’m going to hang out with a theater kid okay and that is a risk that I don’t know I’m willing to take okay because I guarantee you like if you ask you know a theater kid to play D and D with you they’re going to be they’re going to
Love it they’re going to love it and they’re immediately going to gravitate toward the [ __ ] Bard you know what I mean because that’s what they see themselves as but really they’re just annoying they’re just [ __ ] annoying I’m also I’m thinking of like the average Dungeons and Dragons YouTuber
Like for a while I was I was getting I was looking up like balers gate content or whatever also I watch critical role you know I’m a bit of a dweeb I’ll admit I’m a bit of a dweeb I like critical role it’s fun it’s nerdy but it’s fun um
But there’s like this genre of like DND D YouTuber that just annoys me and it’s like they’re they’re always they’re taking like like um I mean they’re they’re basically doing what I’m doing here now but they’re doing it in this really theater kid way and it annoys me
And I’m being a complete hypocrite right now because I’m talking about um DND classes and like how they would be in real life which is like exactly a video that I would see from one of these YouTubers but um I don’t know I’m not going to go too into it because I don’t
Want to throw shade at people but if you know what I’m talking about you probably you probably know which YouTubers if that sounds familiar you probably know which YouTubers I’m talking about anyway the point is those people annoy the [ __ ] out of me okay and as far as like traditionally charismatic people often
Times I don’t really even get along with those people too much like the like the you know really preppy charismatic people who are popular at your high school I mean they’re fine sometimes but like a lot of the times I’m just like dude this dude is [ __ ] annoying you
Know what I mean they’re like too squeaky clean too perfect you know that’s kind of what I’m imagining I’m imagining like a preppy theater kid Kitty type of person um but at the same time you could also probably get some like more rockar type bars you know I
Think it’s a bit of a toss up but like my mind just immediately gravitates towards theater dweeb you know and so for that reason I think I’m I’m going to be a little more charitable to The Bard and for now I’m going to put it in the B
Category the B tier for Bard okay I’ll have to think about it I may come back this one I haven’t really done any premeditation on this tier list so it might I might talk myself out of it and move them up not up definitely only OPP
You know only potential to go down from here and I might knock him down to the SE tier but we’ll see what I’m feeling by the end of the tier list all right all right next up we got cleric okay now cleric for those you you know haven’t
Played them in the game that’s what [ __ ] shart is the PE the person you love apparently based on the comments that I get you’re like you putting Shadow heart and SE tier is that should be a war crime you should be thrown in jail anyway this is what shadow heart is
And it’s basically a like a like a warrior priest I guess it doesn’t have to even be a warrior but like they they have you know armor proficiency they’re basically like priests okay they can have you know healing abilities in general they’ve got like Divine magic they can usually turn
Undead but they’re devoted to a God and um they are basically you know preaching the good word of their God and they are getting power from their God and they’re trying to you know just spread their religion essentially Jesus I’m almost going to knock over this [ __ ] the webcam isn’t
Even on I’m like gesturing with my hands I’m just knocking [ __ ] over I’m a [ __ ] clut but um what I’m imagining for a modernday cleric and a real life cleric is I’m imagining I mean it’s pretty obvious it’s like those really religious people you grew up with the ones who were like
Always going to youth group that kind of [ __ ] I’m also imagining like Mormons you know like uh like Mormons are always trying to like rope you into their various activities and [ __ ] like I had a few Mormon friends growing up and it would be like hey man do you want to
Like go to the um the the music museum with me this weekend and I said oh that sounds like fun and I show up and it’s a bunch of Mormons and they like are low-key trying to get me to like join the church like a little bit you know
They’re not trying to be like overbearing but they’re talking about their religion or it’s like hey you want to go on like a trip to a cabin over the weekend and I go there and it’s a bunch of Mormons you know I kept getting tricked into going on like Mormon
Retreats and so that’s what I’m imagining would be the case for this cleric um and so based on that you may think that I have like a negative impression of the cleric but I’m going to surprise you a little bit all right yes it is annoying those youth those
Youth group kids specifically are annoying but in the Mormon case in particular yes they were trying to convert me to being like a Mormon or whatever but I got to go do some sick [ __ ] for free and all I had to do was if they asked me it’s like oh have you ever
Considered joining the church I just kind of go I don’t know and they keep inviting me to [ __ ] like one of them was like a Mariners game like a [ __ ] baseball game and I went there and I got a shirt it says Mariners and on the sleeve it says Church of the Latter-Day
Saints that’s [ __ ] awesome man I had a good time at those events they were free it was sick you know I’m not Mormon I never will be I never want to join that [ __ ] freaky cult but but I had a good time and I like those people people
Okay I enjoyed hanging out with them I mean the people who invited me not the rest of the people they were [ __ ] freaks but the people who invited me they were cool they were cool so I’m going to go a little easier on the cleric than you might think okay they’re
Definitely not going in a tier or above because you know I would rather hang with somebody who’s not doesn’t have ulterior motives you know what I mean um but at the same time I’d probably have a decent time hanging out with them now I’m thinking about the
Actual character and what they could do for me in the game okay in the game they have magical healing powers they can keep the undead away um they can like summon [ __ ] they have a variety of useful abilities which I think is cool but they probably wouldn’t be that
Interesting to talk to compared to other people on this list like barbarians for example would have some like wild [ __ ] to tell me about you know when they like almost got killed by an entire town you know that would be cool to hear about clerics they would be like well you know
I kind of just pray like 16 hours a day and that’s just mostly what I do because that’d be [ __ ] snoresville so yeah as far as clerics go I’m going to put them in B tier like I said modern day equivalent not bad not bad in-game
Equivalent a little bit boring but uh I don’t know they can maybe you know use their abilities to help me out in some way I could potentially abuse their powers so I’m going to put the cleric and B tier they’d be a fine fine to kick
It with fine to kick it with all right now we’re moving on to Druid now Druid is an interesting one because I live in Seattle and uh I’m pretty sure that I know at least 10 real life Druids just living around here you know what I mean
You know the person it’s a person who like uh goes and you know works at a national park for the summer that kind of person that’s a [ __ ] modern-day Druid right they’re a little bit unhinged they have a completely different value system than you very environmentally focused obviously very
Hippie dippy that kind of [ __ ] but at the same time I can get down with just some camping you know what I mean some camping some hiking some backpacking that’s all cool [ __ ] I’m going to have a good time doing that kind of thing I can understand that like maybe they’re going
To be a little [ __ ] weird about it like you meet some like weird people like my uh my uncle was telling me about he was like backpacking around Glacier National Park and he met some woman who she like didn’t use bug spray because she thought that it was like like better
To to exist in nature as is intense ended and just get eaten to [ __ ] by mosquitoes so that person is like insane you know and also riddled with malaria um so it’s like you meet some people like that who are just [ __ ] insane and I don’t want to hang out with those
People I don’t want to hang out with those people you maybe get some like potent drugs off of them and go smoke iasa at Burning Man with them or some [ __ ] but uh personally I’m going to pass on that um but if we’re talking about people who just love hiking and the
Outdoors uh going to a cabin and like doing some campfire cooking and [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] sick man I would love to hang out with that kind of Druid now let’s think about the in-game Druid okay the in-game Druid they have shape-shifting abilities they have magical powers similar to the cleric but
Just cooler in my opinion they’ve got [ __ ] too where it’s like they can conjure food that heals you like just Conjuring food out of nowhere that’s [ __ ] awesome like these guys can like purify food and drink and I think when they get to like a higher level they can
Make a delicious feast but I’m not like I’m not going to be hanging with them for like that long especially if they’re a cleric Druids get good Berry at like level one or some [ __ ] or maybe two I don’t know I’ve never played a druid I’m
Not a [ __ ] dumbass but um I mean they’re pretty they’re pretty sick so they have a high utility you know they’re into cool [ __ ] Outdoor ory stuff they may be a bit of a buzz kill like one of my favorite things when to do
When I go camping is I love to just have a big trash fire on the last day we just take everything and we just throw it in a fire and the toxic fumes rise into the air and pollution is everywhere and I get you know three steps closer to death
Getting lung cancer or some [ __ ] as we’re burning plastic bags and and it’s just it’s it’s awful what we’re doing you know um one time we burned a shoe I got really mad at my shoes and we just burned them and [ __ ] and it’s very very very irresponsible and unnecessary but
It’s also very funny and I laugh my ass off and if I had somebody there that was like being a buzz kill and ruining that kind of just stupid fun um you know that would bring me down a little bit but I think on average a druid is going to be
A tier they’re going to be a good person to kick it with they’re going to be doing some fun [ __ ] fun enriching [ __ ] you know they’re going to you know even if they’re a little bit loopy sometimes that’s a little bit entertaining you know you’re going to have a good time
Also actually these guys would have the dankest weed you could just go out into the woods and smoke with these dudes and you would be on cloud nine I think that’ just be a good ass time so Druids going in a tier all right now fighter fighter
Is an interesting one in that I’m having a I’m having a hard time like wrapping my head around what the uh like what the prototypical fighter would be you know what I mean because it’s such a broad category it’s just like you know I feel
I feel like if like you can’t think of what a character does like odds are they’re going to be a wizard or a fighter you know just cuz it’s such a broad class you know it’s just like somebody who uses weapons and and armor you know um so what would modern day
Equivalent be I think a modern day equivalent of a fighter would just kind of be like maybe a jock maybe like a might even just be like an average Joe you know like if we have to fit the average person into like one of these categories it’s probably going to be
Like fighter right or maybe Rogue but probably fighter it’s just like okay you’re just kind of a bread you’re just kind of a guy you know just kind of an average Joe um in game like lelle is a fighter they’re they’re I mean they don’t really have like a defining personality
Characteristic you know what I mean like they’re just kind of like okay yeah I fight that’s what I do they can have you can have a variety of personalities with them so I think this is just kind of like your average guy and so I’m trying to think of
Like how you know how good of a time am I going to have with like an average guy and I mean it just has to probably go in b or c tier I mean for for my I’m going to have it be a little bit above average
Because in general I like people you know and that’s what B is even though it’s like in the middle here you might think of b as being average but really that’s what C is you know CU it’s like that’s what a c grade is it’s average uh
D is just you know that’s abysmal or whatever but uh C is like ah it’s like not too bad you know but you also don’t really want to like hang out with them it’s like like it can go either way but he’s like yeah I’d hang out with them
And i’ you know probably a decent time and so I’m thinking an average Joe who’s going to slot right into there like you know once again it’s like what what is the defining characteristic it’s like if it was LEL obviously s tier but it’s just like there’s so many [ __ ]
Fighters in the game they’re just random guys you know and so for that reason I don’t really have much to say about them they just go in B tier okay if I’m thinking about jocks jocks are fine you know they’re cool people who are like in Athletics and [ __ ] it’s like often times
They’re very into sports which I’m not super into so like maybe I won’t relate on that front but like in general I mean I don’t know they’re fine people cool to hang out with it’s whatever all right now we move on to Monk and monk we’re thinking of the modern day
Equivalent and the modern day equivalent immediately what my mind goes to is your average Joe Rogan podcast listener you know what I mean like the [ __ ] like martial arts jiujitsu guy who listens to Joe Rogan and is like oh yeah like Joe knows what’s up so it’s like it’s like this
Weird sub genre of like like guy who is into like weed but he’s ALS like he’s into he’s into like Eastern philosophy but in a stupid way and like listens to JRE and um loves like Jordan Peterson and like these weird self-help guys probably loves cryptocurrency that’s what I’m imagining for like the
Modern-day monk I mean like on the one hand it could be that person it could also be like cuz like I knew a guy I love this guy he’s one he was my one of my really good friends in high school but yeah he was like really into Kungfu really into Joe
Rogan um like was into all these different conspiracy theories like he would always he’s like a smart guy but he just believed all this like weird [ __ ] and he would always tell tell me about and I thought it was like hilarious to hear about and um I mean I
Don’t I don’t buy any of that [ __ ] I don’t really enjoy The Joe Rogan podcast but I had a good time hanging out with that guy that was a lot of fun honestly talking to those people it’s kind of a riot if you just kind of like roll with
It and just hear the stupid [ __ ] that they have to say it’s pretty fun it’s pretty fun hearing about it um alternatively I’m trying to think of like like actual like UFC fighters is like kind of what I’m thinking of for like a modern day monk if we’re thinking
About an in-game monk so okay so if I’m looking at modern day monk I’m probably put him in beer B tier as well b or a I don’t know if I want to put him in a tier like do I really want to hang out with like a Joe Rogan guy probably not
So that’s B tier okay if I’m thinking about the in-game equivalent let me think about this let me think about this so the in-game equivalent is like a spiritual Warrior who who is extremely athletic and does like crazy moves you know all that kind of [ __ ] I’ve haven’t
Played a monk in the game yet I want to start a monk run at some point it looks pretty fun but I know they have like key points so it’s like they have abilities they can use that are like magical in certain ways and they’re punching and
Doing all sorts of [ __ ] like that and it’s like they seem like very disciplined athletic people and uh I think they’d be a little bit of a buzz kill you know because I’m assuming they’re they’re like kind of the reject material possessions kind of person like
A a cism kind of person you know and um like I I admire the principal but it’s like those aren’t the people that you really want to hang out with you know if I’m going you know partying do I really want a [ __ ] monk around who’s
Going to be like like oh you know like booze is the you know poison to the body which is funny I mean it’s ironic I’m saying that cuz I don’t drink in real life but I will smoke every once in a while a little bit of that sticky yicky
And so it’s like do I really want a guy who’s telling me that like oh I’m destroying my lungs and I’m smoking weed you know it’s like not really but at the same time it wouldn’t really bug me that much personally and so for those reasons
For the for the modern day equiv which is their JRE listener um and the actual in-game you know version I’m going to stick him in B tier as well we have a lot in B tier but that makes sense because it’s the middle of the tier list all right now we go to
Paladin and I mean I’m I’m immediately getting a like a negative connotation you know like I’m I’m I’m getting negative vibes from the Paladin here okay so Paladin is like a goody goody two shoes I mean not always like there’s evil ones but do I want to hang out with
Like an explicitly evil person not really so I’m not going to really take that into account they’re going to be you know they’d be bad I’m thinking of your prototypical like Warrior of Justice kind of person you know what I mean like Paragon of of morality is always I mean
Like like literally in the game it’s like excuse me you have to like stay true to your principles or whatever or else you’re like an oath breaker it’s like you’ve literally taken an oath to be like I mean in general it’s like a good person I mean there’s like the
Vengeance one where you’re kind of like you know like an Inquisitor or some [ __ ] which is also a person I wouldn’t want to [ __ ] hang out with at all um so what is this ad what the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] dude oh dementia I love it that’s
Fun uh sorry I get distracted by the ads um but uh yeah I mean so it’s either going to be a person who’s just like like this is so like the cleric was like you know I feel like the cleric is like your typical like youth group kid Mormon kind of
Person like person you know who’s like very religious and is trying to like spread it or whatever what I’m imagining a paladin as is like like a [ __ ] like like T evangelist kind of person you know what I mean like somebody who is like so intense with their religion like Bible Belt
[ __ ] Zealot you know what I mean that’s what I’m imagining and I don’t want to be anywhere [ __ ] near one of those people in real life cuz like I mean I’m I don’t have nothing against religious people you know I’m just personally not it’s just not my thing but those people like
Hate people who aren’t religious I don’t know if they hate them but it’s like they’re going to be disturbed by that or they’re going to try to do something about it and I don’t want to be on the receiving end of that [ __ ] dude like cleric I could have a chill time hanging
Out with them Paladin absolutely not it’s not going to be a good time you know and these are probably the people that like hate like hate LGBT people you know it’s like I don’t want to [ __ ] asso this is like Conservative Christian embodied and I want nothing to do with
That [ __ ] all right that’s what I’m imagining the modern day Paladin okay [ __ ] buzzkill uh going to be like discriminatory and just going to harsh the vibe harsh the Mellow you know you’re going to if like even if you like them you’re going to have to always be thinking about what events you’re
Inviting them to and it’s like am I going to have like Bible study time with you hell no all right so Paladin is going into D tier let me just think about the in-game equivalent I mean once again it’s like a warrior it’s like a
Fighter and a cleric had a baby and they make a paladin right um but they are they are like like have to follow a stringent code you know it’s just like I don’t have to [ __ ] deal with that Paladin is definitely just D tier do not
Want to hang out with them all right now Ranger Ranger this is interesting all right Ranger is like similar to Druid you know you’ve got kind of like all of the goodness of a druid but they’re less of like a hippie about it you know what
I mean like a ranger would be like the person you go hiking with you’re going to have like a good time hanging out with them but they’re not they’re not like The Crazy Ones they’re like they’re like the dudes who like you know they love to go kaying and [ __ ] and they just
Love like camping out but they’re not going to be like they can get down you know like Rangers can go hunting and stuff you can do some fun ass [ __ ] with them and they’re not going to make you feel bad about burning a bunch of trash
You know and uh you know they they’re well okay but now I got to think about this a ranger as an animal companion and me personally I uh one of my one of my most endearing qualities is the fact that I hate dogs yeah I just I cannot stand the [ __ ]
Things all right um so you know that’s obviously a controversial take because people love dogs and I’m assuming the ranger would have a dog like the IRL equivalent that always have their dog with them you know so you’d be hiking and they’d bring the dog along and I’ve
Got so many hikes where somebody brings a dog and it is like so annoying I hate having to hike with a [ __ ] dog I hate having a dog around in general I hate sitting in a car with a dog I hate all of that [ __ ] dude that [ __ ] sucks okay
If we go camping they’re just annoying you know you got to deal with them it’s like you’re trying to make food and they’re getting up in your [ __ ] Grill I’m just not a dog person I like cats I’m a cat guy but Rangers they they’re definitely a dog person you know um
But they’re still into sick [ __ ] you know i’ it wouldn’t prevent me from hanging out with them you know I’d still go have a good time we’ be doing some outdoorsy stuff we’d be just you know having a having a good time with it um
So I cannot dock them you know I’m not going to throw them below I think they’re going to go into a tier as well with the Druid you know I was initially thinking they’d be S tier because it’s like Druid without all the hippie dippy [ __ ] but the animal companion is really
Bringing me down here because because I would prefer to just not have them bring any animal companion thank you very much um but I would love to go hunting with them you know any IRL Rangers in the game it’s it’s it’s pretty much similar like a real life ranger and an in-game
Rang are practically the same they have minor magical abilities but really they’re just kind of like outdoorsmen big game hunters or whatever it’d be kind of cool hearing about like the the big hunting trips they go on to fell Mighty beasts but um you know it’s about
The same so yeah they’ll go in a tier I’d chill with a ranger just get the dog out of there now rogue rogue here we go this one is interesting this one is interesting so rogue rogue rogue okay I got to think about this I got to think about
This cuz I am tempted to have this be our first s tier okay because like a rogue is somebody who’s like I mean they’re charismatic by definition you know um often times you know they’re they’re charlatans they’re little like mischievous little scamps you know that
Sort of thing um which I can get down with because I like to cause a little bit of Mischief too here and there uh just kind of you know livens things up makes things more interesting um I at the same time they could definitely definitely definitely
Get me into trouble so like I tend to I tend to kind of like these kinds of people in real life like the kind of morally gray people like the shoplifters you know where they’re just kind of like they kind of do things that are like irresponsible that they know that they
Can get away with um but they’re but they’re like charismatic about it and they’re like you know they’re they’re living on the edge just the right amount you know they’re intelligent they’re charismatic and they know what they can get away with and they know
Just how far to push it you know I tend to like those people you know even if they’re not really like the people I’m hanging out with all the time I’m just like yeah I can get down with it I kind I like a person that kind of knows that
They’re not like like a lot of people they try to pretend like they’re the you know this like uh Paragon of virtue you know but they’re really not and these people are kind of like yeah I kind of accept the fact that I’m just kind of
Like a little bit of a shitty person and I’m just kind of accepted that and I’m cool with that and I just I kind of respect that you know and uh so I think the modern day Rogue I wouldn’t want to hang out with like a con man necessarily just cuz like
That that shit’s kind of like it can be kind of [ __ ] up depending on what it is you know so I don’t think I don’t think this can go an S tier but I do think that a rogue is an a tier kicking it partner you know what I mean like um
They would make things more interesting I wouldn’t like I wouldn’t appreciate the fact that they’d probably get me in trouble I don’t know if they’d probably get me in trouble but i”d be more likely to get in trouble hanging out with a rogue than like most of these
Other classes you know so I’m not super about that life but um but they’d definitely be interesting they be cool I think it’d be a good time I think it’d be a good time I don’t I don’t think I can quite put them in s tier you know just for the
Reasons I talked about don’t like con men um yeah we’re going to settle on an a tier Rogue is a tier there we go in game let me just think about in game real quick you know it’s the same kind of thing it’s like they’re Charming Little Devils they’re just trying to
Survive in a harsh world they’re pickpocketing you know in general it’s like you’re thinking about them like a a Han Solo type of character in a fantasy setting that’s at least what I’m thinking of when I’m thinking of a rogue because it’s like we’re when we’re looking at
These classes right in general there are protagonists and in general they’re going to be you know at least somewhat good or at least neutral you know and so the neutral to good Rogue is yeah like a Han Solo type and those are some people that I could probably get along with you
Know what I mean so yeah a tier I’m feeling good about that now sorcerer okay let me me let me let me let me do it like this though I think I was doing alphabetical here but I want to start with wizard because these are kind of three classes that are somewhat
Similar they’re all kind of casters I mean obviously warlock is pretty different than these two but like these two are very similar to each other right now um excuse me there is a Discord notification I don’t know what the [ __ ] that was about um anyway uh a wizard
Is the master of the Arcane arts and they got to that position by studying by you know obsessing over TOS they probably go to a school they get an education and they learn and they drill and they get to learn the magical powers you know um so the IRL equivalent of
This is the total dweeb the totally obnoxious smartest dude in your class who can’t [ __ ] go two seconds without talking about how they were in like the challenge program as a child even though they are you know like a [ __ ] it’s it’s been like years you know it’s been
They’re like 30 years old and they’re still talking about how they were like in the challenge program as a child like nobody gives a [ __ ] man and um they’re always like these are the people that like when you’re in school they the ones that are like taking pictures of their
Homework and posting it on Instagram on like stories or whatever to show how complicated the [ __ ] that they’re doing is it’s like those kind of people like the smart ass like know-it-all people it’s like yeah you know that they’re smart but they won’t shut the [ __ ] up
About it and it’s super [ __ ] annoying you know that’s what a wizard is in my opinion you know in the game Gail is the wizard you know who’s one of the origin companions or whatever the [ __ ] it is right and um he’s annoying as [ __ ] you
Know he’s a buzz kill he’s a knit all he’s just he’s annoying I [ __ ] hate I don’t hate Gail I just yeah I do hate Gail [ __ ] that guy all right that’s what I’m imagining the modern day wizard is being is just a total [ __ ] nerd and I
Don’t want to hang out with them so D tier wizard is D tier do not want to kick it with them they’re going to be a [ __ ] buzz kill they’re going to be at a party like feeling completely out of place they’re just going to be annoying
As hell to hang out with and now to contrast with the wizard we have the sorcerer now in my opinion and what I’m imagining for a sorcerer is it is like a wizard right it’s like imagine that person in school that’s this is like the a minus student at school okay this is
The guy this is the guy or the gal who does pretty well in school you know they’re like a like an A minus student um and they’re just kind of naturally gifted you know what I mean like so in the Game Wizards are the ones that have
To work their asses off to be you know masters of the Arcane Arts Sorcerers are kind of one the ones that are just kind of born with it you know what I mean like well that I don’t even you probably do know what I mean because that’s exactly how they’re defined in the
[ __ ] game they just have innate ability innate Talent right and so these people they’re the people who were in school did not have to work as hard because they just kind of got it you know what I mean they just kind of got it they didn’t have to like obsess over
Books and studying and [ __ ] all the time and I feel like they have a they have a security in themselves that they don’t need to constantly be talking about how [ __ ] smart they are um but they still are smart and there’s still going to be people who you’re going to talk to them
Like yeah this guy’s really smart this guy’s really cool he’s got a lot of good takes he’s got a lot of interesting things to say you know and so that’s what I’m that’s what I’m imagining the source sure is being and so that is like awesome right that’s awesome it’s not a
[ __ ] dweeb it’s not somebody who’s going to be a buzz kill all the time they’re smart enough that they can get by um and do well and be successful without having to use all of their time on their studies so you can go and do
Some fun [ __ ] with them you know and uh have a good time and they’re going to be smart enough that you’re going to have you’re going to be like intellectually stimulated you know you’re going to have those good conversations uh they’re just going to be like a
Chilled out version of this dude right and they’re not going to be trying to prove anything to you necessarily they just got it you know they just got it and so I think that’s awesome and we think in game right in game this is a person who has innate magical powers of
Any variety you’ve got like and you’ve got like wild magic Sorcerers and [ __ ] who are doing all sorts of crazy unpredictable [ __ ] that’s awesome man I would love to be around that I love them to show me all the crazy [ __ ] they’ve got going on that sounds [ __ ] sick I
Wouldn’t want the wizard to be doing it because the wizard would be doing it and he’d be showing off he’d be bragging the sorcerer they’d be doing it and they’d be like isn’t this isn’t this just a joy isn’t this awesome to be able to fly around and they’d be like sharing their
Abilities with me I mean like there’s a scene in the game where Gail was trying to teach you how I’m sorry I’m making this about Gail I just don’t like Gail anyway but he shows you a little bit of magic and how to [ __ ] cast and [ __ ]
And it’s like yeah that’s cute you know that’s whatever like the sorcerer would just be like no man don’t worry about it I’m just going to I I’ll suit you up with some flying powers for a bit right now I’m going to cast a flying spell on
You I’m going to go flying around I’m going to be having a good time it’s going to be great so this is like all of the upside of the wizard with none of the downside right they’re they have Charisma as one of their as their casting ability right so these are
Charismatic sons of [ __ ] and so I think I’ve got to put the sorcerer in s tier it’s kind of funny because you got sorcerer up here and wizard down here when there’s you know people consider them to be very similar but the sorcerer is just the the non dweeb non showoff
Non-annoying version of The Wizard and I would absolutely love to hang out with them absolutely all right that is our first s tier and I believe it is going to be our only s tier because the next on the list is warlock okay now War warlock is interesting warlock is
Interesting because I’m thinking of modern day equivalence okay modern day equivalence here’s what I’m picturing when I’m picturing for the female warlock this is like your your your modernday witch and let me tell you living in Seattle there are a lot of those around Jesus [ __ ] Christ um they
Are uh borderline insane they’re the crystal [ __ ] you know the astrology [ __ ] the ones who were going and like getting [ __ ] ocean water and leaving it outside under Moonlight to imbue it with magical energy which they will then soak their crystals in to give them magical powers these are like people who
Are working and shopping at Earthbound those types of people I mean there’s like I mean there’s like the hippie dippy people who are into some of the same [ __ ] but like there’s the witchy people you know the Tero card people those now those women I will say I think it’s completely ridiculous but
For some reason I am a weak-willed man and I’m attracted to that kind of [ __ ] sometimes like I don’t believe any of that [ __ ] but just the look that those witchy [ __ ] go for I’m like it’s you know big big titty goth GF you know what
I’m saying like I can get down with it in that way but like if we’re just talking about hanging out I don’t know I kind of like hanging out with those people too it’s it’s like I enjoy being around and hearing about the batshit weird [ __ ] that they believe
Also I’m going to B bump barard down to C tier uh theater kids get [ __ ] you’re going to C tier I’ve thought about it there in C tier absolutely we do not hang out with the bars this is going to be a contentious take but uh I’m going to stand by it
Warlock okay so that we’ve gone over the modern-day warlock female and I’m thinking it’s a B for that because I probably want to [ __ ] that person so that’s upside but they’re probably going to annoy me that’s downside but I kind of want to hear about it so that’s like
Middle terms here you know I want to hear about the ridiculous [ __ ] they believe in you know it’s very entertaining to me so that is a b tier for the woman the modernday male warlock I’m imagining like your average black metal fan you know what I mean like a
Metal Head kind of person and uh that person I don’t know I mean I I like I like some black metal I love some death metal I love uh I love metal in general but I love a variety of kinds of music uh I used to only listen to metal but
Not anymore um and the people I’ve hung out with have historically not been that into metal I’ve always been the metal head in the group for the most part um I think they’re fine you know that’s B tier as well it’s like those people can be kind of [ __ ] cheesy and [ __ ] you
Know um but uh but they’re generally you know chill to hang out with I don’t really like it when people like get all music elitist and a lot of times metal fans are like that they’re the people who are like oh pop music is dog [ __ ]
I’m like no it’s so I mean a lot of it isn’t man a lot of it isn’t some of it is yeah but it’s like that’s the same with a lot of [ __ ] I mean okay a lot of pop music sucks you know but not all of
It okay and there’s like you know I’m getting sidetracked Metalhead elitist that’s all I’m saying so that’s what I’m imagining for like the male warlock IRL I’m still I’d still probably put them at B tier as well like it’d be okay in game though in game I have to think okay this
Is a person who has sold their soul to an external entity which could either be like it could be one of three things it could be a love crafty and horror a weird fairy creature that is arguably more horrifying than a lovecraftian monster or a literal devil okay and that
Devil that’s how they get their powers that’s kind of [ __ ] sick I’m not going to lie I would love to hear about that I would kick it with them I’d be like I’m not doing what you’re doing man I’m I’m doing me I am not going to
Be some bitch’s slave just so it means that I can uh cast Powers unless it was maora I would be maor’s little [ __ ] any day but um cuz she is a hottie so actually maybe that maybe I would go warlock maybe knowing a warlock would be
Good because then I’d be more likely to get some uh some [ __ ] baddies you know some [ __ ] devil baddies but uh anyway that’s neither here nor there I think that there’s as much upside as downside with that so I think warlock lands solidly in the B tier in the B
Tier all right so let’s go ahead and review and see if I want to change anything sorcerer in s tier because of their Charisma their magical abilities and uh you know they’re they chill they’re non-t try hard chillness you know what I mean or like they’re non-t tryhard Brilliance is what I would
Say you know they’re good at they’re talented they have natural talented they have n natural Charisma they’re going to be a [ __ ] person that I want to hang out with they’re not going to be cheesy theater kids with Charisma it’s they’re going to be people I want to hang out
With in a tier we have Druid Ranger and Rogue so Druid and Ranger are kind of our nature dudes they’re going to be out camping and you’re going to be having a good time with them um you’re going to get some dank gon from the Druid you can
Go on some cool hunting trips with the ranger but they have a dog so personally like if I like the dogs you know Ranger would be an S tier but uh for me personally they’re an a tier for you I could understand if you put them an S tier Rogue
I’m going to have a good time hanging out with them I’m going to love talking to them but um they just have a little too much Mischief for me to handle most of the time to put them in s tier but I’m still going to have a good time
Hanging out with them now B tier we got cleric this is your your youth group kid your Mormon you know you’re um they’re going to be religious but not not overbearingly religious like you know that that’s their that’s their thing but um they’re not not going to be like like
[ __ ] zealots well they are literally zealots they’re not going to be I think they’re going to be a little more chill than your average Paladin for example and I think you’re going to be able to go do some fun activities with a cleric you know what I mean a fighter is just
Literally an average Joe and uh Average Joe’s going B tier because I’ll probably like them you know fine but um not going to let be in love with them a monk is your Joe Rogan podcast listener um it is going to be entertaining hanging out with them but you don’t
Really like them that well warlocks are your witch [ __ ] which are hot but a little bit annoying a little bit crazy and or your black metal fans which um can be a little pretentious uh then we got in CTI we got our barbarian barbarian is just a little too chaotic
May uh a little too chaotic and unpredictable for my tastes but I can understand people putting Barbarian and B tier maybe for me though it’s like I just I don’t know I don’t want somebody use that much of a loose cannon you know bar theater kid C tier annoying just
Going to annoy the [ __ ] out of me so they’re going in C tier Paladin D tier this is your Bible thumping Bible Belt Maniac who will disapprove of anything you do and wizard huge [ __ ] dwee okay so uh I’m pretty happy with this tier list I think this is a solid tier list
Uh you can let me know if you disagree and I probably won’t care and honestly if you do actually I will be happy I I think it’s funny like my other tier list they got a bunch of dislikes and [ __ ] and people were commenting and I think
That’s actually funny and good so you should go ahead and do that you should tell me why I’m wrong I love talking about this [ __ ] and uh anyway yeah thank you for joining me for another pointless balers Gate 3 tier list I hope you have
A nice night and uh I hope you go [ __ ] yourself all right byee
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