All right we’re back circling back podcast coming to you live from HQ my name’s will the freeze to my left David rough nons spawn spawn oh [ __ ] start over no no we’re Absolut unfortunately we’re absolutely not starting over yeah it’s just simply not happening yeah dude what’s your problem oh I don’t
Want people to see what that was well when optimization fires back it’s rare it’s rare to have Dave Sprint off camera oh man wrong Piper what happened there player wrong pipe man the right pipe Dylan shivery ladies and gentl gentlemen I’ll give Dave a little breathing room
Yeah some personal news real quick to share to everyone um yeah I’m going to try the 8 milligram Lucy today folks I’m going to pop up from the four and go to the eight just to see what happens see how it treats me I think I’m ready I
Think I’m finally ready I’m putting in work been doing the fours for a while now been treating me nicely but I’m ready to to go up to the bigs dude I didn’t realize that when Celsius will decided to unveil himself I didn’t realize the Ripple effects this would
Have yeah it’s time I’ve got the boys just absolutely pushing the envelope in the office right now because I’m just drinking numerous Celsius no one no one does double celsi before even showing up to work why I don’t know if I believe you that’s forign milon I had a grape
Rush when I woke up this morning you need a [ __ ] and then and then I paired it with a uh a banana muffin homemade one from Sally uh and then when I got to the office today I took an oasis Vibe on of my uh out of my bag and
Just chugged that down you went seli muff celi yes it’s never been hold on let’s it’s never been done before phrase that no it’s the phrasing is fine for the non perverted types cool thing about Oasis Vibe is that it just tastes like a logger does it you’re my wonder Wall oh Oasis ah the band yeah yeah famously munion first CD I ever bought no you didn’t I swear no that’s too cool for you dude wonder wall no that’s too cool for you obsessed with that song for a minute when CDs be were like hot in
The streets mine was Blues Traveler mid I bet your collection was pretty meat meat and potatoes huh yeah yeah that was a mainstream kind of guy if it wasn’t on the radio I didn’t know about it did you have a did you have a a four disc
Booklet that you’d go through or did you just have like the two I had a four okay yeah okay was it empty it was it was 60% full most of that was just burned CDs that I made just you know mixtapes Dave think about how much room that took up when we’ get
On the plane as kids and we had our four four page CD binder I made one for your girl by the way hold on which which girl you know the one my high school girlfriend uhuh that’s weird because you were like 30 at the time I was Cent to one no that’s a
Little odd we were in high school for like got some questions I think we graduated the same year got some questions what year did you graduate high school David 2006 [ __ ] 2002 just like your boy um before I choked on my um sponsored content do y’all think since meatball
Ron dropped out do you think he’s Still rocking the boot wedge or do you think he’s like back to like wearing his boots like a normal person he committed to it he definitely looked at his wife and she was like are you still going to do it
And he looked at her and he’s like I can’t go back now you can’t show up four inches shorter at the next public appearance I at some point I feel like you have to like your heels like will demand it he doesn’t have those campaign funds rolling in anymore he can’t just
Get custom boots every single time you know he’s got the one pair that he’s been been treating what if you put on a high heel like underneath a boot he’s got some blue botin some red bottoms okay I could get behind that because then you’re not trying to hide anything
It’s out there in front of everybody have you guys seen the theories of Taylor Swift in the election no but I want to hear it I have an article pulled up if you want to hear what the theories are lay it on me there’s two different
Theories lay it on me Daddy okay godamn here’s one Theory uh the first theory is that Taylor Swift is working with Roger Goodell to announce her Biden endorsement during the Super Bowl I don’t think Goodell’s a big Biden guy am I wrong you I can’t speak for
Adele look like this I’m talking about Taylor Swift right um You said Goodell and he he made an Adell play um and there’s also the theory out here uh that um Taylor Swift is a satanic agent of Witchcraft sent here by Satan to keep God’s chosen one Donald
Trump out of the White House that that one more believable than the first one I could get behind that people are really really taking things a long way to to try to prove these theories I left uh in the ARs tour I skipped the part where she brought out like the trees and
Did all the uh the Pagan rituals things of that nature I just didn’t want it I didn’t want that energy like we I I talk about these things kind of as a joke but then then we start to go back to like you know touching based conspiracy
Podcast beyond the pay wall and we’ve talked about so many mind control experiments before that like can I really say that maybe Taylor Swift isn’t a a secret agent it’s it’s not impossible another way to say that is uh it’s possible she does look exactly like
The uh daughter of Anton Le I believe the founder of the Church of Satan Zena Le I think we talked about this at some point I’ve seen that one yeah that’s like a real Theory out there that they’re the same person I’m more of a Zena Warrior Princess guy myself yeah I
Mean weird I mean here’s the thing yeah she does look a lot like that yeah it’s true yeah you got to start wondering if she’s actually Satan maybe she got some adrenochrome maybe found a blood boy blood girl a I don’t think I don’t think she was ever on lagona beach or the
Hills it’s a name play Audrina Patridge is her name she is very beautiful to me I think she might be single now if you want to arrina if you want to toss a uh little Mario meme into her DMs I saw her in a Vegas casino one time is she beautiful I
Was shocked at how gor she was I had such a big crush on her back in the day when that show first came out yeah I was taking a back lagona Beach just as like a an entity really changed the trajectory of my life a lot it made me
Just want to be a Cali dude let’s see Adrina like Stephen was so sick I don’t see any mans in these picks yeah I think I’m pretty sure she’s going through a she went through a breakup a Adrina she need a shoulder to cry on yeah but you
Might need to hit the gym before you offer one of those up your trap’s been looking tiny as [ __ ] lately dog damn where did that come from is is she in is she in a traps like what do you mean don’t want you shrug one time yeah have you not Shrugged
Lately you’re not doing shrugs I’m not a shoulder guy everybody knows that that’s like the weakest part of my my upper all shoulders dude people look at my shoulders and they’re like damn dude are you did you get shoulder injections she still got it too a generational Beauty what’s her
Name again Adrina Patridge obviously duh dude hey we got some bear shirts available at washed media. shop uh these say the the original bad boys of small podcast and I have to admit these shirts are gas took one home for myself put it on last night vibed out on the couch for
A little bit hung out with my sons and my partners that’s cool go cop one there’s a bunch available right now at washed media. shop we also have Wilmont poos still available at roback we only have larges uh also we have a 7-Day trial for new patrons out there if you
Are a patron you know that you get first access to the drops but more importantly you get just numerous episodes a week talking listener voicemail it’s exactly five minutes yesterday we had an absolutely thrilling game of do you know what a game show podcast hosted by uh
Producer Randy and uh I have to say we’ve never had a game as close as yesterday we had a buzzer beater it was exciting stuff a lot of people were saying the production on that was just Next Level I’ve got some information about production Adrina Patridge or is that
How you say it yeah she’s apparently dating her allegedly dating her podcast producer so she’s it’s in play so she’s in a podcast guys it’s in the it’s in the realm of possibility so you’re saying there’s a chance okay say no more she likes podcasters dude producers I’m
Just going to drop a microphone emoji in her in her message see what she has to say about that could be misconstrued no she she’s going to know that could be misconstrued understand what you’re saying though right this guy knows his way around a microphone is what she’s
Going to think when she sees it and she’s not wrong generational glazing mhm you guys aware what day it is oh Randy just glazing Dave all morning generational glazing on Dave this morning for he’s looking so scrum delumptious over there look Divine glazing it’s Wednesday which means it’s time for Will’s five star
Review of the week can you just read the retail therapy one we’ll get to that one in a second David that’s from New York hustle you know New York baby they grind different up there every day I’m hustling five stars this is my fave says the review not New York listening to
This podcast every week brings me back to memories of when I first watched the founder that movie in this show bring me so much joy and I’m always excited for the next episode I love that the squad keeps having kids so it’s nice to know your boys can still get some P.S you
Guys should come to New York City well put your money where your mouth is it is fat thank you for the review that was we just had 60 bucks come through for Nashville by the way good good we needed that do you want me to read the review for retail therapy today
Kind of yeah it’s from D Tyler 8 subject line merp mer is that a good mer or I don’t know what a mer I’ve never seen a merp in the wild how’s that spelled the m e all lowercase all right it says I’ve been listening since 2016 please note
That Scar’s uh launched in 2018 and uh retail therapy launch in I think 2021 oh are you saying cap losing his credibility says retail therapy is just middle-aged Midwestern dads yeah that’s me uh wishing oh from middle class backgrounds yeah uh just wishing they were trust fund old money New Yorkers hey
I if I could be a trust fund uh old money New Yorker I would take that that would be a really nice existence to have fall in my lap sounds great the only funds I trust are the ones that I stack myself though oh really yeah okay yeah
Just be like that you know hey since we did have some uh money slide through for Nashville Dylan can you give a little explanation to the fundraiser that we’re doing cuz uh we had a someone dropped the bag on us and we we’re going to we’re going to do something with that
Bag to make it more fair for everyone else out there so we announced this on Monday that we have officially launched the circling back 20124 Meetup fundraiser campaign all proceeds not proceeds all funds total are going to St judee’s Children’s Hospital didn’t you say you were going to buy some pin House
Pizza with some of that funds though no no no no anywh who um funds started to roll in of course it’s a competition each City you donate in your city’s name and then the winning City gets it’s the Meetup day that’s how it’s going to work right off
The bat we got a donation of $5,000 from someone very generous we thank you very much for that donation this person donated um in the Seattle team that’s where this person is based without me even having to say a thing about the situation this person contacted me via Instagram DM all
Right and there’s a concern and it’s been expressed on the Reddit the subreddit page we talked about in the office a little bit that a donation that large might discourage others from contributing to their City because oh the competition is already over and it might it might stifle the you know the
Funds throughout the you know campaign sure he very generously and thoughtfully said how about we take my donation and just move it to the general fund therefore evens the playing field again and will feel you know more encouraged to contribute to keep the competition alive and and
Healthy and ongoing if you take that five grand out right now it’s literally anyone’s game anyone’s game he said he said straight up like I’ll I’ll fly to wherever the Meetup is like what he’s gonna be there can he pick us up in Austin maybe that would be dope so what we’re
Going to try to do is move 4,900 of those $5,000 to the general fund and leave $100 still in Seattle so he still contributes to his City but the general fund is going to that’s where the 4900 4900 is going to sit therefore it evens a playing field
Again the is the idea that Randy evens it out with his donation his $5,000 donations to the other cities is that done we’re not doing that part he hadn’t come through yet I’m still waiting on it okay oh yeah it’s definitely it’s processing for sure here’s the thing I can’t go into this
Um platform fundly and move those funds myself I have put a um customer support ticket in already and they’re going to see what they can do nothing feels more defeating than submitting an anonymous customer support ticket just not knowing if they’re going to even respond to you
I got the email saying like we have received your request that’s big that’s where we are right now but don’t respond to this email because we will not read it so I’m going to try and and make it appear as though that money has been
Moved and if I can’t I’m just going to make a big note at the top saying just subtract 4900 from Seattle it’s not the best cleanest way to do it but it still applies all you need to know is keep donating yes you’re still in the game is
Still in the game is still very much competitive and alive and uh we have so all I’m saying is that a case could be made to do a second place City if uh Seattle just takes off all I’m saying is we have collected over $7,000 so far total thank you to everyone who’s
Donated already we really appreciate it we’re at 7101 currently and uh yeah so money’s coming in man if you want your city uh if you want us to come to your city then hop in there donate didn’t you say you just want to go to Seattle to throw some
Fish I do want to throw fish do they have a Gizzy Market anywhere like in New York or anything where you can like they throw hot dogs I don’t I don’t know you could definitely pay a vendor to throw the hot dog in your mouth what’s the biggest hot
Dog ever made I’m not talking about the longest I’m talking it’s a girth play I would also like to add the widest why are you skimming over the girth play would like to add hot dog that if you take away the 4900 from Seattle they’re still winning not by much though not by
Much very close Charlotte is nipping at their heels all right I don’t even know what to expect out of Charlotte if Charlotte wants to come in here and and be our Cinderella I’m all about it Charlotte’s coming correct will is what I’m trying to say do you think that they’ve ever made a
Hot dog that has the size and girth of like a normal yes see hold on a second I say cuz you can make the world’s longest hot dog and I’m not impressed by that you’re still stuck on the hot dog yeah I can’t stop think about I’m talking
Fundraiser but now imagining you taking like the something the size of like a large Chinook salmon and throwing it and catching with a big bun exactly like I think I actually think it’d be kind of sick be kind of funny cuz like in order to make hot dogs don’t you just like
Twist it when it comes out of the machine I did that behind my laptop so people couldn’t see what I was doing I don’t know well yo you’re not going to believe this hot dog is that real this is AI right oh no that’s see thees
That’s not real why that’s I’m going to put this on the story and if someone wants to do like a Photoshop of something feel free like it’s just Dylan laying there in his arms his facial hair is elite elite facial hair SW I believe this is from feltman’s in New York this
Guy saw like a Milwaukee Brewer’s closer and was like give me that I want to see the Big Bun that this thing goes inside it’d be cool if you had a man bun under hey here’s the thing I would love for Seattle to win I’ve been there and I
Really enjoyed the city I’ve never been to Seattle the Pike Place Market is a fantastic Market that’s where they throw the f I feel like this would be a pilgrimage for you of some sorts uh the first ever Starbucks is there Pike’s pretty like mid- tier though they’re they’re pretty they’re
They’re top tier man I know I know uh I know that uh numerous companies have been started out of Seattle Starbucks Nordstrom you think uh Celsius has any Shooters there I don’t know man okay I don’t know will I’m just trying to get my caffeine intake up I’m at 400 milligrams right
Now how many are you at today uh I made another red eyee by the way homemade is [ __ ] G why are you out on Americano right now that’s not a thing you said you’re out on them they’re fine you said you stopped ordering them I I I never was really a big Americano
Orderer I do associate americanos with you the food in that market like they they have little food stands everywhere it’s so good man so good in where the the the very famous Pike Place Market in Seattle that’s where they throw the fish Davey I know it smell crazy in there it it probably
Do smell crazy in there probably do smell crazy in there I’m seeing some diff some differing reports on the largest hot dog I’m seeing one here it says at two feet wide this may be able to be have the claim for the records girthy the world’s girth as hot dog but
The largest not even close hey honestly like I think we need to move on from the the big hot dog thing let him cook let him cook think about two feet that’s [ __ ] huge it’s like it’s a big dog what you know like you know the show like uh Navy SEAL training how
They have like the log and it’s like part of the thing where they all carry the log What If instead of the log it was just this giant hot dog 22 son and then at the end they got to eat it how do seals carry a giant log with those
Little tiny arms that’s the thing that’s how they weed them out Only the Strong Survive Only the strongest flippers do you think there’s any albino seals out there they’re like damn I wish I was Navy okay I’m with you Dylan maybe we should move on past I feel like that’s right up
That’s a joke Randy should have laughed at that’s can’t be mad at that we’re off to a very strong start even though I choked on a sponsor not long ago I was perusing my bank account you guys familiar with bank accounts do you guys have one of
These yeah I saw some recurring charges and I was like don’t what are you thinking dude you meant to cancel that months you did the Homer thing no there’s a there’s a part of me that just gets frustrated man you think you canceled something and you realize
You’ve been paying a bunch of money I don’t know maybe there’s a workout bike that hasn’t been plugged in at my new place and maybe I’ve been paying for the subscription to that for I don’t know a year and a half even though I haven’t used it in forever but guess what thanks
To Rocket money I’m no longer paying for it if I ask you how many subscriptions you uh you have would you be able to listen M all I don’t think you would be able to I’m forget I’d forget at least three of them probably like most people don’t
Realize how much they’re spending but rocket money it’s a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions monitors your spending and helps you lower your bills most people don’t realize that they could average $720 in savings a year if they just signed up for Rocket money and canceled some of these
Subscriptions make these recurring subscriptions and non-recurring ones my friends I did this recently I did this very recently with a something you may have seen me uh wear on my wrist from time to time that tracks some data uh stopped wearing it and I forgot
I was still paying for it come on dude yeah freaking idiot pretty flipping embarrassing I was like do they’ve got over five million users they’ve helped save the members like I said an average of $720 a year with over $500 million in cancelled subscriptions stop wasting money on things you don’t
Use cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to Rocket money.com circling that’s rocket money.com circling again rocket money.com circling Dave I haven’t even seen the news on this and I don’t know if I want to well here’s the deal there’s a rumor going out there on Twitter X internets
Radio Eminem who’s back in the news famously was at the uh Niners Lions game a thin candy shell throwing the bird up to the the good people of San Francisco um he was asked by uh his on a radio show his radio show uh hey it’s
Out there on the Grapevine you and uh 50 gonna do a collab you gonna do an album fit yeah it’s just fitty is how we say it is that but it’s spelled 5 z i I’m going to do it without the stank on it all right I’m just going to read
It uh 50 Cent they’re going to do it they the rumor is they’re going to do an album collab and I’m just wondering do we need this I have my thoughts I kind of feel like these two just aren’t even making music anymore right whenever [ __ ] like this happens it always underwhelms man
Didn’t 50 s get that vitamin water bag and now he’s just like making PE making his Ops lives hell no one’s drinking vitamin water anymore but yes he did get the bag no but it was an elite mixer in 2005 6 we were just tossing VOD Cup in those
Bottles and walking to parties convincing yourself like this will keep you from getting hung over yeah it was also just like one of the cheaper things to buy from the uh the food court with your your schwips you guys familiar with schwips I I had his buddy back in the
Day and he’d be like you guys have any swipes really yeah I thought it was hilarious I did too back in college I really thought I really didn’t think that was going to take off in any capacity at all schaps it was it was a it was a generational Miss for me you
Guys got you guys got any schwips I think we have some uh got schwip stickers in there that we might be dropping in if you order to yeah yeah you if you order if you order a bear shirt just know that you’re going to get some stickers that uh are quite old
Little drop in little added value maybe even a koozie if we’re feeling crazy with it Koozies are so frat uh yeah I’m not frat enough to put a koozie in my back pocket when I go places I hope to get to that point one day I’m just not there yet
I really don’t even like using because I usually just shotgun them so I don’t need a koozie you know what I mean so it’s like why what’s the point I’ve shotgun every beer that I drink you shotgun every beer it’s terrible for yourself it only takes me like 12 to get
A buzz dude I don’t [ __ ] need one man cuz I I drink it fast enough it doesn’t get cold what are you you just sipping on it dude yeah dude I always hated that like cool dude that’s frat cool dude certified last night I had some of the
Guys over we we were making parlays and we were just Keling beers all night okay all fre y were making parlays we were just making them you’re just cooking up parlay yeah I I didn’t even check to see if I won because I passed out my matter dude [ __ ] tell not my
Money yeah [ __ ] it no it’s from the funly it’s from my trust fund dad in New York he’s got that dealership yeah it’s from my blue collar family in the Midway what was the last collab album that actually was good Jay-Z and Lincoln Park no Jay-Z and Kanye okay
Okay point taken D Tak I got mad L I didn’t think that was you could make a case that Jay-Z Lincoln Park went harder though y’all you guys you and Randy I and even Brett maybe Dylan I doubt it y’all have a much higher affinity for
Lincoln Park than I did because I I just never really got into them because it was I was a little bit older and I had moved on from that genre but I know Randy loves Lincoln Park well I want to say during this slander of Lincoln Park rest in peace
Peace Chester sorry Chester rest in peace that’s on me no I actually never went through a Lin Lincoln Park phase um I tried to go through one when I was in eth grade because the girl that I asked to be my girlfriend on the bus uh she
Had a Lincoln Park CD so I was like all right I’m going to get into these guys and I just never got there and then she broke up with me via MSN Messenger damn I think it’s because I never got into Lincoln Park she needed somebody with a little more Edge I
Didn’t have enough angst like I was I was in my pop punk phase man yeah you were just a kid lost in a nightmare I would be up for this album individual like a new 50 Cent a new Eminem album I’m probably not getting into it but I’ll spin it I’m I’m
Probably not gonna spin I’m giving it a shot I don’t think I’m gonna spin it I actually I’ll wait for reviews to come out before I spin it get Richard I try is is a top five album of all time and easily a top three hip-hop album I’ll
Take you to the candy shop that wasn’t on that album but that’s top three it’s a Fint it’s a seminal album It’s a fitt joint you’re right sounds a lot like the other 50 joint I got the magic stick very similar same song it’s identical same song Randy same song Dylan that’s
Right y’all don’t know what it feels like to rub chinos during a 50 c song are you yall have no clue what it feels like to rub I shaped the ho in one one time oh come on dude I put my chinos up on some pocket list jeans it’s over oh my God
Remember when short remember when short been wearing those that Fric just starty a fire that changed everything dude no pockets y’ don’t know what it’s like to grinding cargo shorts no hell yeah dude kids these days have it too good they’re all on Tik Tok like looking at hot girls all
The time not us dude we were just listening to 50 Cent grinding find me some crankers on the Dance Floor just putting them on anything oh yeah they were calling you cranker uhhuh why cuz I just had the crankers on those are khaki Wranglers for those who aren’t aware do
I need some look like potato I think I kind of need some that might be my like best way in they they intern Reagan War day one at grandex dude TM someone interviewed for his for an internship and he showed up in cringers I was like you already got
The job to say you have was that Craig it wasn’t Craig shout out CRA his name was Steve no intern Craig showed up with the I think it was a tell you ride fly fishing hat and we were just like uh done yeah and then he said he could
Throw a football 60 yards like even more done do you want to raise so will got will got a job based on like a photo of his golf swing Craig got a job based on his fly fishing hat we don’t usually pay in but we’re going to start you at 60k I
Hope that’s okay yeah are you okay with that we’re we’re going to slide you some ownership of the company also like vested Dave you have no idea how much it was like a relief for me that I didn’t have to interview to go to grandex had I interviewed I would have
Botched it I would have been nervous it would have gone well you’ve been doing stuff for the company for like a year no it wasn’t even a year you would had to be a total boner not to get it yeah yeah I I don’t think I ever crushed an
Interview in my entire life I never walked out of something being like got it yeah but I’m also dumb I knew I knew an interview that I that they clearly were only interviewing me because like they had to and I it was very evident says like for an internship in law
School and like they started like asking me so what uh you read any good books lately swear to God they asked me that and I like lied and I was like read The Kite Runner which is a book I had just heard of but I’d never read and they’re
Like oh cool and they didn’t have any follow-ups you learned from that I don’t know I had just heard like maybe my sister no I’m like that’s an interv question followup they didn’t follow up and I was like well I didn’t get this they clearly found someone who’s got
Better grades than me that they liked so I’ll just I’ll [ __ ] off dude the last interview I had which was a really long time ago they they asked me how I organized my closet and I was like what shut up really why do you care don’t worry about my Red Wings
Jerseys that’s all you have I need to organize mine B I don’t mine’s mine’s strapped right now but I was like don’t I don’t talk about my closet organization publicly lady get off my back I was too high level yeah I interviewed them actually that’s what’s up dude flipped the script
On them mhm power move they didn’t know what hit him they didn’t [ __ ] know I got some questions for you did an interview with really did we I talked to you on the phone yeah I I had to go lock the door at my job so no one would walk
In and catch me talking to you on the phone Dave was trying to kiss me through the phone during the the conversation it it was Easter we hired you you you accepted either on Easter or the day before I think I accepted immediately I was just like yeah I I’ll move [ __ ] it
And the rest as they say is history man you clap back though you’re like I need some uh traveling fees some moving fees I figur I figured if I had the if I had the opportunity to gouge a company that I hadn’t started rapport with yet I was
Going to do that I was broke as [ __ ] dog it was smart I wasn’t I wasn’t like that broke but I was like pretty broke I need I need a little help I didn’t even use the full stiping I got I had to give something back did you really give it
Back no I didn’t have to give it back they they wrote me a check for the expenses whereas I thought they would just write a check for it so I was like oh I’m just going to nickel and dime every single thing I can do and then uh
Then they had me submit the receipts then like day six of your your tenure hash Chad and the cow guys showed up and I remember you were like wow that’s really cool it was cool no one no one invited me to lunch though I I didn’t deserve the invite to lunch that
Day the toughest invite that I didn’t get at early grandex was uh y’all got to go to a charity golf tournament and I didn’t care about playing golf and miss and work that day at all but everyone returned back with uh grandex logoed Travis Matthew shirts and it didn’t just
Hurt that that day seeing that everyone had these dope Travis Matthew logoed shirts what hurt was when people would just wear them in the office casually for the rest of time I’m sorry ma’am It’s just tough when your boys are all rocking a logo and you don’t have one is
That the Ross uh where Snapchat’s been hacked no no I was on that one okay when they were selling hoverboards through the TFM Snapchat do not buy the Snapchat hoverboards Ross was on one man that was a fun well yeah they had at the charity
Golf T we went to they had people giving shots out and like the third hole and it was like all right I guess I’m getting hammered today yeah FR that was the day that Ross uh did up his order at Ranch 616 from a quesadilla to a stake with
Crab on it when he realized the company was paying little did he know that stake was not good do not order the steak there he that was so uncomfortable he he placed his order and he goes wait is the company paying for this then Madison was like yeah and he
Just right then he upped it it’s the move like all it’s basically what Randy does yeah I was going to say who would ever run up a company tab at of dinner dud the only time I’ve run up a company tab was with the uh uh the investment
Dudes oh the Raging Bull the Bob Bob steak and Shop the only time I’ve been like [ __ ] it I’m going off I’m I’m going to order everything I want right now they didn’t care one of the best dinners foodwise no one’s eaten more blue cheese
Than I ate at that dinner I I was so bloated and disgusting the next morning well that’s how I feel every day David okay just segue into no can I give a quick ranking of my Celsius now that I’ve uh been been enjoying my Celsius as of late do you
Guys sense a difference in me can you feel it would you stop can you feel how different I am no we this is how you always are we’ve been pounding Celsius here for like 3 years not like me though and now you just jump like your boy
Though God not like your boy dude they broke the mold after they made will uhuh dude they like hold on I can say I’ve never had two before 10:00 a.m. no exactly dude you’re cut from a cloth that I’m simply not cut from they make
Them like me he snuck in that muff too they make a lot like you dude not me he snuck it in between the two celi yeah Randy you remember him saying that some sneaky muff he said it was a muff sandwich because he had the Celsius and the Muff and the
Celsius I don’t like that you guys are trying to make my banana muffin that I had this morning perverted I’m not he keeps no I’m going to point at Randy here too the guy who doubles down the I’m being succinct don’t double down it’s a two syllable word I’m shorting it to one
Syllable what’s the problem here hey dead ass don’t double down banana nut muffin that’s too many syllables how many syllables that’s big motion I never I [ __ ] never said there were nuts in the muffin I had this morning I never had nuts in it I thought you said banana
Not muffin no I’m not I don’t put nuts in my muffin just a banana muffin no nuts I don’t put nuts in it it’s November uh it’s not can you imagine putting nuts in your muffin please who has banana muffin yeah banana nut muffin a these are just a straight banana dude
It’s a banana play it’s a sweet play I Don’t Want nuts in it he doesn’t want the juxtaposition of the nut I grew up in a family I grew up in a family Dylan where my mom didn’t put nuts in her banana bread okay our subject that’s a little weird I
Don’t know if I’ve ever had banana bread I love banana bread dude what the less it’s cooked the better it tastes I wanted that to be dense it’s so moist I want it to be dense moist and gooey our friend Kayla makes a a bomb banana bread
Do they make a banana flavored Celsius no why they make a banana nut flavored one they don’t I don’t think they do I don’t think they do Randy you’ve had it nut banana bread there’s not a nut cell well I’ve been so on the Celsius train and I’ve been pioneering this ship for
So long that I decided I was going to order exactly a dozen Celsius for the office and I ordered I asked Brett what his favorite was he said mixed berry how do we feel about this hold it up Dave show the show the class yeah how do you
Like mixberry it’s it’s not in my top three but it’s good okay non spawn okay yeah the Oasis Vibe was fine not a big prickly pear guy the can the can it’s a can play The Taste doesn’t match the dopeness of the can the the can is sick
So my number one right now and I will be revising this later is grape rush you know I love grapes if I see a Jolly Rancher bag throw the rest out because you give me the grape uh my second would actually be Peach Vibe okay you guys familiar with peach
Vibe mhm peachy and then number three for me is going to be tropical Vibe right now you like that they put vibe in the name of the the flavor no but I do buy those first because it’s more fun to to buy one with Vibes than it is to just
Buy like a regular like whatever the the the vibe flavored cans are are goodlooking too Celsius is like and a white claw yeah with energy in it so you you’re enjoying oh the no don’t they’ve taste way better than whiteclaw it’s just crazy that I started drinking them and you guys all followed
Suit and were obsessed with them after me it’s just weird dud you’re a trend Setter man white claw tastes like a Glade Plugin I’ll say it unless they want to drop the B I like white claw I’ve always liked white claw I got I got no qualms I respect the
Pioneers that they were I’m sorry sorry I oh quam is the word I Ed there dude we should make like an ugly Christmas sweater that says Santa Claus but it’s just Santa like drinking white claw oh that’s dud dude it’s not a bad idea that’s frat we should do that that would
Have Crush in 2019 let’s do a harambe sweater should we do a harambe shirt you think we can sell five of them I’ll give you a $100 if you have an idea the make harambe alive again shirt could play this year I mean this we really have one one more election where
It can play we want to release that shirt’s the time it’ll be the last did grandex ever trademark make harambe alive again there’s a really good chance that we did I hope not why that was honestly the funniest one it’s just a waste of resources I think it’s pronounced
Resources okay what if they cryogenically froze and like the tech was there and they they brought him back you got to think that would sway the election depending on who he endorsed was he shot he was shot he was shot multiple times he got a dart in his neck no pistols
They they put the blicky out on him it was gun play they shouldn’t have pulled the they got the chop out and let it sing on you can’t let you can’t be doing that they got they got the click clack on it it would have been sick if you just ate the
Bullets PCP harambe I’d be fine with that no I don’t know he didn’t deserve to die like that’s facts he didn’t kill the kid no he just had him he was nurturing the child he needed a friend what’s that kid doing these days he better be super [ __ ] oh dude he’s
In the Bartman program I think we l he’s like 12 or like he better change his [ __ ] dude he needs he needs to he needs to he he’s got he’s got blood on his hands man really harambe blood still uh oh what they had to go into hiding
After backlash yeah I get it I’m not saying the kid needed to go into hiding that’s really depressing but like the the world took harambe way too far and uh yeah it makes sense that you’d have to go into hiding how old do you think harambe was when he met his demise 36
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Circling so they know that we sent you every Sunday every Monday really I put up something on the uh Sunday scares Instagram story that asked for people’s bad Mondays just you’re having a tough Monday it’s been a little rough on you Dylan yeah Elmo decided do the same
Thing and I got some bad news Elmo took some L’s in the chat uh you hate to see it really Elmo just don’t check in with us dude we’re not we’re not doing okay Elmo I’ve never seen so many down bad people responding to a Sesame Street
Character than I did with with Elmo it was well- intended I don’t like that Sesame Street characters are on Twitter you don’t like that they have verified Twitter accounts no I’d like them I’d like to keep them pure and and not in the Cesspool he’s doing numbers too
That’s what scary but what’s Elmo going to do with all that power I don’t know does that not make you think a little bit has Elmo been sliding into anyone’s DMS is he an influencer he can sway the election who would Elmo endorse Elmo Nikki Haley he’s horny as
[ __ ] I don’t know man dude Elmo I don’t know might need to see the birie okay that’s not a good Elmo that’s Elmo doing Adam Lavine to Nikki Haley might need to see the how does now it’s Patrick Mahomes doing Elmo holy [ __ ] [ __ ] how are you guys doing I’m Elmo she
Your girl how as [ __ ] I’m not trying to flex too hard but in fourth grade I was given a Tickle Me Elmo for Christmas uh it was the hottest gift in the streets what that my dad went and found one at an auction uh done by a radio station
You wrestled away from some little kid at Walmart my dad bought it just kidding honestly if I saw a video of my dad wrestling it away from a little kid at Walmart I’d be like thank you for being an awesome dad to me yeah to me man
That’s the most radio station thing ever to give away a Tickle Me Elmo 20 years ago why were they in such high demand what was going on I don’t know dude they were so hot in the streets so hot the PS4 was hot like after that like that
Tickle Me Elmo I feel like was the first thing when I was a little kid that was like the must have gift of the season and then PS no sorry PS2 uh kind of like replaced that a couple years later but like PS2 I understand why it was so hot
Tickle Me Elmo was just like Dave can you show us what Elmo did when you tickled it like the movement it it did make the noise of tickling that’s what he did right it was something like that his arms would FL a little bit it’s weird he wanted to be
Tickled though looking back it’s like why don’t you calm down on the request for tickling I hate being tickled man I do something with Fritz because as a kid I hated being tickled so much you know when someone’s tickling you and then they stop for a second you think it’s
All over and then they start tickling tickling you again see it’s tough because you’re laughing but you’re not enjoying it exactly so I have stopped reckling Fritz CU I don’t want him to feel the way I felt back in the day you got something say Randy say with your
Chest I don’t know I’m requesting that you uh on camera tickle Dylan oh you want me to go over there and tickle don’t come do something similar I’m not don’t don’t tickle me I’ll come over there let Randy tickle you I don’t want to be tickled right now all right we’ll
Take tummy sticks just play tummy sticks I’d rather I’d rather do tummy sticks explain that I’m new here is that a raspberry what that’s tummy sticks okay oh God just Google it Randy gr up Randy I’ve got some break watch a movie one time I’ve got some breaking news Vic fth over here
Sorry so share it percussion uh John Mayor heard of him he has posted to social media um y’all are familiar with John Mayor right yeah Body Is a Wonderland that’s kind of what he’s known for well he has officially gravity is a good he has officially launched the announcement
That dead end company will be playing at the sphere the Sphere not we had we had a little bit of uh indication last night that uh there might be some sphere things happening because they did a little pre-promotion by putting the Steely logo up on the sphere and now we
Have official confirmation what do I need to do to get you to the sphere Dylan um I would be down for that you know I’m not a big concert person but I wanted to see the sphere and um if I can go with the squad to see dead and Co and
Watch John just absolutely slay up there then I’ll be down for that we’re in talks to have maybe some free hotel rooms in Las Vegas which would make it a lot more palatable your boy included uh I I would I here I I’ll say this Dylan
If if you if you want to make this fear happen I will allow you to sleep in the bed with me if if we are limited on rooms that’s that’s friendship folks I’ve been known to to roll over and get a little handsy with you don’t mind so I
Might do that I’ll set up a a pillow barrier between us but then I’ll like it’ll just accidentally remove it at some point dude Sally hit me with a pillow barrier the other day were you trying to get handsy with no I just woke up in the
Middle of the night and I looked over and I was like what’s this wall next to me and there was just a giant ass pillow between us do you toss and turn no I toss clouds and I turn up that’s good that’s good dude I like
That yeah dude when’s the last time you tossed the cloud you haven’t tossed the cloud in Forever dude uh I hit I hit my friend’s Esco bar not long ago which have been taken off the market by the way Chuck Schumer they’re not safe no popcorn long let me know when touch a
Trey does the sphere yeah yeah I need them to I need them to be in to really get in on this so is you two the only band that’s been in there so far uh I think so why do I think I think they have fish is going to go the weekend at
420 natur um when’s dead and kill going I I don’t think they’ve actually announced the dates and I don’t want to speak out of school right now but the rumors that I’ve seen have been end of May through most of June the rumor is that there’s 14 dates
Out there right now what are the visuals going I don’t know I don’t know can I say something about this fear I’m a little worried that I’m going to get overwhelmed by this fear like I’m a little worried that I’m going to like get sick in it or something
Don’t take don’t take a substance there’s people that are just like falling over in the sphere because it disorients them and gets them out like I can’t even like I can’t even bend over to put a sock on without getting a little vertigo it’s tough for the vertigo folks out
There that was a U2 play what are you looking up Dave what are you finding I was actually trying to find tour dates of I don’t think they’ve actually announced any it’s all U2 yeah yeah uh there are if I if I ever go to the sphere I imagine it’s a pricey ticket
But it’s not that bad I have to get the actual sphere experience because I’ve seen that there’s some there’s some seats in there that you don’t get the full experience that are not obstructed per se you could still see the stage but you don’t get the full sphere you’re covered so I
Would I would go but I want to be like I want to get like my money’s worth I want to be like I’ve done a lot of research on this Dave do you want to hear my do you want to hear my breakdown of how to
Buy tickets for a sphere show and not kick yourself later yes okay everyone knows when you go on ticketmaster.com for a big popular concert these days you get kicked in the queue right you also get kick somewhere else when you get to the checkout oh oh yeah
Talking about the wallet um when you go there apparently you’re supposed to immediately filter for tickets that are you don’t apparently you don’t want to be general admission on the ground because you don’t get to get the full sphere experience you just be looking up
The entire time trying to see it uh you also need to filter for unobstructed View and then you need to take a filter and make sure that you’re not doing Platinum seats because then when you go and check out it’s over $1,000 a ticket oh God so those are like the three
Things you need to be careful of in order to have a successful sphere experience I don’t think that fish tickets were that crazy though which gives me hope that like there’s going to be a bunch of dead and Co shows so I would imagine the price won’t get like
Astronomical astronomical as long as it’s not like AAS tour secondary Market SS tour second like I got a deal on our AOS tour tickets from the secondary market and it still wasn’t even that good of a deal like it still just felt like I was getting kicked in the
Shorts I would go to this though I would go if they released a special edition cup for this just hypothetically speaking and if that hypothetical cup I don’t know Randy can you show me like a visual of what that hypothetical cup might look like hypothetical cup like
This yeah come on man would you do anything to that I would drink out of that so hard how the [ __ ] are you supposed to drink out of this a straw it’s a popcorn cup is that like a pulp filter oh it’s a popcorn cup yeah it’s a
Popcorn tin so you gotta reach your hand in there every single time I guess so what if it doesn’t come out have you seen the uh the Tweet about the dude taking that to the Sydney Sweeney movie okay instead of Dune what’s the implication yeah I don’t get it this
This I was hoping y’all could explain it to me can someone explain to me what Dune is it’s a movie Randy what’s Dune about you’re saying Timothy Shalom and uh and Zinda just like hang out and Vibe on some sand dunes yeah it’s space politics
And pretty much you know it is okay okay what is this what is the cup actually made out of it looks like something from stranger things but apparently people are putting their penises in it I don’t know I couldn’t tell you it looks like plastic it’s supposed to be one of the
Giant worms that is in the movie okay okay do I need to see Dune I like Shalom I like Zenda you might like it I don’t know it’s like I saw the new one’s going to be three hours long which it’s long why are we doing why are we doing this why why
Do we why is every movie three hours now do you do we think that people are going to the movies last because of that are people going to the movies last did I just make that up more options at home I can’t remember the last time I finished a movie in one
Sitting that’s crazy what’s your problem I fall asleep dog I saw Dune and I remember liking it I get post-nut clarity after I eat my popcorn I don’t remember what it was about I do I like I really couldn’t tell you the plot I have an idea so there’s
Like space factions different families that are it’s kind of like Game of Thrones where they like there’s a hierarchy of like families and Lords and stuff and they this family gets control of a new planet that Farms spice and then there’s like a betrayal this looks
Like game of throats from from what you got on the screen here come on man yeah I mean from from what I’ve put together it sounds like Paul a trees uh a brilliant young Gifted Man that was born into great Destiny Beyond his understanding from what I can tell it
Sounds like he has to travel to the most dangerous planet in the universe to ensure the future of his family and his people huh um you know a lot about this for not having seen it well the thing is like as malevolent forces explode into conflict on the planet’s exclusive
Supply of the most precious resource in existence only those who can conquer their own fear can actually survive sign off on this that actually checks out that’s what I remember yeah who signed off on this this popcorn can you imagine being like a part of a society and seeing uh your only hope
Going to the most dangerous planet on Earth and it’s Timothy shalam be like I don’t know I don’t know if he’s the guy okay like it’s see the guy come on Tim we sure come through for us player it’s like being in like like a playoff game and sending out your third
String quarterback to be like oh no yeah oh no he’s about to get absolutely throttled yeah you’re rolling out Brock P against Mahomes super I don’t think this game’s gonna be very py shout out to James I don’t know man so does this alleviate the need for
The popcorn trick or can you pop do you have to double down do you have to go popcorn trick with Dune do you mean have they shown a picture of the bottom of the cup come on man it’s just it’s just for popcorn folks but does it come with one
Of those pop tops like they had on the Miller Light cans for a while you can just pop out the bottom it’s a Vortex I don’t do the popcorn trick I think it’s a little aggressive I also don’t like popcorn it’s weird that you don’t do the popcorn
Trick CU you know everyone know it yeah that is weird hey I’m the only I’m the only one willing to say that I don’t do it you you haven’t admitted yet that you don’t do it that’s true you could self popcorn trick you could I do
You guys doctor up your popcorn at all no I was talking to noted uh noted friend of the Pod Landry about some popcorn doctoring and he’s got some pickle salt that he’s been putting on his popcorn lately and I think I might freak with it pickle salt huh I just do butter
Man although it’s a it’s a greasy hand play you know gota go straight and watch those things play enough napkins that’s why I don’t I don’t like popcorn in theaters cuz if I’m eating popcorn I want it to be salty and as buttery as possible and I just can’t have a hand
Like that in a theater it’s tough they need a personal handwashing station there LMO Elmo’s got good popcorn however they do serve it in the metal Bowl it’s uh bottomless David famously that you get free fills it’s a real it’s a real I I don’t like free fills doing
Free fills I don’t like free FS I don’t like fre say free refills they do freef fills there’s two things in life that I I will not want to tell them to stop as late in the game as I will tell them to stop I always just say it earlier and
It’s when they’re cracking pepper on a Caesar salad and it’s when they’re putting butter in the bucket of popcorn oh they’re just pumping it in oh dud pump me Daddy yeah okay standing there like more more you think it’s grass-fed butter that they’re pumping in there at
Like the Regal Cinema yeah there people that bring their own like carry gold nothing but the best can you imagine busting out a bunt and burner in the middle of a Moodie theater and just dumping your carry gold all over your popcorn seems excessive it’s a Vibe dude
Extra yeah I do pour over popcorn Dave can we get you to taste the $40 uh coffee from down the street at the Australian coffee shop they $4 coffee they have a $40 coffee what’s in it I think coffee beans and water what makes it $40 I don’t know
Wait is this like the Vietnamese cat poop one we should do a review and make content out of it I know I’ll try it I want to see what it’s all about $40 it’s $40 at uh what’s the play you don’t have to say it but Proud Mary yeah yeah no I
Eat lunch there all the time I love Proud Mary but yeah they are very into their coffee and so they’ve got some very high-end sele C of coffee I’ve wanted to go there so many times I can’t find it so I just don’t go it’s because
They don’t have a sign they got to do a sign to be honest I don’t really want it to get busy because there’s been a couple times when I’ve gone in there and it’s been too busy and I just don’t really want to deal with that if they
Want to move $40 coffee they’re going to have to put some signage out front but time out like yeah absolutely like we still have to do the the Panera lemonade the turbocharged let’s let’s do let’s do uh some reviews folks I’ll do the $40 coffee that’s really good you do really
Really I already volunteered to do the coffee I’ll do the lemonade because y’all can’t handle caffeine like me I’m a dog okay I’m a dog dude good all right I’m pulling up the the menu from this place so we can see what they’re dealing with here um my
Concern here we go Coffee menu okay let let this PDF load love a PDF menu did they take it off the menu you can do a pour over flight for $26 huh but I’m not seeing the 40 here anymore I’m gonna have to go talk to him
I’ll get him I’ll get him straightened it out I wanted to do this since I since I originally saw it in the menu I will say that there is a partially uh digested Coffee Bean situation that you can get and I believe it originates in uh Indonesia is that the cat poop kind
It’s not a cat it’s a cattish animal but it is it is poop it’s in the feline family catfish it looks feline yeah it’s a feline play but can’t they just say what kind of feline this is It’s like a ringtail C I’ll be honest I I just don’t
Know how to it’s a Asian Palm civet didn’t you say that you were feeling some lines last weekend no don’t call saying that so they feed the they feed the coffee to or the coffee beans to these guys and they it out uh coffee cherries they’re partially digested and
They’re defecated by the uh cattish animal and they’re fermented as they pass through and then we’re going to make some [ __ ] coffee out of it hell yeah let’s try it I mean you sure I get how people let’s get [ __ ] crazy I get how people discovered like psychedelic
Mushrooms and stuff they were probably just foraging and eating [ __ ] how did they discover this one yeah like how down bad was this guy that he was like I [ __ ] need this cup of coffee maybe someone had like my feline just ate it like a like a tin of beans somewhere and
Like oh let’s go get make some coffee and they didn’t know that this cat pooped and so they just made the coffee like oh this is like really good I wonder what happened they figured out that the cat pooped in the tin see I don’t believe that that’s how that stuff
Was discovered much like the pyramids ACD I think another species an alien species intervene was like hey check this out did y’all see the pyramid video from the other day of the paraglider no I’ve seen it I’ve seen it okay so it was a it’s a paraglider who
Touches down on the top of one of the pyramids and I have to say I I apologize during any pyramid talk that we’ve had on the podcast as of late I really disrespected the size of these pyramids it blew my mind how tall these things were I officially don’t understand how
You get a 5,000lb brick up there dude it’s crazy Dave I know it’s cool I know but like can you like I I think it’s due that I say I really apologize for what I said about the pyramids and not being that impressed out there yeah to all the
Egyptian listeners that’s on me did they kill this guy why I feel like you shouldn’t yeah you shouldn’t be able to it’s a little disrespectful that’s restricted airspace you got to think is it gotta be yeah yeah if you saw a plane flying directly over those you’d be like
Maybe just R player look at the little markings all over the uh I know how many people have been to the top of them hard probably not that many right you can’t even look anything like that up I do think it’s pretty interesting to see like the the x-ray vision of those
Things like when they do like a a graphic of what what it’s laid out like that’s what really blows my mind my tomb oh what would you take in your tomb with you because you know they like all the all the baller uh whatever they they’re called they always PHS yeah they
Always brought like their like dope [ __ ] like chandeliers and stuff you got take it to the afterlife I’ll takeing Easton with me yeah yep oo I’m taking my uh iPod Shuffle okay okay we’re doing our this is uh this is an impromptu draft we’re doing the uh the pyramid burial draft I’m
Going Tyra TR yeah Tyra Banks swimsuit issue that’s good for sure that’s real good you got to bring that with you okay yeah which one she’s been on the cover of a couple the ridge the polka dot one oh oh yeah yeah yeah wow you really that’s hey I’m impressed with your
Horniness do I get enough credit for leaking the first K up in cover I don’t think I do dude that’s w that you did that I don’t think I do how did it land in Michigan First well I think they all they were all supposed to get unveiled
Like the same day like the next day but the the gas station I went to put it out a day early are you bringing the Dune cup you got to throw that in the Tomb yeah we need a tomb cup think about it I don’t think you
Need to they’ve been calling me aanii lately Mony tumor cuz I’m a tumor it’s not a tumor kindergarten cop two to two days I don’t understand why they would make a kindergarten or a cop I know he didn’t have much Authority mhm he carried that Blick though got that
Thing he didn’t Arnold did he was not strapped up at the school was he yeah yeah remember when he just [ __ ] beat the [ __ ] out of that kid’s dad he had a Mac 10 front of the school kept the Mac 10 in his belt line really a Mac 10 mhm
Okay more of a Mac Brown guy he kept Mac Brown in his waistline is that what you’re telling I love Mac Brown my coach it is funny walking into like a place where a bunch of UT people are congregated there’s a UNCC game on and people are just riding way too hard for
It yeah it’s just like okay we still love MC Brown I’m kind of surprised he never did a return trip to Austin yeah he could have been an interim or something for a little bit you always talked about Charlie weak I was like Dylan that’s not that good dude
It’s not that good you know I I until we talked about on too much dip I didn’t realize that that photo of him on the the stool where he looks like he’s 5’2 I didn’t know that was fake I thought Charlie Strong was actually like a a
Very very short kid he’s a stout gentleman he is a short man which is why that joke exists but how short like Dave like me short or like he’s like 5’8 but in five 5’8 in the football world is really little especially when all the dudes are patted up
If I could ask Charlie Strong one question I would simply ask him how he does a turtleneck in late August it’s probably tropical Turtle like I I just need to know what’s what’s in his anti-p persant rotation the internet says he’s 510 which probably means he’s 5’8 or nine
He’s not 510 yeah he’s not 510 what are you bringing in your tomb in East you f that’s it no I don’t know so you’re just bringing it back my Oasis CD okay what are you gonna play it on I’m not you could bring you could bring a Walkman I could bring
A Walkman or a dis a disman a disman everyone growing up said that around here that is I said it as a joke to Sally as we were talking about something I was like oh yeah like a disman and she was like what no one says it like that
So she’s she grew up in Georgetown which is just North of here I guess maybe just an maybe just an Anderson High School thing I don’t know but we said Discman and Walkman weird I think I definitely said disman but Walkman Walkman actually makes a little more sense for some reason same
Same though I know you can’t do one and and not the other I’m doing it it’s a package deal nothing you can do about it buddy but we did confirm we watched an old commercial from the 90s and they said disc man Walkman so I was wrong
Like hand up I’m wrong but that’s how we said it hey I want to give a shout out speaking of old stuff from the 90s I want to give a shout out to Brett uh for having us watch old vintage Weather Channel yesterday that weather on the
Eights dude that was very confusing you were very confused as you should just wanted to VI I don’t care what the weather was in Saratoga Springs in 1993 on a random Tuesday in July yeah but I’m in that mode right now where I don’t really feel like watching like sports
Center or first take or whatever the [ __ ] on the TV screen CU it’s just a bunch of 49ers highlights yeah and so like I de I decided to put it on the next best thing which is the Weather Channel and we were like damn they don’t
Do the cool music anymore so we just put on an old old recording of it honestly Vibes were at an all-time high who put that together like that’s a weird obscure thing to make I put that Celtic [ __ ] on the other day and y’all were vibing to it that was
Dope see R was it’s 71 outside today hot dude it’s just not giving Celtic Cel is year round it’s not giving sh when are you going to watch Lord of the Rings whenever you stop asking me about it maybe you could do it this weekend that’s good this weekend and fun
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And my partner Parks uh yeah we’re going to he he’s probably going to want to have a sleepover he’s really into the these days his buddies they all get together on the weekends that’ll be fun are they pulling pranks yet sleep over like on each other on you are there any H Jinks
I don’t know okay I don’t know yeah if he wants to just chill with his dad that that’d be cool too dude should we teach him how to slime Dylan a how good it would be if we just had dyl getting slimed put’s hand in warm water
I don’t want to get slimed dude it’d be so good how would you be proud if you woke up and you saw parks and his boys hovering around you trying to put your hand in hot water I would be I would let I might consider just pissing the bed
Just to give him that memory that’ be that’d be a real hard one to come back from would you be are you the cool parent that lets them do pants beers if they’re not drinking it uh I’ll let Parks do a pants beer they’re doing pants Cola maybe that’s
All that’s all I have on the docket I my weekend is is pretty wide open we got good weather on Sunday I think Saturday is a little iffy so catch me outside Sunday PM storms potentially but that I have I’m pretty open if you guys want to
Link and build I’ll be available we’ll put on weather on when we get out there and check and see what that you guys want to link build is PM storms what they do in uh England instead of January 6th prime minister you get it prime minister you understand yeah yeah that’s
All I got man this I’m pretty open uh we’ve got my son’s thirdd birthday party Saturday afternoon uh his birthday was yesterday he turned three hey roads me to be the first on Saturday I might come through man yeah again it’s it’s a it’s a a kid
Place where they do kid it’s not at my house it’s not at a bar if it was at my house I would say I would be like yeah we’d like you but like this IID understand if nobody it’s you know kids kids under under five are going to be
There but we’ll be there I got to figure out how much if I’m supposed to I can bring beer and wine apparently I don’t know how much to bring I’m going to overdo it because I feel like the dad’s aren’t really going to do it like drink
But we got to have the option there um so other than that there’s rumor of golf are you going to bring any Celsius Alyssa did that told you she got me Celsius for Christmas she got me a case of Celsius so I have like six left
I will put some in the in the cooler if there’s going to be a certain Celsius kind of sewer there what if we started making what are those golf course cocktails dkrs dcrs yeah but the other one transfusion yeah what if we started making transfusions but instead of like
Grape juice we started using like grape Rush Oh you’re obsessed man yeah you’re not even allowed to drink grape rush dude because no one gave you a bid oh I’m trying to get a cans Fusion this weekend got yeah do you hear what I said no the can’s
Fusion he’s going replaces blood with beer from cans that’s from the group text um other than that man it’s look I know some people are going to be bummed because my weekend’s not killer and dope but that’s going to be it got family coming in dud I think that sounds
Killer and dope D thank you don’t be yourself up about your son and your partner man thank you they grow up so fast Davey uh three is a tough one I mean because three is like [ __ ] you’re three he’s three you know what I mean four is the
Cutest age by the way you think yeah it’s the best age I remember parks at four he would just beat the [ __ ] out of me constantly it’s a perfect balance of like still being like little and cute but also like they can hold like real conversations and [ __ ] and they start to
Be more self-sufficient it’s a good it’s a good mix good blend of the two noted yeah check it out a year from now I think I know what this guy’s weekend looks like me yeah I got a pretty good idea do yeah I’m going to be out of the
Office a little bit on Friday afternoon because I’m going to the 3:30 showing of Dune I also have tickets to the 6:30 showing of Dune as well as the 9:30 showing of Dune really um yeah so I’ll be if you guys want any cups um I can
Bring them to you on Monday after they’ve gone through the dishwasher uh and then this is so disgusting what you know I don’t want I don’t want him to have like a bunch of like popcorn salt on them and stuff when I give them that’d be disrespectful
Right and so uh yeah we’ll see how that goes uh Saturday you know it’s for the boys so I’m going to go one of my squad members is having a birthday party uh it’s BYOB bring bring your own wine as well I think I’m going to show up with a
Pallet of Celsius and so yeah I’m just going to mob with the absolute boys that day um I don’t know Sunday there’s been a little rumbling of maybe some golf action I haven’t played since August have you guys been on oh you haven’t seen it yet uh Jin the handicap keeping
App has put out a Jin wrapped for your last year Dylan’s mind cannot comprehend this no and it it honestly was pretty devastating to see it um it takes your your handicap recap from 2023 and tells you how it started and how it ended it also gives you some nextg stats and it’s
Not good for me right now I started last year a 13.4 and I ended it at 12.7 always improving never never settling uh but it told me that last year I played 10 courses and I posted 12 total scores I always post every score because I want my handicap to be high
Um and so it’s just been tough realizing that I played golf once a month last year just doesn’t sit well with me and so I’m on a new initiative I’d like to play at least twice a month this year so Sunday might just have to be the day
Especially if it’s beautiful outside I wish I wish I hadn’t seen this this is depressing on you’re just way more depressing than mine dude eight scores posted there’s you got to play more than that dog you’re not playing enough some say you play too much not me
It’s not me saying that though oh show this to my wife I did I I sent it to Sally and I said it’s really sad I only played once a month last year I wanted to test the waters male friendship’s dying on the golf course a lot of people
Aren’t talking enough about the fact that after 35 mil friendship is just over hey did Jersey Jerry find that needle in the Hy stack I think they did that’s good yeah yeah I think they’re making a perpetual motion machine next week what’s that look like I don’t know
Dude they’ve never made one so we’re going to have to see how it works never ends Perpetual you think Jerry and big cat can figure this out hard to say when are we doing Davey after dark Davey after dark is just going to be me showing up to the movie theater
With no tickets and just seeing if I can get the souvenir Dune cup and they’re like sorry you have to be going and like just give me the [ __ ] Dave just give people give people Davey after dark give them the one that they want which is you
Doing Edward 40 hands without taking a piss I don’t make it halfway through the first 40 it’s 20 ounces and I’m pissing myself 20 ounces to piss 40 Ounces to Freedom stop no it’s actually way more it’s 80 ounces to freedom it’s there’s no one actually finishing that and if
You have to if you have to piss you have to go start over you have to tape two new 40s to your hands would it be cheating if I if like as a bit I just pour I did a pants beer with the 40 hands to cover up the fact that I just
Pissed myself publicly that’s a good out if if you’re still playing Edward 40 hands with your squad members I think it’s a good out if you say you can just pour the rest on yourself and call it a day yeah that’s so much the pouring your
Pants it’s a lot it’s getting in your boots it’s glugging out don’t pants beard on my boots and tell me it’s rain okay fun episode guys hey boys that was a fun fun one for the week started with Dave just joking running off running off yeah clip that Randy yeah I
I feel bad for our friends it went down the wrong pip well it wasn’t the product like the product didn’t jump out of the bottle and choke you David user error yeah right are you you’re not the throat goat anymore no I gave up that title long
Ago ready to get out of here guys Bye
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