Good morning rejects another silly goofy video today right so what we’re going to be doing is what if you were isekai transported to the Warhammer 40K Universe and everything right what Space Marine Legion would you want to be in like if you were in this Legion would
You have a good quality of life now saying that in this moment as it’s processing in my brain all of these Legions would suck they would all be in the worst tier being a space Marine sucks ass we wouldn’t make it we’d barely make it 30 minutes in the
Imperial Guard I’m just being completely honest guys and girls and whatever you identify as anyway moving forward we all get just skedaddled and hopefully in a cool way but we’re probably going to get ran over by like a lemon rust tank or something something silly I know I would
Go out in a silly way i’ trip in the mud and then a shovel would fly from another I don’t know it fly from the warp and hit me in my ass and that would just kill me honestly my ass is my weakest Point anyway moving forward starting us
Out oh wait before we get too far I’m judging these based on like if we were in this Legion right would it be fun would it just be fun to be in this Legion if I go up against a tyranid no doesn’t matter what Legion anyway moving
Forward now that the rules are set they’re super simple to go by here we go number one alpha Legion I feel like you have to have like multiple personality disorder to be in this Legion I mean I am alarus am I is there any hair peeking
Out if I lean back a little bit or if I hold my head like this I am alarus you got to be bald and you got to have multiple personality dis order to be in this Legion honestly I think this Legion would be a hell yeah because you know
What I feel like you could get along with anybody you’re assimilating every single culture into one particular Marine right I think it would be pretty good time and alpha alpha Legion is pretty goated I mean they’re everywhere do they get to they don’t have named units except for alarus and omegon we’re all
Alaras other names don’t exist and like you’ve got that one track mind and everything but I still think it would be pretty fun and you you don’t know if you’re a loyalist or if you’re a Trader nobody knows and I’m I mess with that so
Yeah I think that’s a hell yeah and it’s it’s kind of like honestly I should probably put them in the best because whatever Legion I put in the best and the worst the alpha Legion is probably there in some way so Alpha Legion pretty goated I think it would be a good time
Moving on we have the black Legion chaos undivided serving those silly little gooses in the wart I’m going to give it a a maybe solid maybe depending on which chaos God you’re kind of devoting a like a particular amount of time too if you’re trying to go chaos undivided best
Of luck dude you could take a piss and that’s going to like make nurgle super happy slanesh super happy corn not at all it’s not blood I don’t want it so that’s a solid maybe for black Legion and black Legion goes hard I I like abidon you know he everyone calls him
Fail badon I think he’s kind of cool I like his his whole character thing although he would totally beat the dog water out of us I mean Dam damn o I can’t say that because it’s a spoiler and I don’t want to ruin it for
People never mind it has to do with the end of the Death volume 2 I don’t want to talk about it in this video because I’ll get it wrong and I don’t want to spoil things moving on blood angels hell yeah you are are a poetic Master you’re
Noble everything about it is good you’ve got like Brotherhood with all of your other Space Marines like it’s a good fraternity you’re fighting some awful stuff especially like the devastation of ball that book if you’re part of that you didn’t make it you weren’t a named
Character but you went out in a really cool way I mean the whole thing with like the desert goo that was eating the tyranids that was pretty fire that was pretty cool but yeah I think being a blood angel would be pretty sick and like the black rage and like the red
Thirst that sucks cuz I would I wouldn’t make it when I get a craving for something hey man I need my cigarettes like that’s that’s exactly like the same kind of addiction thing so that would kind of suck to be dealing with all the time and especially if you’re like
Seeing your brothers go down and you fall to the black rage oo dang maybe I should put them lower no blood angels are cool sanguinius is a stud I think it would be pretty cool to be a blood Angel moving on Dark Angels hell no main reason being I can’t
Keep a secret you might be better do not tell me anything in personal confidence cuz I’m telling my girl I wish she was here right now to hear to like laugh she knows I spill so much tea and I could not make it as a dark angel now if
You’re a little bit more Clos lipped than me probably be pretty good in the in the Dark Angels and you know like space Knights like actual space Knights that’s pretty sick seeing your home world turn into like a chaos planet with like calaban and the arcs of omen not
Sick that would that would mess me up man I like my little home so I don’t know being a dark angel would probably suck but the color scheme is really sick too so you got drip and plus your Primark is back so maybe should put him
In a maybe I still think it would suck for me personally it would suck for everyone else it’s in a maybe but since this is my video it’s a hell no moving on death guard I hate smelly people with every fiber of my being but Grand papy
Nurgle and you’re always just having a good time you’re really stinky that’s the biggest downside you’re really stinky you might have AIDS but hey man you’re you’re like yeah chamia like being a death guard would be pretty cool and plus you could have nurglings and the and you could have a
Dog you could have a beast of nurgle be your best friend and he would probably squish you to death but it would be pretty cool and it’d be cute the loler behind Beast of nurgles is so sweet they’re like the augin of chaos but just disgusting on every single level God God
Can you imagine the under titty sweat you would have under titty sweat as a death guard and you have a mouth on your belly I couldn’t mess with that because I couldn’t figure out which mouth to use but I think it would be fun because generally you’re pretty happy I would
Say you’re pretty happy most of the time I mean just stinky stinky but happy that’s a good existence moving on we have the Emperor’s Children if you’re a deviant this is your favorite right out the gate and since I’m a deviant sex drugs in Rock and Roll Baby
I think imp’s children would be a nightmare to be in so moving past the joke this is a hell Noah because you connect with somebody they’re just they’re just priming you up they’re going to build up your trust and then they’re going to manipulate you it’s like if you had a
Best friend and you guys are boys you do everything together you go to the gym you go to I don’t know Wendy’s and get the 50 piece chicken nuggets goated meal I don’t have that very much you’re going to call me fat I don’t have that very
Much I have lost weight thank you you can’t tell because I’m wearing baggy clothes and I look like a fat [ __ ] that’s not the point moving on Emperor’s Children that boy your best friend would then be like hey here’s this hot girl it’s a sesi demonet and they’re all just
Manipulating you and then they’re going to embarrass you at The Emperor’s Children prom and you’re just going to be sad and SL is just over there slurping up that pain and misery man yeah that would be a hell Noah I couldn’t deal with the emotional manipulation dude it it take me out it
Would take me out but if you don’t care about like having a sunesy girlfriend this would be pretty fun cuz you’re just you’re high on people Souls you are just rock and roll and doing your [ __ ] so it could be a maybe but for me hell no hell
No moving on we have the Imperial fist black Templars are [ __ ] awesome and I love hollock you know Barbara Dan’s best friend but I hate Imperial fist with every fiber of my being that being said you’re a stoic badass nothing can phase you you’ve got your boys they always got
Your back you’re always building trenches it’s going to have to be a solid maybe I think it would be so [ __ ] boring to be an imperial fist although the shield the Weaponry the the base defense you know I love Base building games could be that could go that could
Go either way depending on what you’re doing Imperial fist not bad don’t care about him at all chapter Master valer if you’re watching this video sorry bro you don’t know me I don’t know you but I follow your Twitter anyway iron hands [ __ ] god dude you have you have
Body dysmorphia if you’re an iron hands fan and you just want to get rid of all of your flesh you just want to cut it all off I I think it would suck I think it would suck to be a [ __ ] iron hands I don’t think any you’ve got anything
Going for you they’re really cool I I love Ferris Manis if this was a Primark tier list Ferris Manis would be near the top so with fulgrim funny enough he would be above him because he has a head but anyway I just I don’t think it would be a good time you know
Constantly like improving your body in mechanical ways and just there there is Brotherhood I can’t remember the book and I’m blanking on the quotes there is brotherhoods but there was a scene where like they were talking about their the flesh the flesh is weakness or something like that and then the salamanders were
Like you forgot the rest of it salamanders being the golden retrievers you know where they’re going on the list but we’re not there yet and just like iron hands being like oh [ __ ] you’re right but then the rest of the Legion is like nah dude I’m getting rid of my neck
Let’s go Bud I’m GNA put in [ __ ] straws in my noses I don’t know I think it would suck I think it would just not be fun iron Warriors I forgot to say moving on iron Warriors I am so bi with iron Warriors iron Warriors is my favorite chaos
Legion it is so hard for me to not like iron Warriors that being said if I was an iron Warrior I’m going to put them in worst I want to put them in Hell n but I’m going to put them in the worst for the main reason being is you’re a constant
Disappointment to your Primark I bet perie wherever he is is just like you guys [ __ ] suck why did you let me destroy Olympia I hate this place I hate you why can’t you be as smart as me I have never experienced joy in my entire life I just want to build an
Amphitheater is that so bad I think it would just suck I think you know they have so much agency and they’re basically all just [ __ ] off doing their own [ __ ] but like it would just it would not be fun and you’ve got to deal with chaos and like not fun chaos like
Nurgle it’s just not a good time although warps are sick I think it was brutal cunan the uh the orc b or the orc book Jesus Christ I can’t even talk the orc book with like uak blackand I can’t remember you know that one brutal cunan the one
With the Squig named princess that one that warp Smith was a badass and he had like a Titan greater demon that was so cool so the things you can do would put you a teer up but being an iron Warriors would just be depressing so there and the worst moving on night Lords
Immediate the worst immediately if you’re cosplaying the boltons from Game of Thrones with the flade skin and everything that just sounds bad because then like let’s say you’re you’re scaring people you’re doing the you’re doing the H and you’re having a good time with the boys and everything but
Think of the after care that you have to do with one with the boys because you’re going to have to party with them and they’re doing really [ __ ] up [ __ ] and you might not Vibe with that cuz remember you were teleported to this world two you have to like tan human skin you
Know what I mean like you have to playay them and then tan it and make a cloak out of it it probably stinks but you’re not happy because it stinks because you’re not following nurgle that much it would just suck it would just generally suck if you don’t want to be a terrorist
Don’t be a nightl Lords all I can say moving on we have the Raven guard I hate the ravengard with every fiber of my being but I’m going to give him a maybe I don’t think it would be that bad I don’t know what they do I know they’re
Depressed I love their armor I love their color schemes I know they’re badasses remember that dude who saved Perabo when fulgrim was going to like sacrifice him during that whole little like story arc and this dude’s like n pow saved your life made everything worse anyway ravengard I think it would be pretty
Okay I just think that poetry Knight would be so miserable and depressing but they’re they’re like like you’re with the boys and everything right and like everybody thinks you’re coolish kind of not me I think you’re lame as [ __ ] but I’m not one of your boys I’m a random
Dude on YouTube so I’m going to give you a maybe moving on salamanders immediate the best immediate you get to hang out with your Human family and see them grow you guys are making [ __ ] you’re making really cool stuff your armor is sick you’re going to put a dragon on your
Shoulder bad okay King you’re at the top of the list already and you get to use fire the best element from Avatar the Last air bender don’t add me is it the best it is for me anyway yeah salamanders would be sick and the community that you have with your legion
And even on knockturn with your family I think that would be awesome I think that would be awesome your family would be honored would be honored on nocturn so yeah immediate the best I love the salamanders let me Vulcan lives baby sorry that was loud my bad I take
It back still the best moving on Space Wolves the best you’re partying with the boys I hate the cold not a fan of it the armor is sick the only only thing that could take them from the best to hell yeah is getting called a furry all the
Time now in Warhammer 40K people might not call you Furies but since you were transported from you know our Earth to this you know subconsciously that you’re getting called a furry on Reddit right you’re just non-stop a furry what you like musk you silly little boy you’re going to oo woo for
Me you know I say oooo but I’m probably going to T like in the thumbnail I’m going to be like isaky as a Space Marine so can’t really talk [ __ ] anime does go hard anyway Space Wolves I think it would be fun you’re drinking you’re drinking what’s it called I I can’t
Remember the official name Mead you’re drinking mead with the boys right you’re having a good time you’re singing you have like that sounds like so much fun you got giant direwolves what no yeah 100% awesome hell yeah in the best no doubt about it moving on we have the Thousand Suns let
Me tell you right now the worst and I’ll tell you because of technically two reasons one your name’s not Aran two you’re not a scander k Karen Kon Kon scander Kon that dude the dude who beat the [ __ ] out of Magnus oh oh my green screen’s messed up get
Away from that anyway yeah if you’re not a scanner car or Arman you’re not having a good time more than likely you’re you’re rubric rubric marine and that would suck you would have nothing in life you’re not even there now let’s say that you are not a rubric
Marine and you’re just a normal one you’re still having a bad time because I don’t know if you’ve listened to or read some of the books with a thousand suns their ships suck like they’re just walking through the walls are wailing you’re not going to get any PE you’re going to be talking
To Spirits some of them are cool you might have a space dog that would be cool like a little demon dog but not a beast of nurgle yeah you can mess with that but everything else sucks so yeah no wait I didn’t get my thumb all the way in not
Good not a fan moving on my favorite loyalist Legion ultramarines I don’t want to be biased cuz I would put up here I put him in the best I feel like this is like I I think that you would have a good time as an ultramarine but you
Wouldn’t have fun you would have to be serious all the time you know what no I’m putting him in maybe because you know since Gillman’s back he’s kind of delegating a lot of like planetary Governor duties to his sons defending like the Realms of old Shar and
Everything I could not do all that paperwork I’m sorry I’m an idiot I like I cannot be sitting on a desk all the time I have to move around and so yeah You’ be moving around into battlefields not just like nice Gardens and chilling you would always be doing something
Insane but you you’re not like having a good time or anything like I remember um when the Primus Marines oh primaris not Primus the primaris Marines were uh they when they were the unnamed Legions like they seem to be having a good time the Brotherhood there be pretty cool but
Just dealing with every all the [ __ ] man damn and you know when like that last tyranid box came out the whole box set no we voted to have the ultramarines lose so you probably are going to die because a bunch of people voted for the Tyran to to win and I think everybody
Voted for Tyran just because they wanted the ultramarines to lose [ __ ] you guys okay they deserve to win they’re cool as [ __ ] I am that’s just me but I’m putting them in maybe I’m reducing my bias cuz they would they would be I’d put them in
The to I’m reducing my bias to maybe I think that a lot of the extracurricular activities that you have to do would suck I don’t even know if they make chairs big enough for you man wouldn’t work anyway moving on white scars I know dick all about white scars
They’re like the Raven guard for for me but I’m going to put in hell yeah because I don’t like ravengard and I just want them to be above ravengard [ __ ] ravenguard they’re lame smelly stinkies they’re not that bad white scars I’d probably put a solid in hell
Yeah because you would be on a you’d be going so fast dude you would be zooming and you know you’re listening to like the who the the the the guys the Mongolian like heavy metal throat singers and everything you know you’re just jamming to that you might not be
Listening to the to the the Papa Roach version of everything but you’re you’re definitely going to just be like and you’re going fast as [ __ ] you’re cutting people’s heads off jaggedy KH is a stud in every sense of the word when oh man he be he might not
Have beat the [ __ ] out of mortarion but he proved his point oh that was such a hard fight I oh yeah you’re going in hell yeah because of your Primark oh stud uh yeah I I I think I think it’d be pretty sick I they’re pretty similar to
Space Wolves for me if I was going to like judge how much fun they have I definitely think that they would be Space Wolves at least probably moving on we have the word bearers hell no hell no well no let me put him in maybe if you’re religious and you follow chaos you’re
Going to have a good time here right because you’re just G to be doing you’re just gonna you’re gonna go to church every day you’re having a great time you’re not religious oh no no no bro I’m choking I didn’t even have cinnamon coffee let me get a sippy of
Water yeah if you’re not religious no sippy completed yeah word Bears solid Maybe just depends me personally nah you know what [ __ ] you nah nah I don’t think it’ be fun I feel like you would poke yourself with your armor I don’t know if you can see it but look how many spikes
This dude has on his armor nah nah dude nah uh-uh and finally the world eaters [ __ ] no butcher Nails in your brain no you’re ow I don’t feel like I need to say anything else about it ow ow no way are they are they awesome is angron sick as hell
Yeah I want to raise it higher because I know some lore about them like the kinship that they had before they turned to chaos and they still have some not a lot but like the kinship and Brotherhood they had before the nails and even during the nails like I love the the pit
Right where the the ble I can’t remember if it’s like bleeding P the bleeding Sands or whatever it’s called but when they’re like fighting each other and there’s Brotherhood there I [ __ ] with that like if you’re doing your job if you’re looking out for your boys if you’re obeying the orders if you’re
Obeying lar Lara I suck with names the ship lady the ship lady you know who I’m talking about you’re having a good time but the butcher’s nails constantly scratching your brain would suck dude oh oh man if you’re not angry you’re in pain oh if you’re not killing something you’re in
Pain oh I get tired man I couldn’t do it but that is all of the legions ranked I thought about doing an honorable mention and that was going to be the black Templars I was putting them in hell yeah they were going to be up here in hell
Yeah every bad thing I said about the Imperial fist gone you’re going on a crusade baby on a crusade yeah 100% that would be fun but yeah that’s the video uh thank you guys for watching just a little update I’m going to be slowing down on uploads a little bit I’ve been
Doing a lot of studying I’m getting uh a certification for certified personal trainer I know I’m a little chubby but I have lost like 110 pounds so I’m on my way boys but I’m going to be doing a lot of studying and everything like that so
I’ll have to uh slow down just a little bit uh if you if you guys have watched me before I was uploading like every two or three days it’s probably going to go to like once or twice a week probably just once depending on how intense the chapters get and I’m this
Will be happening I’m still going to be uploading consistently as best as I can uh hell divers 2 is coming out I’m going to be on top of that I’ll probably try streaming or I’m definitely making videos we’re not losing anything there the next Imperial Guard lore video is
Coming out that is going to be about the ball h 597th Kai Kai Kay is cane hero of the Imperium yeah so I’m going to do a uh lore video about the Balland ice Warriors 597 dope ass uh little guard regiment right there and trying to think if
There’s anything else I need to tell you guys I think that’s about it uh like I said before God I need another sippy I drink it all on the first go yeah that’s it thank you for being here
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