Why are you doing this to me why I know he didn’t see us are you sure he can’t hear that’s what the helmet’s for attention all Sigma Alpha Kai wannabes this is your one-way trip to the gamma gamma gamma sorority nude beer bash anybody interested I don’t know who you are but
I do not like this we’ll leave them in the Bronx somewhere got to teach these plees they’re not Sig a Kai worthy guys I’m getting larius sorry Gary you’re on geek Duty hey it’s a rented limo got to make sure he doesn’t wet the seat you shouldn’t have done
This I am so sick of this sort of thing whatever can’t Doug he’s squirming around back here he’s not going anywhere um Wrong Huh when are people going to learn it’s New York nothing beats the subway Max Dylan let’s see I’m backwards so turning left means sorry don’t worry buddy where oh what the this is [Applause] concrete you okay any idea who did this to You Good afternoon ladies and Gentlemen let’s knock our brilliant heads together and discuss Al coxy mercuration Al coxy mercuration and of course I don’t have to tell you any of this because you’ve all read your chapters but Al coxy mercuration involves the addition of mercury hot roof hot roof Mercury and an
Al coxy group to a double bond proceeds via the formation of a cylic mercurinium ion usually by a solution of mercuric acetate in an alcohol the alcohol attacks the more highly substituted carbon we then follow this with a sodium borohydride reduction does anyone know what the result of ether excuse me the
Result is ether Dr Williams yes Mr Parker the result is ether but that doesn’t change the fact that I find lateness completely un un acceptable I apologize I overslept for a 3:00 class um I think I need a new alarm clock actually all right class please review
Your periodic tables for tomorrow and be prepared to discuss oxidation will you be joining us Mr Parker uh yes ma’am so I Begg bugle to give me an actual job not just the freelance stuff what’ they say they told me McDonald’s is hiring all shifts dude all the fries
You can eat you don’t even need to Super siize hey guys hey MJ wow is that Harry Osborne awake before 600 p.m yeah what’s up with that Sigma party tonight you there there’s a party yeah I’m there you oh yeah I’m definitely party deprived there’s a party hello What’s the diff
Pete every time anyone anywhere asks you to do do anything you’re like unavailable not always uh-huh okay hey Pete there’s a party tonight at the sigas want to come I got a study how about if I come late he’s not coming I’m serious he is so not coming
Yeah unless later means never hello I said I’m coming what am I Invisible police are still checking Spider-Man’s involvement in the runaway vehicle give me a break just a little one even dude needs a publicist he does I mean yeah does he ever you okay depends on how you define okay okay for starters what happened to your face it appears a young college
Student from Empire State University was trapped inside you were there that was me in the car man who would do that I don’t know I couldn’t see or hear on account of the duct tape and stupid helmet over my head they nabbed me in the alley right over there so I wouldn’t
Be surprised if it’s some a wipe on campus sure full of them you know Peter sometimes this whole College thing feels like high school all over again for once I just like to I don’t know not be a human pinata yeah hey you know what they say college
Is just high school with ashtrays whoa now there’s a guy who knows how to do cool Doug ricean Max come on don’t hey uh hey yeah uh yeah um uh Max Max Dylan I’m pledging you guys I mean um I’m I’m hoping to pledge in Sigma you know it’s Rush week
You know no I mean well no no not now well sigma’s a great house you definitely ought to give it a shot well yeah I was just like like saying hey and all that so I’m sorry what was your name again ma Max Dylan Max Max Dylan Max
Dylan we’re having a little Suare tonight you should definitely come by what sincerely bring some food a nice casserole would be lovely really no cool all I’ll be there man thanks come on Max let’s go I’m talking to people is there a problem here actually I think the problem was just starting to
Go Away looking a little too good there Peter let’s get out of here Max those guys aren’t worth it why cuz they wanted me instead of you just stay out of it Peter Hey harry7 just called he wants his life back Osborne Harry Osborne speaking of which Mr Suave Bola I can’t believe you’re in the same fraternity as that loser Doug ricean it’s a time honored Osborne Family Tradition join an obnoxious fraternity learn the people’s skills necessary to take control of a
Multinational corporation start having Martini’s every night before dinner that’s a great story can you tell it again of course I don’t know what’s supposed to happen next on account of Spider-Man murdering my father so I just accelerated the whole process whatever sure you don’t want to
Come to the Sigma Alpha Kai party yeah that would be nice if I didn’t blow it so bad in Professor Williams class today I’ll see yourself well by the way MJ and I have got a little bet going I’ve got 25 riding on you not not showing up for
Some reason she believes in you hey bro duck get later okay who’s Mr Lonely do that’s Max Dylan he was in high school with us he was huh guess he didn’t make a big impression he’s Harmless Max Dylan you’ve been chosen to enter the inner circle of the sigma Brotherhood Council follow Me Max Dyan surrounding you is the sacred Inner Circle of the sigma Grand Council charged with the solemn responsibility of selecting those who shall become our brothers for life each has sworn an oath to protect the ranks of the sigma Brotherhood do you understand yes I understand are you now
Ready to receive their judgment I am then we shall begin Brothers of Sigma Alpha Kai what say you to Max Dylan but no but I thought commence the rejection ritual sucks to be you Max what’s wrong are you okay I hope you all R and die Max I’m so stupid oh God I’m so Stupid Oh God Yeah what the this isn’t studying it should be no big why not just go to a party like everyone else just cuz I’m not like everyone else I bet the X-Men get to go to parties would the world like come to an end if Spider-Man took one lousy night off
Okay you made your Point what is that not what Who No please stop no I didn’t mean to you turn me into this sucks to be you I hate you all it’s Lights Out Time static Man cute trick where were you when we had an energy crisis not very Civic Minded stay out of my way deal right after this Sorry you are Grounded in more ways than One You didn’t think I could be one of you you didn’t think I was good enough let’s see how you like joining my club excuse me seriously ow so what’s your deal Sparky oh my God Max what’s happened to you they don’t know they don’t understand Max you you can’t do this to innocent people no one is innocent no one lucu got power now Max it doesn’t have to be like this I know what it’s like no you don’t [Applause] Max idiots they have no idea what he really is murderer Harry come on come on heads in the air I mean it you mutant freak hello good guy saved your butt me on the ground now that was your last warning Police say they are still seeking Spider-Man for questioning about the incident but campus sources tell this reporter that if it wasn’t for Spider-Man there would have been a far greater loss of life I hope I never have to see anything like that again if you could have seen
The hate in that that creature’s eyes I must have just missed it Doug sure pissed off a lot of folks but he didn’t deserve to get fried just missed it you were there uh-huh I got there late like I said I would I couldn’t find you guys he showed
You owe me 25 bucks after all hell broke loose that doesn’t count whatever I’m just glad you two got out of there in one piece they’re starting to close up we better go yeah you coming in a minute ever wonder what my life is like it’s like this choosing the sight of
Good doesn’t necessarily make you a hero not with everyone on the other hand there are worse Fates I just hope wherever Max is he’s finally found some peace on the next episode of Spider-Man I accept your terms excellent 2.5 million prepare to be defeated you fight me to the death or she will Die
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