[Applause] by three Sons starring Fred McMurray and his bub William Folley hey m m hey you guys my Hey he’s here bik home yeah hey Mike’s home up there Mike great I’ll be right down hey how come Mike’s home I thought he’s going to live at the fraternity house for a while well he must be hungry for some migan too Mike hey I should have called but I
Didn’t think of it until I was halfway here oh that’s all right Hey listen to me nobody has this many dirty clothes oh well I told a couple of the fellas at the house I’d throw their stuff in our machine a couple of the fellas yeah hey
You guys I got some news so by we don’t have a widecreen washing machine what kind the track team already no in CCH no don’t tell me somebody who wears this couch cover oh we those some fory Kirby’s he doesn’t want his folks to know he spends his allowance on polka
Dot underwear to me it looks like an elephant’s Nest come on bubba Mike’s got some news to tell us yeah well I have practically the first day welcome home Mike hi Dad hey you’re looking great well I feel great I guess College agrees with you Mike wants to tell something so
If everybody will be quiet I’m sorry what were you going to tell him Mike come on well I um I got kind of good news come on hurry up well I met a new girl oh wonderful so good well you you got to meet her she’s well she’s really
Something can I go over to SES he’s got a new Lizard yeah but just don’t name the lizard bub like you did that stupid Crow I can’t his name’s Ari Elie well tell us some more about her Mike what she like well she’s blonde and and
Uh she’s about so tall and uh well way do you see her she’s she’s kind of unusual Well we’d love to be there yeah how about Dean me I’m Mike oh listen to him not going up She’s mine so Okay who wants to go around with an ol
Any how about a cup of coffee right oh no thanks um what’s the uh what’s her name anyway oh I’m sorry didn’t I tell you Mary Beth Jackson oh she live on the campus no she and her folks just moved into town a couple weeks ago I met her
In Psych 103 would you believe I haven’t seen another girl since I started school oh you going steady well steadily there’s a difference spot why don’t you invite her over to a cookout this weekend that is if your steadley would like to meet her studley’s family that’s a good idea Mike why don’t
You asking well I I don’t know whether she digs cook out or not well we can talk about it later can we oh sure sure well what are your plans today Mike I thought I might go over to the old high school and mess around for a while I
Know what you mean well see you later come on bu goodbye if he keeps his kind of nonsense up you know what’s going to happen Oh you mean he’s going to end up being somebody’s husband well he’ll end up on in a string of laundries brother she’s real turbulent
Turbulent who’s turbulent Rob Mike’s girlfriend he’s bringing her up the walk right now dad well why didn’t he tell us he was going to bring her by tonight let pick that stuff up chip Rob here get your shoes here uh hello oh uh hello Mike the family’s home uh Mary Beth
Jackson this is my father Mr Douglas oh hello Mary B how do you do Mr Douglas and that’s my youngest brother Richard Douglas how do you do Richard grandfather this is Mary Beth Jackson OH BB grandfather this is uh Mary Beth Jackson oh how do you do how doy
Do and Robert Douglas a Robbie and I’m chip not Richard oh well Mike’s told me so much about you Mr doulas well we’ve heard some very nice things about you Mar Beth I thought you were going to movies Mike well we did that is we tried I feel
Kind of foolish but I forgot my wallet Oh I I’ll just be a minute grandfather maybe you could turn the off or at least turn the TV down of course grandson pleasure be right Back won you come in and sit down wa minute thank you oh this this is our dog [ __ ] [ __ ] would you mind that’s better thank you well I understand you you’ve just moved into town mayth yes two weeks ago I’m in my first semester of college light my
H I love the smell of a pipe oh thank you some new tobacco I’m trying it’s rather Good if you don’t mind my saying so Mr Douglas chip is You Through The Eyes oh do you think So incidentally Mike certainly speaks nicely Ray you R it’s Latin it means regarding oh yes Mike certainly speaks nicely Ray You man who smokes a pipe is certainly relaxed you can tell That can I go up to my room now yes chip excuse yourself excuse me uh I’ve got some stunning to do Dad it was nice meeting you m yes I’m Very I understand you’re connected with Aviation yes yes I am well I consider that the field of the future do it it has possibilities Did you find your wallet Mike yeah it was right here all the time I remember putting it there so I wouldn’t forget it well what do you think of her oh she’s real turbulent I think she’s kind of clunky you can see her gums when she
Laugh oh down there where he is you can see all kind of goofy things you know like like nostrils and underneath jaws and junk like that how come she makes goofy a dad is she’s so great she hasn’t been making goofy a dad yes she has she
Goes a man who smokes a pipe is certainly relaxed you can tell that Bo you’ve been watching too much TV it’s warping your head I see you oh yeah we’ll see you later Mike and perhaps you could help me with my trigonometry oh I’m so stupid in MA well I’d be glad of
Sometime marry Beth well all set shall we go uh don’t wait up for me Dad good night good night Mike good night B good night good night grandson well she seemed like a nice girl yeah but as those quaint characters used to say back in the 20s Mary Beth thinks you’re the bees
Knes I don’t think there anything to worry about bu oh you don’t huh well it’s pretty obvious that you don’t know much Ray women it’s a beautiful night it’s gorgeous from where I am G it was nice meeting your family yeah they’re a nice bunch of People how tall is he who you Dad 6’3 I told you before no you didn’t yes I did in the movie when you were comparing him to John Wayne later in the wall shop when you said he walked like a pan oh yeah I must say this new boy is making
You happy honey oh mother is simply wonderful don’t you think it’s about time we met him oh no not yet uh not till I’m sure mother do you think it would be all right if I phoned him where he works for some reason or other I’d be
Careful dear you know some boys aren’t as stupid as you think they are although come to think of it your father was well mother he’s not as young as well anyway he’s not real young well how old is he well I don’t know exactly but he’s young in
Spirit younger than any boy I’ve ever known in some ways oh uh honey when you call be sure your pretext isn’t transparent here the Fig you ask for Mr Douglas oh thanks ell you can go home get the phone would you put these things back in the file before you
Leave Mr Steven Douglas’s office I’m sorry Mr Douglas is busy at the moment Ray what are you available to talk to a young lady Ray trigonometry thank you hello hello Mr Douglas this is Mary Beth yes Mary Beth how’d you happen to call me here um I’m
Sort of taking you up on your offer to help me with my homework Oh you mean you have to do homework on Saturday huh uh well I’m not well I’m not very smart and I have to study all weekend well I wouldn’t say you weren’t very smart oh you
Wouldn’t oh what a nice thing for you to say uh look Mar Beth why don’t we talk it over at the cookout H oh what cookout well the family’s having a cookout and well I thought Mike well shall I wear slacks no no no I didn’t mean no you’re
Absolutely write a nice dress it be much more appropriate oh listen Mr Douglas I won’t take up any more of your time but thank you so much for inviting me look Very Mike’s girlfriend should I have said you weren’t in I’m not Sure come in hi Mar Beth hi Mr oey well what are you doing around here today well I was just wondering if there was anything I could do for the cookout is there going to be a cookout mhm you must be Mr Douglas invited me well it must be
Tomorrow who’d you say invited you Mr dougas when i ph him at his work today oh He’s a wonderful person isn’t he Mike is a peach well Mike’s wonderful too we have a lot of laughs together Steve is such a strong name yeah well Mike isn’t exactly a nickname for little Lord fonty Ro you know oh Mr oey don’t you like Mr Douglas now look here young lady what
Satur well hello hi Mr Douglas I’m sort of taking you up on your offer oh what offer was that well you were going to help me with my trig oh that’s right but I I didn’t know we’d settle down any Steve I I told Hal Mosby you’d stop by
The minute you got home and help him fix that uh thing that’s busted oh oh hell I suppose the basement’s all flooded by now and he’s got termites down there that can’t swim I’m sorry if I bothered you I just thought maybe you might have time to help me oh wait a minute
That Bob I imagine Hal has everything pretty well under control over there don’t you uh which is more than we have uh nothing why don’t we go in the dining room that would be a good place to Work our Circle oh Steve I just remembered you got to take the library books back there overdue oh that’s right oh no no I can do that on my way home and the library stays open till 9: tonight anyway well mayth says she’ll drop them off on her
Way home but we eat at 6:00 well thank you are you sure I won’t be in the way but it’s only part luck oh all the better then I don’t feel so guilty about staying well now we draw our positive angle a oh B I don’t see how you do such
Delicate work with such big strong hands Mr duck oh hello Mike hello Tim hi look who’s here your father’s helping me with my trig Mike oh oh my why don’t you let us work just a little while longer then I’ll talk to you later well at dinner your grandfather asked me to stay
Oh well I’ll uh go will get cleaned up now Marth the as it says here the positive angle a o at the center of the circle subtended by this Arc of length R will be taken as a unit of angular measure and will be designated as number
One radian well uh so long oh so long Tim it’s nice talking to everybody now here’s uh your Arc AB of course being a test pilot must be terribly exciting well I’m not a test pilot now Mar but I was a test pilot when I was young and that that was quite
A while ago well you don’t look a day over 32 I understand you flew over 50 combat missions oh well that was way back in the second world war oh well the second world war is not as old as the first no that’s my yes pass your father some more whipped
Cream for a Shortcake oh no more wh cream mik thanks got watch the old waistline well uh Robbie what have you and Chip been doing today oh nothing dad me and sagy were’re going to paint some posters for our circus but every time we want to use the dining room table you
And Mary Beth were in there That’s because your father was good enough to help me with my homework more coffee Mr oasy no no thanks Mr Douglas no oh yes thank you Maya I’m certainly looking forward to that cookout tomorrow what cooka well that uh came up again all of a sudden yes your father invited me over the
Telephone this morning excuse me please what did I say something wrong no I don’t think so Marth why don’t you go out and talk to Mike and uh maybe have him take you for a ride well can we finish my trig tomorrow well we’ll see Barth good night good night
Night Dad mhm there’s something chip thinks and I’m beginning to think he’s right it’s something we think you ought to know oh what is it chip she’s making goofy at you oh thanks fellas now if you finished uh would you mind going into the other room
Please uh I’d like to talk to BB okay thanks for the nice dinner B thanks a lot you can come in a little later and clear the table and do the VIS okay my dad well well what do you realize that when you’re 110 years old she’ll be in her
Early 80s now come on brother this is serious she’s intrigued with the idea of trying to establish a relationship with an old man she sees Mike in me well you better think of what you’re going to do about it Charlie you’re not gaining a daughter you’re losing a son well
Michael understand when I explain what her true motives are kids go through these stages all the time Bob well for instance didn’t you ever have a a crush on your fifth grade teacher no mainly because my fifth grade teacher’s name was Mr McKenna well just the same bub
With all this psychology that Mike’s absorbing in school he certainly will understand understand what’s that understand I bring a girl around bub invites her to dinner and and you invite her to a cookout oh now wait a minute I know Dad it’s it’s not your fault psychologically she’s she’s attracted to
You for some reason but you’re not helping any now don’t be foolish Mike look when I took her home all she could talk about was you how tall you are and and how adventurous you are and what a brilliant mind you have but but the thing that fries me is that you
Encouraged it now you look Mike Mary Beth is very pretty and she’s very attractive but if I’m going to try to impress a girl she’ll be a little older than 19 she’ll be a little more in my own age group well how come it doesn’t work in Reverse how come she’s so
Flipped for you well I guess it’s just because she’s not aware of the age Gap yet oh then you admit she’s flipped for you I didn’t say that well that’s all right it’s going to be a a frosty day in May before I bring another girl home to meet my Family who busted the door knob in your room oh Mike we’re having a little discussion then he threw it at you no oh he just pulled a little too hard I guess it was loose but uh he was pretty upset well kids talk back too much these days if it
Had have been me I’d have clouded him he’s a college man now bub you can’t treat him that way oh ra ra charcoal bu put it right here got sour look off your puss where you going now Mike oh out Mike your dad asked you a simple question and I’ll
Give him a decent answer I just don’t know where I’m going aren’t you going to stay for the cookout no I wish you would no thanks Mike you will stay Here all right well that’s what I call psychology grandfather open the chart call yeah do something around here P yourself together isn’t this a little fancy to wear to a cook out there well maybe oh but I I look like such a kid in slack mother and I do want him to think
I’m a woman have things uh progressed no no not exactly but um well we actually haven’t had a chance to exchange points of views on Old philosophy and things like that well aside from looking like Rock Hudson with the height of John Wayne and the grace
Of a panther I don’t know very much about him well his name is Steve Douglas Steve Douglas yes do you know him no it’s just that the name suddenly brought back memories your and Rose used to date a boy named Steve Douglas he was tall and thin with a cleft in his chin
And he was bound and determined that one day he’d be an aeronautical engineer I’m afraid I had a bit of a crush on him myself aun Rose used to date Steve yeah mhm oh she’s so what so of out of date well she’s 5 years younger than I am
Honey oh I know but she’s so motherly I think I’ll take that as a compliment go on tell me tell me more about your fella mother Yes dear oh I think that I’ll wear the slacks after All about your fire coming be ready in a minute we’ve got a beautiful day for us huh yes Dandy oh chip chip if you’re going to spray the table with that bug spray at least take the plates off first yeah at least cover things up yeah what
Are you trying to do kill everybody chip heck it smells good give me hi Steve you better brace yourself Here Comes Your steadily hello Mr oey Mr Douglas hello Robbie hi hi Mike oh sit down So then when I saw what he was riding on a ticket I said officer you can’t give me a ticket for a defective Muffler I haven’t even got a muffler oh you didn’t I did somebody must have said the magic word she’s back in her own age group
Nice to see I told you there wasn’t anything to worry about bud how does it feel to be back on the rubbish Heap delightful just delightful too hi hi came by I thought may you guys like to go on the mall shop or something fine excuse me excuse me
Uh hello Tim hi uh this is Ellen BR this is Mr Douglas hello Ellen hello Mr Douglas uh this is Mr oey oh Mr oey is Mike’s grandfather Tim should we go in your car or mine oh uh maybe we better go on yours Mike my dad’s using mine his yeah
I don’t know if I can eat anything after what I just had oh by the time you get there you’ll be All Shook down come on oh Ellen my father smokes a pipe too but he uses such a vile tobacco and yours is so aromatic Mr Douglas oh oh thank you it’s a new tobacco I’m I’m trying I understand you have something to do with Aviation oh I think that’s so fascinating yes yes it Is are you coming Ellen Tim you uh may as well forget about Ellen for a while once they uh start making goof eyes at my father don’t get him back for a couple of days La La [Applause] [Applause] My Three Sons starring Fred McMurray and it’s bub William Fry it’s getting so you can’t tell when dinner is over around here I’m still hungry yeah well from the looks of things you’re going to be 8 F 11 and weigh 900b you’re welcome have a banana no thanks Bu you’re welcome thanks bub bo am I thirsty well
Actually it’s been nearly 20 minutes since you drank that last quart of milk must be the H we had for dinner toight yes I suppose you want another cup of coffee no I don’t believe so buob I think I’ll have a cup of tea oh thank
You come Mike you staying in tonight no I’m going out later you still rushing in for that fraternity yeah don’t worry you’ll make it Rob is’s nice to see you doing your homework instead of looking at TV for a change there’s nothing good on right now dad oh well Seer is just
Over what are you all doing back here now there’s nothing good on well Z and I have been divorced so if you’re going to make any more mess around here you’ll have to clean it up yourselves okay all right hey Bob what was in that package
You got today what package oh my gosh I forgot to tell you Bob the delivery truck drove up just as I was coming home from school this afternoon what did you do with the package where is it I’ll get it I went right up to my room and just
Plain forgot all about it bub I’m sorry that’s all right as long as I got here on time well what is it bub well you see what it is bub what sure’s big it’s not even your birthday this is better than any old birthday where do you see it
Hey just get a load of this you going to be a bull figher bu no it’s part of my Lodge uniform I should let the boys in on the good news bub oh I don’t want to brag I’m sure they’d like to know that their granddad has been made a high-ranking
Officer in a National Organization no kidding yeah yeah and the Brotherhood of Cavaliers made me dartanion of the East door and tomorrow night I’m going to be installed AAS officer in the lodge isn’t it bu what do you think your grandfather now well uh well I bet there not too
Many fellas that have a grandfather like you have well that’s uh just about what I was going to say Well it it took a little time but I finally made it Jeepers Bob you’re going to look just like Zoro you bet you chip and way do
You get a load of my official dartanion headgear ostrich feathers on a field of Vellum and if you want to hang around here for about an hour or so I’ll go and put on the whole outfit and show it to you good oh brother hey Dad can I uh talk to you for
A minute sure in here all right boy I’d sure like to go to one of Bob’s Lun meeting one these times yeah I’ll bet you maybe you can get D you to take you some night yeah but why does he have to pick tonight to go parading around in this ridiculous
Outfit what’s the special about tonight Mike well a couple of the guys are coming over to meet me let’s face it if he walks out here and that get him they’ll think it’s the the changing of the guards or something how long have you known these
Fellas Mike was since my first day at school oh matter of a few weeks H and you’re uh worried about what these fellas who you only known for a few weeks are going to think about your granddad whom you’ve known all your life oh come on dad you know what I mean the
Guys just aren’t going to understand well you handle in any way you like Mike just be sure and don’t hurt your granddad’s feelings well sure I’m going up and do little work now but when your granddad gets his uniform I’m tell him to come up and show it to me will you
Okay B in his room oh yeah he’s in there ironing that Zoro suit of his and Chip’s watching it listen rob a couple of the fellas from school are coming oh my gosh they’re here keep upb out of sight until we leave huh no oh the draw bage was down so we just
Let ourselves in greetings Sigma gamma kid B won’t be long now H fellas well uh I’m all set shall we go what your hurry we’re early yeah besides I got to use your phone Elsie gets positively panicky whenever she knows she’s going to have to do without me for a whole
Evening hello oh hello Mr steens may I speak to Elsie please oh okay it wasn’t too important anyway uh she was taking a bath okay okay so she got so panicky that she had to go to a movie with a girlfriend named George okay come on let’s go hey wait a
Minute what’s the rush I need refilling what do you got to eat yeah man show me that kitchen you know food is the one thing that can cure a broken heart well what’s the matter with you guys didn’t you eat dinner well sure but that was
Almost an hour ago well uh I’ll take what uh we can stop on the way and pick up a hot dog or something huh boy Douglas you’re not exactly the hospitable type are you well that’s not it it’s just that well we just don’t happen to have a
Decent thing in the house to eat I mean nobody’s done the shopping for this week hi guys you know uh that does not exactly look like K Robbie what are you doing here um I’m going to London to visit the king it’s my brother Robbie hi you guys
Hi you know kid that looks like a pretty good piece of cake oh yeah there’s plenty more bub just bake one today forgot well anyway Bub’s still in his room Mike oh see you later Mike Well that’s wow isn’t it where are you going well I’m hungry well there’s an apple in the ice Box hey how about if I treat both you guys to a mall huh how come well because I I just want to get going I’m kind of nervous about this fraternity bit aren’t you well yeah but uh that’s why I got to eat something come on Doug we’ll stop and get a malt
And a hot dog well that’s Fine Hi good thumb too well I I told you I I just want to get going on God Shea Shea that’s Arabian it means if you find oil remember the paser retains all mineral R well Mike don’t just stand there introduce me to these friends of yours oh Doug and Marty that’s my grandfather gentlemen now boys I I want to give you a sort of a little dress rehearsal of what’s going to happen to me tomorrow night we March around the lodge Hall and
While marching we sing The Lodge song thle We Are The Musketeers we are through blood and swe and tears we are one son of a gun one e e I vow to protect thee with my life Victoria excelo we are the Musketeers we are the T through blood
And sweat and tears we are one of a gun we one son of a gun we one we one son of a gun And then he says sah sah and waves his stupid sword around like he’s flipped well you should have seen Doug and Marty they thought he was going to take out their appendix or something right in spite of all the dramatics and all the exaggerating all you’ve said to me is
That a couple of your friends saw your granddad in his lodge uniform oh come on dad look I’m not so old that I can’t remember how how easy it is to get embarrassed at a lot of things at your age but believe me you get over it you
Laugh about it later dad have you seen that stupid hat with the feathers sure I’ve seen it bub thinks it’s pretty snazzy and if bub likes it I like it Mike you know his uh installation as an officer tomorrow night is very important to him dartanion of the East
Door would you got to have little green men running around your bloodstream to think that’s m well all right I’m trying to get into a fraternity tomorrow night I think that’s pretty important too I respect that Mike just the same as I respect what bub is doing I don’t want bub hurt
Mike and I don’t think you do either of course I don’t all right Then Dad h couldn’t you just get him to hide that hat What are you going to do with the meet tonight well I’m afraid I can’t tell you chip it’s a secret do you slice each other up with the swords slice each other up with the swords but this is a lodge not a delicatess swallow swallow what swords well we haven’t tried that yet
Now the Hat no no no don’t horse around with that Bonnet it’s all right with me but I’m afraid Darion of the East door might be a little rile was all right okay you sure are going to a lot of trouble to get in with a bunch of guys
You wouldn’t Catch Me dressed up like that for anybody but a girl that’s one reason for being in a fraternity girls really go for that jazz hey Rob yeah you want these ties well sure thanks a lot Mike how come well they’re all too wide I mean they’re
Okay for high school but not quite the thing for college brother used to throw a fit if I even borrowed one of your ties well I was younger and more immature in those days are you sure were hey you can’t have this timee why not
You just gave it to me well I didn’t mean to give you this one I’m sure glad you went to college and grew up Rob yeah what uh what was bub doing when you came upstairs he was in his room I guess he was getting ready to go
To his lodge meeting oh my gosh what’s the matter I got to meet those guys at the front door they’re not going to see bub and his Superman outfit again how come they have to come over here to meet you I’m no one with a Car hello hey what are you doing home I want to get going sa sa that’s Arabian it means uh don’t flip your bruse well look I I’ll be right over and pick you guys up oh no no no that’s okay we’ll be right there uh tell me it’s
Okay if I bring Allan Frank and Philly isn’t it you know I mean they’ve never seen a realiz dartan before okay now Chip you Vose off to bed and tomorrow I’ll tell you all about my big night I thought you supposed to keep everything a secret well I am but I got
A hunch I’m going to be so excited I won’t be able to keep my big mouth shut now I got to call up old Max and Smitty they promised to pick me up here tonight and I want to make sure they’re not going to be late here take this up with
You okay have a nice time I’m going to try thanks okay so long we’ll see a little later no I’ll pick you up don’t you think you guys are pushing this thing a little too far I mean what’s so great about seeing an old man parade around on
A Halloween suit and Yankee Doodle hat well sure hey you know you want to sell tickets if you think it’s laughs to see my grandfather embarrass me fine but we went that route last night let’s uh skip the Repeat Performance huh you silly old fool okay okay okay where is he where is
He come on now you guys this this whole bit’s getting pretty silly isn’t it oh don’t be a goof off these guys are entitled to one shot of your grandfather in a lady’s hat look you guys know all about it now the joke’s all over huh excuse Me we have for dartan our leader is uh wi more case you on k um yeah oh come in Bob yeah great great but let’s knock it off and get out of here will you it is our honor to escort you to our meeting place oh exalted Knight of our
Brotherhood yeah yeah but let’s get going all cease and desist brother dartanion must be in full plumage this is glorious moment in the proud history of the Cavaliers oh cut it out will you SMY cut it out uh I’ll tell you what we do let’s let’s call off the rest of the ceremony
Are Are well I uh didn’t know you were all in there um Dad these are some of the guys from school hello fellas Mike’s grandfather is being uh made an officer of his lodge tonight that was uh his uniform yes sir it looks very good on him the feathers in the cave that’s a
Sort of tradition like the cariban area in Italy we understand sir well I I guess we better be going yeah come on oh yeah that’s right well lots of luck M well I guess your friends didn’t think your granddad looked so terrible did they oh come on dad they’re waiting out
There right now to give me the business oh well Mike if you’d stick up for your granddad instead of being embarrassed and ashamed of him maybe your friends wouldn’t get such a kick out of making fun of him well I’ll tell you one thing bub is never going to embarrass me like this
Again even if I have to move into the fraternity house for good good night Dad Fish fish fish f f fish louder fish fish fish get your fish here here fishy fishy here fishy fishy fish you want to trade jobs no thanks here fishy fishy boy you wouldn’t think a fraternity sub it’s members to ridicule like this would you fish fish
Fish fish the ridicule I don’t mind only the nose is offended fish fish fish relax will you so far we’re lucky they haven’t asked us to eat any of them yet I don’t know which should be worse eating a live goldfish or or a mackerel
Has been dead for 6 months f f f f f fish your fish here F fish I just wish I hadn’t eaten that banana split you’re making me sick Douglas fish dougl stand up yes sir Douglas what’s the matter with you have you decided you
Don’t want to be a sigma gam oh no sir I I mean yes sir well yes Mr Wilson I’m sorry fish fish fish fish F hi Dad hello Mike well how did your evening go oh fine was one of those open air things you know Bob isn’t home from his meeting yet
No by the way uh did you catch anything what do you mean you know you know I I thought I knew all the good fishing spots around here but uh I I didn’t know it was any good in front of Miller’s drugstore uh but a college man like
Yourself wouldn’t be sitting there just to make himself look ridiculous what he hey how’d you find out about that I uh I ran out of pipe tobaco so I walked downtown to get some I saw you well it was part of our hazing you must uh want to get into that
Fraternity pretty badly Mike well sure I do you know that I just thought when you found out you had to do ridiculous things like you did tonight you might have changed your mind no well it was kind of embarrassing for a while but oh we had some good
Laughs besides it’s it’s not as bad as it seems when you’re not the only one who’s doing ridiculous things I want to tell you Mike I got away from there as fast as I could why well you can imagine how I felt seeing my oldest son sitting there
On a curb with a Simple Simon outfit fishing in the gutter what if some of my friends had come along or some of my business associates you of all people can understand how I must have felt but Dad it was part of a oh there’s a message there yeah
There’s a message there yeah well it isn’t the same thing I was being initiated bub was parading around here well it is the same thing isn’t it that’s right well I thought I’d stay up and see how everything went with bub but I don’t think I’m going to make it you better
Get to bed too here well uh dad I uh I’m not very tired I guess I’ll stay up for a while all right good night mik good night D All Mike why don’t you go and sleep in your bed where you belong I was uh waiting up for you oh I see you figured I might get arrested running through the streets in this outfit huh well if they didn’t arrest me doing what I was doing tonight then you don’t have
To worry well what were you doing I was fishing in front of Miller’s drugstore it was was part of my initiation for the fraternity you should have seen me I had tails on and and tights and tennis shoes and and a tall hat with Plumes I’m glad you didn’t see me you’d have been Embarrassed the important thing is did you have any fun sure did did did you I sure did I’ll tell you what we do supposed we go and fortify ourselves with a good slug of milk and then we can get ready for our next Suare okay good so say what
What was that song your your Lodge brothers were singing a Musketeers we are the Musketeers we are Thear A [Applause] Shut down the bull o talks his Hes The Monkey King’s my bro behind T has been defeated an enemy has been Defeated strong I’m on it an enemy has been defeated your team has destroyed a tower you have defeated an enemy your team has destroyed a tower stepping through step back everyone the bull has arrived ultimate time to kill charge Retreat watch my BL Attack through time to kill an enemy has been Defeated oh come on guys I’m getting red out Here dragon and Slayer have evolved yet caners have spawn your team has destroyed a tower Dominating who do I have to smash for a pair of sweet kicks Behind me get ready Dolly The Monkey King’s B
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