I could drink today everybody would be going to see if i could join some of these frats you know where’s the like uh like frat houses frat row is down there though you think i got a chance i’m trying to i’m trying to join a frat
Right now it’s about rush so you think i have what it takes to join a frat yeah bro it’s not that hard have you ever pledged no i haven’t [ __ ] like what do you think they make me do like get pagan or anything no i don’t think you’re getting
Paid you’re definitely going to have to drink a bunch but cigarettes and [ __ ] nah they’re not going to force you though how do i join a frat i love your look by the way you go here thank you yeah are you in a sorority no okay how do you think i have
What it takes to join a fraud probably my bad i’m so like speechless you’re just too beautiful i don’t really know what to say um i’m actually have nothing to do with frats i came over here because i wanted to know if i’d get your number like you’re my type i’ve been
Like stalking you for a couple days not stalking but just like knowing your path and stuff um so i get your number well i’m gay but you know you didn’t but you don’t know what gender i am i’m i’m a i’m a z-zer the girl from target uh put me on with
These er okay so do i have a chance now i was actually born today but i’m now i’m caesar you’re born today no sorry so i’ve actually been stalking you with her for two days anyway i could get your number dog i don’t know what the [ __ ] i’m doing i
Literally look like a knight i like used to before i face excuse me if i had no facial hair would you think i was uh a dike no do you think i have a chance of joining a fry here yeah probably why like what makes you
Think about me i don’t know i just feel like the frats here like i’m not like really serious i’m in a sorority okay so like what do you have to do because i know like if you’re a guy you got to get pegged but like what is the requirements for like a
Woman i don’t know you just have to go through rush but like what did you do was it any like excessive talking to people we’re not undercover from the dean or nothing yeah yeah i’m i’m not undercover what’s your name gianna claudia can i go to your sorority house please
You know ask my pronouns this is the third time today what’s your uh sorority it’s uh delta gamma okay anchor down so so you’ll be at a well so you’ll be at a party and do this yeah i think i got it right you got it how you doing
Watch out she’s delta gamma like yo like back up chad so what what’s his name his name is sal zach we’re both in the frat what what’s her name she she knew both of y’all damn hey [ __ ] these [ __ ] right hey hey [ __ ] that little [ __ ] she did can y’all
Take me to your front house we’re not going we’re going to play football so wait who are y’all what do you think that bro i don’t know i just everything is pie or [ __ ] apple pie i don’t know yo we’re alpha epsilon pi like yo relax
Right you know what i’m saying you gotta so what is the like the signs like the science there’s no signs like oh [ __ ] i’m gonna come and play football with y’all you could try i don’t think they’ll let you unless you have a bruin id i walked in that [ __ ] i’m
Giving a [ __ ] and i walked out that [ __ ] not giving a [ __ ] i think we just snuck into the football field wait did you [ __ ] lie to me eight seconds ago i’m not part of it he lied to me he lied to me like we’re just uh
This is like my homies guys nice to meet you guys my name is andrew lewis this is justin binago we’re the two leaders of the top receivers the best im team here think about top receivers it’s not that funny until you really think about it you sound like the ultimate youtuber who
Are y’all playing uh beta yeah it sounds like [ __ ] betas they are where are they at so could i run with the boys hey can you run with the boy face down why you walk around y’all should’ve picked me up man you missed out come on zax what’s up yo campus man it’s
Not even my kids my sister’s kids we were trying to get into a friend yeah don’t mess with them nah i could tell i was walking past and i saw a wanted for a house that had a black lives matter sign on it so i’m like it’s calling my name bro I saw y’all only frat with a black lives matter sign can i just have like a tour i want to meet everyone i’ll go there’s only a few of us out everyone’s at the volleyball game so like what is the requirements uh literally you sign up through ifc and
Listen i dropped out of cars early but i’ve always wanted to to be one and if i went to the school and was to join one this would be the one bro like so who’s the one who put up the sign there uh that’s been up for a while um
Can i come in shotgun a beer or something i’m on our executive board but i’m gonna just say no boy can actually is there black people in the front we matter but there’s nothing to it Bro did they lie to me bro i’m trying to join a [ __ ] crap badasses are down there bro hey last thing i gotta show y’all nice nice do y’all know what that is bro [ __ ] me in my [ __ ] life bro some girl i have some girls in a [ __ ] sorority
I’m like what is your sign she goes and i’ve been doing this for [ __ ] 10 minutes and like a [ __ ] idiot every time i pass somebody bro everybody gives the same reaction nice gonna come outside right now you should meet him what’s his name alan are you alan
Hey so can i audition for your frat how to [ __ ] dan this has more stairs than the [ __ ] pyramid of giza there we are alan i learned from the last people like this no like this come on bro am i teaching you how to be
In a fret elbow up no we don’t do this oh i don’t know i saw i saw like hitler doing one of the documentaries because this the casablanca yeah okay okay damn you got the kitchen oh you want a shotgun [ __ ] yeah let’s do it hey what’s good alex
Full sinned shout out my guys jesse bro hey boys you got any [ __ ] birds for the boys i gotta beat him make me proud boys hold on wait his whole paws looks big yeah you gotta make it big bro hey i’m learning bro i’m trying to join the
Front i’m not already in one And my [ __ ] be honest i don’t care you’re not a [ __ ] is the smaller part more [ __ ] so now what is worse not finishing it all the way or doing a [ __ ] burp it kind of equals out we got to do another something to see because clearly
The beer contest is about equal are you the one driving uh bro [ __ ] yeah you got to [ __ ] get wasted and hop in that [ __ ] whip bro bro this dude trying to [ __ ] me up bro holy [ __ ] whoa whoa this [ __ ] has seven shot glasses in his thing can you do six
Can i yes will i end up in icu what is going on look at me sweating thinking about it bro you got any roofies here roofies Is there any other stuff no ass all kids all ass no tits what do they want me to say all tits no ass oh i have to disagree dude i got to show you something if this is good i have to get your number or something Did it work yeah can i get your number yeah are you bosnian i’m serbian striker do you understand what i said yeah yeah yeah my name is ibrahimovic oh really yeah um what’s your name by the way claudia i’m trying to join a fraternity can i do a mock audition
Did i do nothing some girl told me she was in a sorority and she did this and she was like that’s her sign okay how are you able to distinguish the well because this is the delta gamma sign they do the little anchor thing like this was enough for you to know
So she [ __ ] it with this knee she she made me look feminine for no reason are you in a sorority [Applause] you could just stay here for like two seconds oh yeah anyone could tie my shoe real quick brother ready i’m calling our president yeah like it’ll take like two seconds yeah
You can stay here real quick one second we’re filming yeah one second oh yeah okay can anyone you could tie the shoe real quick it takes like two seconds it’s a weird issue okay okay it probably like 15 minutes this way over here 1.2 million followers on youtube checks
It out looks like damn calm yourself around okay like 15 minutes like it’s like 15 minutes maybe 30 max max 30 minutes right here is that okay with you like 30 minutes okay okay like 45 max 45 minutes right here max is that cool that’s not a problem right yeah just
Wait right here just wait like right right there like 45 minutes max are you doing anything later no okay so this is cool okay okay all right next person okay yeah yeah we’re chilling yeah like 44 more minutes yeah yeah can i pledge for the sorority definitely
Not but if you wanted to try i didn’t you didn’t ask my gender i’m caesar you know what that is yeah do you have the address yeah i’m going to take a little bit of a walk across again imagine oh yeah i got that porsche oh damn wow you want to see it
Yeah sure what do you say we get out of here oh god what if i really came here just to hit on you i’d be honored i think that’d be pretty cool i think i’ll get lucky maybe all right bye baby [ __ ] type of [ __ ] i am boy hey brother
Brother brother brother brother brother brother brother what’s your name david casper my goal in life is to be accepted by frat house upstairs yeah let’s go okay this is lit i gotta learn the handshake too oh it’s not like that what’s your name if somebody told me like show me a
Picture of a frat guy i was joking i’ll show you bro bro i’m not gonna lie you know y’all are like changing the [ __ ] perception of a frat bros right like y’all are so [ __ ] chill i’m not even talking about physically i’m talking about like y’all everybody else is like
Yeah bro yeah yeah we’re not doing that bob do you live here i live here yeah there’s 20 rooms in the house and like over 40 guys lives right here oh my gosh this is lit this is lit got the tv room living room closet you all are in prime location on
Campus too all right it’s right here it’s around the corner so it’s pretty nice to uh are these the girls you smashed hayley ellie i mean honestly i don’t even know who some of these girls are got a chef who comes in here uh like five days a week
This is kind of our alleyway well ali test like handles itself like glass bottles wine bottles and stuff like we’ll throw it down here it’s just like a tradition we have not so many people come down here there’s mostly glass on here so i’m am i one of the cool people
To come down here yeah you’re not you’re not one of many honestly this is our basketball court wow this is lit bro everybody else i try to get into it was an automatic no it was like the stereotypical like frat bro so we use these tables for beer diet so it’s like
You got dye and you throw it up and it’s gonna land on this side it’s gotta bounce off and you gotta catch with one hand is that the thing from fortnite that gives you extra shield yeah is that exactly right somebody that’s trying to join right what is the main thing that
Y’all are looking for people that join clubs like you know even outside of greek life you want people to be involved in old stuff on campus right it’s like sports clubs right um different things going on throughout campus a good community where you can help everyone like advance in career and
School what are some common misconceptions about frats i mean kind of like what you said like you said you were going to certain houses like oh those guys are kind of standoff it was true though it was true i mean like it’s just not all about partying like i said
Like we do tons of other stuff besides partying like right like we we just try to help each other like outside the house i don’t know how true this is do you got to get pegged to join what the hell no bro not in this fight at least i don’t know about this
Someone’s gonna be walking a little a little loose right you know what an elephant walk is you’re there no can you show me no no no no no we don’t do that [ __ ] but i’ve heard i’ve heard like stories what the [ __ ] is that it’s like
Naked dudes all in a line and you grab the dude’s dick behind you oh he was closer we have a bid here so if you want to you can accept your bid Of beta theta pi by unanimous vote of the chapter extended to putin an invitation to join our brotherhood Any other [ __ ] frat trying to [ __ ] with me is beta theta pi if you not beta theta pi don’t [ __ ] talk to me solid are you doing it
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