Smell sober I’ll fix that I’m home who’s trying to get this working flip cup you want it Shelly yeah this table would be sick from beer die IPA time to slay yeah we’re gonna die dad is this root beer when did you start taking any so seriously kind of tastes like Jager
Though you expect me to beer bong out of this we don’t got any die what about ping pong balls mom no white Claus this is Enix I told you Costco white claws dual pods well how many do I need to say to make you feel exam is why did I come
Home I left my jewel charger at state Even the coffee’s decaf dad what are we Mormons this isn’t BYU well do the neighbors at ping pong balls and I need to be uy some drugs cuz this is some bul Oh miss Larson you got any ping pong balls ah wish this was a wine bag you got I dyed
It snap up ask for two things mom my boys and my Saturdays and you brought none of those you don’t know what Snap is good cuz I’ll [ __ ] you up anyways in it why would I go on tinder if I didn’t bang all these chicks dude I can’t wait
For fourth of July yo mom can I have some of this mimosa it’s kombucha what is that French for [ __ ] no it’s for breathe I took a [ __ ] nice one you expect me to fall asleep tonight sober yeah what is this Kmart [ __ ] this tables got no bounce yo who
Got the hook on melatonin dude I just want to go back I’m out of my element done just look at the plug on ambien for I mean prescription I need my bros my hos and my memos sons milk mimosas somebody left the sink running that’s
Not my babe do it I haven’t been this sober since birth the devvra’s are just spray painting the house dude this is what it is nerd I haven’t been this sober since finals when I wasn’t sober for finals yeah yeah you know I play flip cup dude
I feel like I’m doing a juice cleanse and then with juice I’m drinking a sobriety you don’t want that work anyways yeah you’re taking a piss because you’re scared dog I’ll do it again oh my god dude there’s a reason they don’t want me at state this summer tell
Jim I’m melatonin up my ass I’m gonna make care bro that ain’t [ __ ] compared to what I did do in the frat yo 3 for 3 LeBron dude I don’t even want to hear it bro I can’t play into these conditions put on some Florida Georgia line or I’m
Not playing dad want to go home or should I miss on purpose no damn it
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