Bree what are we doing we’re behind a dumpster we’re trying to go into a frat party i’m about to get mobbed so we’re trying to hide and we’re trying to go through the back door this is [ __ ] crazy hannah’s like my secretary hannah she’s trying to call everyone being like where
Can we get in can we get in the back door i have my i mean i’m in a full uniform i’m like standing out i have my sleep when you’re dead hat on a bender bender shirt on i couldn’t be more noticeable i [ __ ] up i’m sticking out
Like a sore thumb i’m trying to walk through everyone like this we’re gonna go to a friend i haven’t been to a friend since i was like [ __ ] 15 years old no what’s up oh yeah here it goes what’s up hungry nice to meet you too yeah
Thank you everyone’s being so rude to me oh come here it’s all right it’s not right can you can everyone knows the rumors disrespectful [Applause] i’m gonna grab your hat one thing to say oh [Applause] all right happy [ __ ] valley i hit too many dab bands tonight penn state ended
This on the best [ __ ] note ever walking home three in the morning feel like i’m in college again you know sometimes you drop out and you end right back up where you started i’m so [ __ ] happy to be here but i can’t wait to [ __ ] sleep let’s go to bed
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