Excuse me, big man, big man, big man? Excuse me, big man, though. But big man. Okay, God bless you. I’ll catch you on the up flip. Thank you, big man. Thank you, big man. [chuckles] – Hey, brother. – Hey. Can I ask you a question real quick though, brother man?
Oh, see, that’s good ’cause I was about to ask you a question right quick. Okay, so here’s the deal, man. Crazy thing. My car ran out of gas about a mile up the road. That’s why I was wondering if I could get a little bit of money,
You know, just get a couple of gallons. Oh, that’s crazy, ’cause you know what? This–my car had also broke down right up the road. I got my daughter here. She five. – Okay–oh, oh. – She sleeping in the car. I got to get back to her real quick.
– Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. – So if you could help me out. Pssh, I was gonna ask you if you could help me. Oh–oh, okay. Let me just give you my wallet out here and show you my ID to let you know that I am straight up legits real.
I ain’t trying–trying to do nothing to nobody, okay. Okay, on the issue of legitimacy, – I too have an identification. – Okay. That’s a employee ID from Borders bookstore. You see right here, I got my Bally’s Total Fitness ID right there. Okay, okay. Shows you that I stay fit and conscientious and whatnot.
You’ll also notice that these other IDs I have in my hand have the same name on it, which makes you know that it is indeed me. Right there, okay. Okay, I too have multiple IDs, crescendoing in this. Dun da-da da. Yogurtland punch card. Okay, yeah, I see that right there.
You see that right there. That is almost my ninth purchase, apparently, and you can’t fake that. You get a free ten ounce yogurt for that. – Yeah, all right. – All right. So normally I would not ask another person for assistance, but our–our–our family is in a fiduciary crisis right now. Yeah.
My wife is languishing in the hospital. She a construction worker, and what happened is she got struck in the face by a power line. Fried her whole head up. Burnt both her eyeballs out. She’s getting eyeball replacement surgery as we speak. Oh, see, I also have a spousal injury crisis
On my midst as well. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. My wife was in the astronaut program, making her a full-fledged astronaut. Okay, impressive. And she had gotten moon dust in her lungs. Inhaled, you don’t wanna get– That’s never good. It’s never good. – You don’t want that. – Nah, nah.
So maybe we could find a ATM or something like that. Okay, so where–yeah, perhaps if you– Oh, look, that’s one over there. – Oh, my gosh. – That’s a ATM. What’s–what’s the chances of it? Let’s go to that ATM. We should probably check that out. Yeah, let’s just take a look right there.
Oh, stay with me, brother. – Here we are. – Why, here we are. ATM machines that I did not know previously were here. All right. Two of them, no less. I’ll tell you what we should do, though, man. – All right. – You give me the $20, okay. Yeah.
I’ll give you the $3 that’s on my person. Yes? Then I will give you the $17 after. Then you give me that $17. I’ll cut you a check for $100 just to cover that. You give me the change in cash. – Okay, okay, I feel that. – Why am I playing?
I’m just gonna give you my ATM card so you know I’m legit. Sure, sure. Of course, of course. I’m gonna give you my ATM card so we both have something of value from the other person. All right. And your code is? It is 1…234. And yours, sir? – 1235. – Thank you.
[ATMs buzzing and beeping] Could that–that is a Ralph’s rewards card. Okay, that is a credit card placeholder you would find in a translucent sleeve in a brand new wallet. – Hey, excuse me, big man. – Hey, big man? Big man? – Hey, right quick, right quick.
Can I ask you a question, biggest of men? I got a question right quick.
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