βββ β[Jacob] Who’s ready for the big game?β ββ βββ β-[Julia] The bigβ¦ game.β ββ ββ β[Jacob] Who’s ready for the big game?β ββ βββ β-[Julia] The bigβ¦ game.β ββ βββ β[Jacob] Everyone’s been talkingβ ββ ββ βabout the big game,β ββ
βββ β[Jacob] and when everyone says the bigβ ββ ββ βgame, you know they meanβ¦β ββ βββ βBloodborne.β ββ βββ β[Julia] Superborn Sunday.β ββ βββ β[Julia] Whoop!β ββ βββ βI slandered the big game.β ββ βββ βAnd they hit me with aβ ββ ββ βthroat sickness immediately.β ββ βββ β[Humming Star Wars Cantina song]β ββ
βββ βI saw that Onsta’s in chat and Iβ ββ ββ βhappen to be wearing my Onsta shirt.β ββ βββ βRight now.β ββ βββ βOnsta, I also want you to know β ββ ββ βthat Jacob the other dayβ ββ βββ βwas like, “I want to make a joke.”β ββ
βββ β”And I want to insert an image for it.β ββ βββ βAnd I know I’ve seen someoneβ ββ ββ βhave that image before.”β ββ βββ β”I need to Google it.”β ββ βββ βAnd he Googled it.β ββ βββ βAnd it turned out it wasβ ββ ββ βa joke that you had made.β ββ
βββ βYeah, I don’t want to give β ββ ββ βtoo much away, Onsta, but I justβ¦β ββ βββ βsuffice it to say I forgot about yourβ¦β ββ βββ βI forgot that you were the one whoβ ββ ββ βmade the Sonic and Shadow IBS shirts.β ββ
βββ βAnd then I was like, β ββ ββ β”I know I’ve seen a shirtβ ββ βββ β”with Shadow the Hedgehog on it”β ββ βββ β”that talked about IBS, β ββ ββ βand I need to find it.”β ββ βββ βfor use in this image I’m making.”β ββ
βββ βAnd I googled β ββ ββ β”Shadow the Hedgehog IBS.”β ββ βββ βAnd then fucking Onsta cameβ ββ ββ βup and I was like, “God damn it.”β ββ βββ βOnsta!β ββ βββ βIt was Onsta the whole time.β ββ βββ βIt cracked me up.β ββ
βββ βI just busted out laughingβ ββ ββ βas soon as I saw it.β ββ βββ βOh, I forgot to tell you this,β ββ βββ βbut the other day when I went out forβ ββ ββ βa walk and I was sitting at the park,β ββ
βββ βI looked over and there was β ββ ββ βlike, there’s a bunch of geeseβ ββ βββ βthat are flying overβ ββ ββ βbecause it’s that season.β ββ βββ βAnd there were a bunch ofβ ββ ββ βgeese flying over and I looked overβ ββ
βββ βand there’s two oldβ ββ ββ βpeople in the parking lot.β ββ βββ βAnd they’re like taking pictures ofβ ββ ββ βthings in the park and they see the geeseβ ββ βββ βand they turn around and they both lookβ ββ ββ βat the geese and the old man just goes,β ββ
βββ βShakes his fist at geese.β ββ βββ βYeah, it was really funny.β ββ βββ βIt made me laugh out loud.β ββ ββ β-That’s amazing.β ββ βββ βAnyways, how’s everybody doing?β ββ βββ βWe were watching the Super Bowl,β ββ βββ βand now we’re here.β ββ
βββ βI feel exhausted, everyone,β ββ ββ βby the Super Bowl commercials.β ββ βββ βThe commercials β ββ ββ βwere exhausting this time.β ββ βββ βAlso our TV kept doing two funny tricks.β ββ βββ βThe first one is that it wouldβ ββ ββ βfreeze completely and make usβ ββ
βββ βunplug it and plug it backβ ββ ββ βin in order to boot it back up.β ββ βββ βAnd the second trick it would doβ ββ βββ βis it would randomlyβ¦β ββ βββ βjust switch from theβ ββ ββ βSuper Bowl, which we were watching,β ββ
βββ βto the Samsung live TVβ ββ ββ βlifetime movies channel.β ββ βββ βto watch some like β ββ ββ βeighties murder romance movie.β ββ βββ βIt happened two times where it just likeβ ββ βββ βout of the blue switched to Lifetime TV.β ββ βββ βIt was really funny.β ββ
βββ βIt was like, “Do you thinkβ ββ ββ βthis is what we want?”β ββ βββ βWhy are you doing this?β ββ βββ βThen during the Superβ ββ ββ βBowl halftime show,β ββ βββ βAlicia Keys came on theβ ββ ββ βscreen and they were like,β ββ βββ βYou don’t need to see that.β ββ
βββ βSo they just froze it onβ ββ ββ βUsher’s face,β ββ βββ βkept it there.β ββ βββ βFor the exact amount of timeβ ββ βββ βuntil all the women were gone andβ ββ ββ βit was back to all men.β ββ
βββ βAnd then it booted back up justβ ββ ββ βin time for Alicia Keys to be gone.β ββ βββ βOur TV was like, “Listen, you got toβ ββ ββ βsee Taylor Swift and Blake Lively twice.β ββ βββ βThat’s all the women β ββ ββ βyou get to see today.”β ββ
βββ β”This is boys night.”β ββ βββ βYou don’t need to see any more women.β ββ βββ βThis is the Super Bowl.β ββ βββ βIt was really funny.β ββ βββ βLet men have a night.β ββ βββ βLet men have a night.β ββ βββ βThe Super Bowl night.β ββ
βββ βThe Super Bowl is for men.β ββ βββ βAnd this night, this Bloodborne night.β ββ βββ βis for the Bloodβ¦ borneβ ββ βββ βThis is forβ¦β ββ βββ β-People.β ββ ββ βThis is forβ¦β ββ βββ βthe Blood Boys.β ββ
βββ βThat’s what we call all of us β ββ ββ βwho watch Bloodborne.β ββ βββ β-βͺ This is my blood fight. βͺβ ββ ββ βThat’s what we call all of us β ββ ββ βwho watch Bloodborne.β ββ βββ β-βͺ This is my blood fight. βͺβ ββ
βββ βJulia, why don’t we play the game?β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βAll you have to do is unmute the Elgatoβ ββ βββ βand remember to do that and don’t forget.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βI will do that.β ββ βββ βI’m sorry, Olive.β ββ
βββ βI didn’t mean to touch youβ ββ ββ βwith a cable for a split second.β ββ βββ βYeah, she didn’t like that.β ββ βββ βAlright.β ββ βββ βBloodborne.β ββ βββ ββͺ Why don’t you play offline? βͺβ ββ βββ βAll right, so.β ββ βββ βHow do I play this game?β ββ
βββ βWe have been playingβ ββ βββ βa lot of Helldivers 2.β ββ βββ β-This is how I run.β ββ ββ βa lot of Helldivers 2.β ββ βββ βa lot of Helldivers 2.β ββ βββ βOh, no.β ββ βββ βOh, we gotta get the cord.β ββ βββ βWait, you can use this cord.β ββ
βββ βWe’ve been playing aβ ββ ββ βlot of Helldivers 2β ββ βββ βand that game has got a veryβ ββ ββ βspecific control scheme.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βThat is going to probably throw Julia off.β ββ βββ β-Also, thank you.β ββ ββ βThat is going to probably throw Julia off.β ββ
βββ βand a very specific way you have to play.β ββ βββ βLike this game, but different.β ββ βββ βBut Helldivers 2 rules, β ββ ββ βI highly recommend.β ββ βββ βIt’s been real.β ββ βββ βI highly recommend people play it.β ββ
βββ β-It’s been so silly.β ββ ββ βI highly recommend people play it.β ββ βββ β-It’s been so silly.β ββ βββ βIt’s so fun.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βUh, hit.β ββ βββ βTransform, untransform.β ββ βββ β-Yeah, yeah.β ββ ββ βTransform, untransform.β ββ βββ βOops.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ
βββ βHow do I throw a pebble? Square?β ββ βββ βSquare, yeah.β ββ ββ βSquare is item.β ββ βββ βOkay, run.β ββ βββ βParry is L2?β ββ βββ βL2, yep.β ββ βββ βGreat.β ββ βββ βAm I gonna have to take your phone away?β ββ βββ βNo, I’m muting it.β ββ
βββ βThe stream just startedβ ββ ββ βand you’re alreadyβ ββ βββ βsending and receivingβ ββ ββ βtext messages in class?β ββ βββ βWell, my brother saidβ ββ βββ β”This game is boring as hell.”β ββ βββ βIs what he just texted me.β ββ βββ βSo here’s what we’re doing.β ββ
βββ βWe’re going to the gravestone.β ββ βββ βThe one where they’re having a jam.β ββ βββ β-Party.β ββ ββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βYharnam.β ββ βββ βAnd we had discussedβ¦β ββ βββ βYeah, central yarn.β ββ βββ βWe had discussed after stream last time.β ββ βββ βI told Julia,β ββ
βββ βand nobody get mad at me,β ββ βββ βI said,β ββ βββ βthat she’s right at the first boss.β ββ βββ βOh, yes, he did.β ββ βββ βHe did say that.β ββ βββ βThen I said,β ββ βββ βand we should go fight that boss β ββ ββ βbecause it is missable.β ββ
βββ βThat’s what I said,β ββ βββ βand I won’t apologize.β ββ βββ βI told her that the firstβ ββ ββ βboss is on the big bridge.β ββ βββ βOkay, so far so good.β ββ βββ β-Ooh, the chops.β ββ ββ βOkay, so far so good.β ββ βββ βThe chops are still online.β ββ
βββ βOh, by the way, my brother’sβ ββ ββ βsaying this game is boring as hell.β ββ βββ βHe meant the Super Bowl, not Bloodborne.β ββ βββ βOh, yeah. He’s not watching this.β ββ βββ β-No.β ββ ββ βOh, yeah. He’s not watching this.β ββ βββ β-No.β ββ
βββ βHe doesn’t know howβ ββ ββ βto watch Twitch streams.β ββ βββ βHe does not, no.β ββ βββ βHe’s a sports boy.β ββ βββ βHe is a sports boy.β ββ βββ βHe watches rugby and only rugby.β ββ βββ βAnd occasionally football.β ββ βββ βThis is the wrong way.β ββ
βββ βI have to goβ¦β ββ βββ βThis way– Thisβ¦β ββ βββ β-That’s the down way.β ββ ββ βThat is, but you gotta goβ ββ βββ βThat is, but you gotta goβ ββ βββ βthrough the dark house.β ββ βββ βYou gotta go up the dark house.β ββ βββ βI hate the dark house.β ββ
βββ βI know you do, but you do haveβ ββ ββ βa torch now, if I may remind you.β ββ βββ βHow do I get to it?β ββ βββ βLeft?β ββ βββ βMm-hmm, left on the D-pad.β ββ
βββ βA dark house won’t be so dark whenβ ββ ββ βyou got the torch to light your way.β ββ βββ βI think it’s messed up thatβ ββ ββ βhe called you a cursed beast.β ββ βββ βI know.β ββ
βββ βWhen he’s the one who’s halfβ ββ ββ βtransformed into a beast, you know?β ββ βββ βI mean, you know, it’s a little like–β ββ βββ βIt’s a little like trying to get aheadβ ββ ββ βof the accusations of yourself.β ββ
βββ βAnd they’re like, “I knowβ ββ ββ βwhat you are, but what am I?”β ββ βββ βOh, yeah, so true.β ββ βββ βYou know?β ββ βββ βOh, God.β ββ βββ βThis way?β ββ βββ βYes.β ββ βββ βOkay, so I don’t haveβ ββ ββ βto fight the werewolves.β ββ
βββ βNo, you have to fight Brickman.β ββ βββ βYou have to fight Andrew Brickman.β ββ βββ βAndrew Brickman?β ββ βββ βAnd his bird cohort.β ββ βββ βOh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.β ββ βββ βHe’s like, “I’m not going in there.”β ββ
βββ βAll right, my warmupβ ββ ββ βwill be defeating this man.β ββ βββ βHow about that?β ββ βββ βAnd the birds.β ββ βββ βI defeated most of the birds.β ββ βββ βWho raided us?β ββ βββ βEvelyn sometimes raided us.β ββ βββ βThank you so much for the raid.β ββ βββ βSometimes?β ββ
βββ βIt sounds like she raided us right now.β ββ βββ βYeah, now is sometimes.β ββ βββ βAlan Brickman is a better joke.β ββ βββ βYou’re right, chat.β ββ βββ βOh, God.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βFocus, Julia.β ββ βββ βDo a little stabby.β ββ βββ βOlive is coughing.β ββ
βββ βRemember your parry button?β ββ βββ βYeah, yeah, yeah.β ββ βββ βYou got his ass, no problem.β ββ βββ βPress the wrong button for a second there.β ββ βββ βThat’s okay.β ββ βββ βHe’s just a brickman.β ββ βββ βHe’s just a brick-a-man.β ββ βββ βA brick-a-man.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ
βββ βAll right, you ready?β ββ βββ βYou ready to fight?β ββ βββ βI don’t think so.β ββ βββ βI feel a little rusty right now.β ββ βββ βWell, this will get you there.β ββ βββ βImagine a beast who’s also a cleric.β ββ βββ βOh god, tight space, huh?β ββ
βββ βI thought you were just gonna keep backingβ ββ ββ βup until your back was to the wall.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βI also did warn Julia that cameraβ ββ ββ βis your biggest enemy in this fight.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βCamera is enemy number one.β ββ
βββ βEnemy number two is screaming.β ββ βββ βDoing good, doing good.β ββ βββ βLethal as ass.β ββ βββ βBig chonkers?β ββ βββ βOh, what is this?β ββ βββ βAh, I got hit by the knee!β ββ βββ βUnfair.β ββ βββ βGood dodge.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ
βββ βDo you not like me being by your ass?β ββ βββ βWatch your stammies.β ββ βββ βYeah, yeah, yeah.β ββ βββ βYou’re doing great.β ββ βββ βI’m just like a little coach.β ββ βββ β-Yeah, yeah, yeah.β ββ ββ βI’m just like a little coach.β ββ βββ β-Yeah, yeah, yeah.β ββ
βββ βOkay, I’ll stop talking.β ββ βββ βGet out of there, β ββ ββ βget out of there, get out of there.β ββ βββ βI don’t know what that is.β ββ βββ βI hate that.β ββ βββ βNo, no, no.β ββ βββ βNo, no, no.β ββ βββ βGo, go, go!β ββ βββ βShe’s crazy!β ββ
βββ βHow do I do it?β ββ βββ βHow do I do it?β ββ βββ βYou hold X and shake.β ββ βββ βOh.β ββ βββ βThe gestures don’t work very well.β ββ βββ βShe’s crazy.β ββ βββ βShe’s the best to ever do it.β ββ
βββ βHonestly, the onlyβ ββ ββ βreason you got in dangerβ ββ βββ βis because you got scared at the end.β ββ βββ βI did, I did.β ββ βββ βWell, I felt like I was getting panicky,β ββ ββ βand I needed a moment to stop.β ββ
βββ βjust trying to smack him, you know?β ββ βββ βFirst try cleric beast is pretty nuts.β ββ βββ βWell, you had said that the keyβ ββ ββ βto this game, last time we played,β ββ βββ βthe key to this game was to beβ ββ ββ βaggressive, be, be aggressive.β ββ
βββ βBeing aggressive is very helpful.β ββ βββ βSo I tried to just get between hisβ ββ ββ βknees and keep hitting his knees.β ββ βββ βThat’s what you do.β ββ βββ βIt’s one of those games where it,β ββ
βββ βMost of the time instead of dodgingβ ββ ββ βaway you want to dodgeβ ββ βββ βlike towards and aroundβ ββ βββ βand like stay with your likeβ ββ ββ βface like touching their skin.β ββ βββ βWhen he was walking up, he had likeβ¦β ββ
βββ βI saw that he had big arm movements.β ββ βββ βI was like, “He’s goingβ ββ ββ βto be a boy who sweeps.”β ββ βββ βIf you stay too far awayβ ββ ββ βfrom him, he’s way harder.β ββ
βββ βYeah, which is the problemβ ββ ββ βI had at the end was thatβ ββ βββ βI got too far and I had a hardβ ββ ββ βtime getting back in there.β ββ βββ βYeah, you killed it, though.β ββ ββ βThat was awesome.β ββ βββ βOh, thank you.β ββ
βββ βI dunno, I need a hug.β ββ βββ βI forgot about my face!β ββ βββ βUm, you said vitality.β ββ βββ βWe’re sticking with vitality for now. Yep.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βGreat, okay.β ββ βββ βAlso, I’m sorry that I wasβ ββ ββ βyeah, yeah, yeah-ing you.β ββ
βββ βI just, I can’tβ¦β ββ βββ βI can’t focusβ ββ ββ βand listen at the same time.β ββ βββ βI cannotβ¦β ββ βββ βThat’s fine.β ββ βββ βYou don’t have to actually listen to me.β ββ βββ βI just have to talkβ ββ ββ βbecause we’re streaming.β ββ βββ βThat’s true.β ββ
βββ βSo you don’t have toβ ββ ββ βlisten to what I’m saying.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βI just didn’t want you to think I wasβ ββ ββ βignoring you, but I have a hard time.β ββ βββ βI have a hard time multitaskingβ ββ ββ βwhen it comes to listening.β ββ
βββ βYou hit me with the Karen O.β ββ βββ βYou were like, yeah, yeah, yeah.β ββ βββ βBut it’s true that they don’tβ ββ ββ βlove you like I love you.β ββ βββ βThat’s so true.β ββ βββ βBut no, I totally understand.β ββ βββ βGehrman is out back.β ββ
βββ βGuess you could go speak with Gehrman.β ββ βββ βWhere’s Gehrman?β ββ βββ βOutback.β ββ βββ βSteakhouse?β ββ βββ βHe’s at Outback eating a Bloomin’ Onion.β ββ βββ βWhat happened to this one?β ββ βββ βThat one got all oozy.β ββ βββ βYeah, it’s a little gross.β ββ βββ βWhere’s the back?β ββ
βββ βThis way?β ββ βββ βYeah, you can just run around.β ββ ββ βYou’ll find him.β ββ βββ βAll right.β ββ βββ βIt’s a nice littleβ¦ park.β ββ βββ βLet me in.β ββ βββ βOh.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βThat’s fair.β ββ βββ βYeah, as Draz was just saying in chat,β ββ
βββ βJulia already has played the game a littleβ ββ ββ βunconventionally because most peopleβ¦β ββ βββ βYou can’t level up until you getβ ββ ββ βyour first point of insight,β ββ βββ βand you get one point of insight when youβ ββ ββ βsee the Cleric Beast for the first time.β ββ
βββ βRight, yeah.β ββ βββ βSo most people can’t level up untilβ ββ ββ βusually after they beat the Cleric Beast.β ββ βββ βBut because you kind of wentβ ββ ββ βa different way and went aroundβ ββ βββ βand found that madman’sβ ββ ββ βknowledge, you were able to level upβ ββ
βββ βbefore you fought β ββ ββ βthe c-clev– clever beast?β ββ βββ βThe clever beast!β ββ βββ βWasn’t so clever, was he?β ββ βββ βSo yeah, I had that as anβ ββ ββ βadvantage, which is lovely.β ββ βββ βYou got something for me?β ββ βββ βWhat is this?β ββ
βββ βIt’s a worn messenger top hat.β ββ βββ βYou can, um, that is for the messengers.β ββ βββ βI think if you talk toβ ββ ββ βthe stump messengers,β ββ βββ βyou can change whatβ ββ ββ βoutfit they’re wearing.β ββ
βββ β”Give accessories to messengersβ ββ ββ βand they will obediently adorn them.”β ββ βββ βOh, little guys.β ββ βββ βThat’s wonderful.β ββ βββ βThat’s one of thoseβ ββ ββ βthings where I’m like,β ββ βββ βthey had no reasonβ ββ ββ βto add that to the game.β ββ βββ βNo.β ββ
βββ βThere was just one person at the studioβ ββ ββ βthat was like, this is so important to me.β ββ βββ βYeah, “I need theseβ ββ ββ βlittle guys to wear hats.”β ββ βββ βI don’t know whereβ ββ ββ βGehrman’s ass is right now.β ββ βββ βIt’s not really important.β ββ
βββ βWe can just move on.β ββ βββ βIs he always around?β ββ βββ βI think he’s always around.β ββ βββ βI don’t know if he leaves sometimes.β ββ βββ βI don’t remember.β ββ βββ βAlso, just to elucidate for chat,β ββ βββ βThere are certainβ ββ ββ βgestures she’ll like clap for.β ββ
βββ βOh.β ββ βββ βShe bows to you.β ββ βββ βAll right, well.β ββ βββ βI think if you shake off yourβ ββ ββ βcloak, she claps, if I remember.β ββ βββ βNo, that one confuses her.β ββ βββ βNo, she doesn’t understand joy.β ββ
βββ βAnyway, I was going toβ ββ ββ βsay our leveling strategy.β ββ βββ βWe’re basically justβ ββ ββ βgoing to pump Vitalityβ ββ βββ βUntilβ¦β ββ βββ βeither until Vitalityβ ββ ββ βreaches thirty or,β ββ βββ βJulia finds a weapon thatβ ββ ββ βshe is interested in usingβ ββ
βββ βthat requires a stat increaseβ ββ ββ βin either skill or strength.β ββ βββ βAnd then based onβ ββ ββ βwhatever that choice is,β ββ βββ βwe’ll start pumping the appropriateβ ββ ββ βstat for that weapon.β ββ
βββ βAlso, I did tell Jacob toβ ββ ββ βtell me what to put stats in,β ββ βββ βbecause I don’t know,β ββ ββ βand also I don’t care.β ββ βββ βYeah, Julia doesn’t likeβ ββ ββ βthe stat crunchy stuff at all.β ββ βββ βNo, I don’t really care.β ββ
βββ βAnd so we’re justβ¦β ββ βββ βI wasβ ββ ββ βbasically like, just do this.β ββ βββ βAnd then you can focus on fighting.β ββ βββ βShould I buy blood vials?β ββ βββ βIs that what someone was saying?β ββ
βββ βYeah, you could spend the rest ofβ ββ ββ βyour echoes on blood vials if you wanted.β ββ βββ βThe Hunter Chief Emblem, β ββ ββ βthe Kirk Hammer.β ββ βββ βKirk Hammer was one of my favoriteβ ββ ββ βweaponsβ ββ βββ βin my first playthrough.β ββ βββ ββͺ Kirk Hammer. βͺβ ββ
βββ βThe strength weapons in thisβ ββ ββ βgame are kind of fun becauseβ ββ βββ βthey usually transform from aβ ββ ββ βfast weapon to a slow weapon.β ββ βββ βYou saw this last timeβ ββ ββ βand made the same face.β ββ βββ βShould I buy it?β ββ βββ βYou can.β ββ
βββ βWhatever you want to do.β ββ βββ βYou could afford one moreβ ββ ββ βpiece of it if you wanted.β ββ βββ βI should probably do something.β ββ βββ β-Or you could buy some blood vials.β ββ ββ βI should probably do something.β ββ βββ β-Or you could buy some blood vials.β ββ
βββ βI should probably do something effective.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βLet me just press every wrong button.β ββ βββ βYeah, he looks like Best Jeanist.β ββ βββ βMy little eyes.β ββ βββ βYour little hair peekingβ ββ ββ βout the sides is so funny.β ββ
βββ βIt does look like it’sβ ββ ββ βcurled around my collar.β ββ βββ βThat’s so funny.β ββ βββ βI look so stupid.β ββ βββ βThe fact that it doesn’t match theβ ββ ββ βrest of your outfitβ ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βis really comical.β ββ βββ βOh, really good.β ββ βββ βOlive’sβ¦β ββ
βββ βlittle snores.β ββ βββ βI guess her little sniffly nose, rather.β ββ βββ βAlright, back to it.β ββ βββ βGreat bridge?β ββ βββ βGreat bridge.β ββ βββ βGreat bridge.β ββ βββ βThat’s a great bridge.β ββ βββ βNow that that big oldβ ββ ββ βmonster is not on it.β ββ βββ βPretty great.β ββ
βββ βWhat’s the score?β ββ βββ βShould we see?β ββ βββ βI would like to know what the score is.β ββ βββ βOh!β ββ βββ βTen thirteen?β ββ βββ βChiefs are in the lead?β ββ βββ βThings have changedβ ββ ββ βsince we stopped watching.β ββ βββ βYeah, it’s because I’m not watching.β ββ
βββ βIt’s what happens with me and Arsenal.β ββ βββ βAlthoughβ¦β ββ βββ βArsenal,β ββ βββ βcrushed it this weekend.β ββ βββ βSo true.β ββ βββ βWho did my grandma bet on this year?β ββ βββ βShe’s pulling for theβ ββ ββ βForty-niners this year.β ββ βββ βI love that people know that.β ββ
βββ βHey, I can’tβ¦ progress.β ββ βββ βNo, there’s actuallyβ ββ ββ βno way to go this way.β ββ βββ βI-It’s a dedend.β ββ βββ βBut now that Cleric Beast isβ ββ ββ βdead, you’re free to just explore.β ββ βββ βOh, that’s nice.β ββ βββ βUntil you find the next thing.β ββ
βββ βSo just like follow your heart.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βDon’tβ¦ don’t come at me.β ββ βββ βHe’s tippy-tapping, but he can’t get you.β ββ βββ βI did hear tippy-tappies.β ββ βββ βThey seemed very gentle forβ¦β ββ βββ βhow big he was.β ββ βββ βWell, there was that little fella.β ββ
βββ βWho also saw you.β ββ βββ βThey creepin’.β ββ βββ β”Didn’t Arsenal win six nil–β ββ βββ βfive nil?”β ββ βββ βIt was six, it was six nothing.β ββ βββ βWho’s laughing?β ββ βββ βThere’s a lot of laughing in this game.β ββ βββ βThis is a game that celebrates joy.β ββ
βββ βYeah, everyone’s having fun in Yharnam.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βYeah, that road sucks.β ββ βββ βAll right, I haven’t goneβ ββ ββ βdown the big boy way.β ββ βββ βDown big boy alley?β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ β”Away! Away!”β ββ
βββ βBig Boy Alley, this was a direction β ββ ββ βthat in my playthroughβ ββ βββ βI used to farmβ ββ ββ βblood vials when I ran out.β ββ βββ βI would come down through here, β ββ ββ βkill both these big boys,β ββ
βββ βand then go through further, β ββ ββ βand there’sβ¦β ββ βββ βa few more big boys.β ββ βββ βBig boys drop a lot of blood vials.β ββ βββ βRight.β ββ βββ βGet toasted.β ββ βββ βOh, right. Back doesn’t reallyβ¦β ββ βββ β-He toasted you.β ββ ββ βOh, right. Back doesn’t reallyβ¦β ββ
βββ βExcellent toasting.β ββ βββ βThank you.β ββ βββ βThere’s two vials from him.β ββ βββ βTwo vials from him.β ββ βββ βT-That’sβ¦ a thing of beauty.β ββ βββ βWe love to see it.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βSo I remember that β ββ ββ βI’ve not gone this way,β ββ
βββ βunless this connectsβ ββ βββ βsomewhere.β ββ βββ βOh!β ββ βββ βIt’s a shortcut from the other way.β ββ βββ ββͺ Shortcut from the other side. βͺβ ββ βββ βNice.β ββ βββ βI must have tried a thousandβ ββ ββ βtimesβ ββ βββ βto use that lever.β ββ
βββ β-βͺ To tell you βͺβ ββ ββ βto use that lever.β ββ βββ ββͺ I’m sorry βͺβ ββ βββ ββͺ To pull that lever. βͺβ ββ βββ βThem dogs are gonna get out.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βYou can’t take the risk.β ββ βββ βYou can’t let them do it.β ββ
βββ βNope.β ββ βββ βI’m sorry, doggies.β ββ βββ βYou know I hate to do it to you.β ββ βββ βThese are bad dogs.β ββ βββ βThese dogs are criminals.β ββ βββ βJust the dog over there.β ββ βββ βOh.β ββ βββ βI-I heard footsteps.β ββ βββ βYello?β ββ βββ βNo.β ββ βββ βNo.β ββ
βββ βYou knowβ¦β ββ βββ βI do want to try talking to that ladyβ ββ ββ βagain,β ββ βββ βbut I don’t know how to get to her.β ββ βββ βYou can worry about that later.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βNo one?β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ
βββ βAnd by later, I mean onceβ ββ ββ βyou find another lantern,β ββ βββ βthen you can warpβ ββ ββ βback to Josefka’s clinic.β ββ βββ βOkay, yeah.β ββ βββ βThat was my question.β ββ ββ β-That’s the easiest way to do it.β ββ βββ βI wanted to get to Josefka.β ββ
βββ βAnd her clinic.β ββ βββ βCan you relax?β ββ βββ β[growl]β ββ βββ β[growl]β ββ βββ β[growl]β ββ βββ βI see we have ads coming up.β ββ βββ βWe do.β ββ βββ βTwo seconds.β ββ βββ βIs this a safe place?β ββ βββ βI think so.β ββ
βββ βAs a bullet lands right next to you.β ββ βββ βIs this a safe place?β ββ βββ βI’m pretty sure this is a safe place.β ββ βββ βAll right.β ββ βββ βWell, we’ll keep an eye on it.β ββ βββ β-It’s safe enough.β ββ ββ βWell, we’ll keep an eye on it.β ββ
βββ β-It’s safe enough.β ββ βββ βAds are starting soon.β ββ βββ βThey about to start.β ββ βββ βOlive has a bit of a coldβ ββ ββ βand all I can hear isβ¦β ββ βββ β[congested snort]β ββ βββ βYeah, she’s making littleβ ββ ββ βnoises as she breathes.β ββ βββ βPoor sweetie.β ββ
βββ βBut she’s so cute.β ββ βββ βShe is really cute.β ββ βββ βYeah, it was almost an “outside theβ ββ ββ βradius of the cannons” moment right there.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βDidn’t we have one ofβ ββ ββ βthose moments last time?β ββ
βββ βI think you said “You got this” β ββ ββ βor likeβ¦β ββ βββ β”nothing’s going to hit you” and then Iβ ββ ββ βimmediately diedβ ββ βββ βor something like that.β ββ βββ β-Yeah.β ββ ββ βor something like that.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ β-That sounds right.β ββ ββ βYeah.β ββ
βββ β-That sounds right.β ββ βββ βIt was pretty good.β ββ βββ βHow’s the belly?β ββ βββ βThe belly’s actually looking great.β ββ βββ βShe hasn’t really been picking it.β ββ βββ βNo.β ββ βββ βWe’ve had her on β ββ ββ βsome medicationβ ββ βββ βand some creams for her tummyβ ββ
βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βthat the vet gave us.β ββ βββ βShe’s weaning off the medication now.β ββ βββ βBut it’s beenβ¦β ββ βββ β”You can’t beat defeated, gets defeated.”β ββ βββ β-Thank you.β ββ ββ βIt’s been way better so far.β ββ βββ βIt’s been way better so far.β ββ
βββ βYeah, she’s been doing great.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βSomeone said β ββ ββ β”Onsta and Olive are hanging out.”β ββ βββ βThey’ve hung out in real life.β ββ βββ βThey have, yeah.β ββ βββ βOnsta and Olive.β ββ βββ βOlive knows Onsta.β ββ βββ βThey’re buds.β ββ
βββ β”Do Joey and Olive snuggleβ ββ ββ βin bed with you at night?”β ββ βββ βWe don’t let them.β ββ βββ βsleep in the room.β ββ βββ βThey do snuggle in bed with usβ ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βup until we say, “Okay, bedtime.”β ββ
βββ βAnd then they, for some reason, β ββ ββ βobedientlyβ¦β ββ βββ βPop up immediately.β ββ βββ βPop up and they both walkβ ββ ββ βside by side out of the room.β ββ βββ βTheir tails up and curved.β ββ βββ βIt’s reallyβ¦β ββ βββ βIt’s really cute.β ββ βββ βIt’s really sweet.β ββ
βββ βI guess made it like such aβ¦β ββ βββ βhabit for them that they β ββ ββ βjust don’t even think about it.β ββ βββ βWell, from day one,β ββ ββ βwe use the same phrase.β ββ
βββ βOr you use the same phrase, becauseβ ββ ββ βyou’re the one who does it every night.β ββ βββ βYou did like a great job ofβ ββ ββ βlike using the same phrase.β ββ βββ βYou know, they resistedβ ββ ββ βa little bit in the beginning.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ
βββ βBut you would always followβ ββ ββ βup and say the same thingsβ ββ βββ βand pick them up and then putβ ββ ββ βthem outside and close the door.β ββ βββ βAnd for a while,β ββ βββ βYou know, Joy was gettingβ ββ ββ βtreats every time she did it.β ββ
βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βAnd then we like slowly weaned herβ ββ ββ βoff of getting treats every single time.β ββ βββ βAnd now they just leave.β ββ βββ βYeah, now they just leave.β ββ βββ βAnd now the only thing thatβ ββ ββ βhappens is that Jacob kicks him outβ ββ
βββ βand sometimes Joy will lookβ ββ ββ βback with the saddest little face.β ββ βββ βShe does always walk out the doorβ ββ ββ βand then turn around and look up at me.β ββ βββ βLike, is this really what you want?β ββ
βββ βAnd it’s like, “No, it’s not β ββ ββ βreally what I want,β ββ βββ βbut also what I want to do is sleep.”β ββ βββ βAnd you’re not going to let me sleep.β ββ βββ βI know you’re not.β ββ βββ βWe slept at the door open once and theyβ¦β ββ
βββ βcame in in the middle of the night andβ ββ ββ βstarted like wrestling on the bed.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βSomeone asked “Any reason whyβ ββ ββ βyou don’t let them sleep with you.”β ββ βββ βThat’s whyβ ββ βββ βthey are nocturnal creatures.β ββ
βββ βThey like to go crazy at night.β ββ βββ βAnd even when they’re β ββ ββ βnot going crazy, they’ll like,β ββ βββ βI’ll get in a position and thenβ ββ ββ βone of them will come and like layβ ββ
βββ βin between my legs β ββ ββ βand then I can’t move or roll.β ββ βββ βAnd I have to be able toβ ββ ββ βroll over in order to sleep.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ
βββ βAnd so I get stuck and then myβ ββ ββ βlegs start hurting, and then I can’t move.β ββ βββ β-We do move around a lot.β ββ ββ βAnd then I get really hot.β ββ βββ βAnd then I get really hot.β ββ βββ βWe like need to move around a lot.β ββ
βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βSo it just doesn’t work.β ββ βββ βAnd I really need good sleep.β ββ βββ βI don’t function very wellβ ββ ββ βif I get bad sleep at all.β ββ βββ βSomeone said, “Julia, there’s aβ ββ ββ βtattoo that you wanted from Edinburgh.”β ββ βββ βYes, there was.β ββ
βββ βI really like, I can’tβ ββ ββ βremember her name right now.β ββ βββ βShe does a lot ofβ¦β ββ βββ βUhβ¦β ββ βββ βbuilding tattoos.β ββ βββ βLet me see if I can find it real fast.β ββ βββ βI think I saved one of herβ ββ ββ βtattoos to myβ¦β ββ
βββ βfavorites here.β ββ βββ β”You don’t have apnea, do you, Jacob?”β ββ βββ βNo, I don’t have apnea.β ββ βββ βI just get night terrors.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βAnd generally I have to just likeβ ββ ββ βroll over several times in the night.β ββ
βββ βIf I can’t find it in like a second, β ββ ββ βI will give up and lookβ¦β ββ βββ βnext break.β ββ βββ βSomeone asked if I’mβ ββ ββ βexcited for the new Idols album.β ββ βββ βI’m so excited.β ββ βββ βI’ve loved the singles so far.β ββ
βββ βBut they’ve not put out β ββ ββ βa bad album yet, so.β ββ βββ βI don’t expect them to start now.β ββ βββ βYeah, my brother gotβ ββ ββ βexcited the other dayβ ββ βββ βbecause he found youβ ββ ββ βhad aβ¦Β Β an Idol’sβ¦β ββ βββ βUhβ¦ vinyl, right?β ββ
βββ βI do, yeah.β ββ βββ βAlright, I can’t find thisβ ββ ββ βtattoo, so I’ll find it next time.β ββ βββ βOr next ad break.β ββ βββ βI’ll try to find it.β ββ βββ βDraz said, “Wait, Onsta, did you put theβ ββ ββ βIBS shirts on your fourth wall right now?”β ββ
βββ βOnsta, did you just now addβ ββ ββ βthe shirt back to your store?β ββ βββ βGood move.β ββ βββ βIf so, that is a powerful move.β ββ βββ β-Yeah.β ββ ββ βIncredibly smart.β ββ βββ βDraz has just linked theβ ββ ββ βIBS– the Sonic IBS shirts.β ββ
βββ βas referenced earlierβ ββ ββ βin the stream,β ββ βββ βso if you’re looking for oneβ ββ ββ βof those, pick one up.β ββ βββ βOkay, I was down here last time.β ββ βββ βYes, but I don’t thinkβ ββ ββ βyou ever went fully down.β ββ βββ βNo.β ββ βββ β[growl]β ββ
βββ β[growl]β ββ βββ βAll right, well, I tried to make thatβ¦β ββ βββ βUhβ¦β ββ βββ βinstantaneous for you, but you β ββ ββ βdone turned around and looked at me.β ββ βββ βOkay, there’s a gun boy.β ββ βββ βThere’s a guy over here.β ββ βββ βI know that.β ββ
βββ βJust clown on him.β ββ βββ βWhen you beat them upβ ββ ββ βlike that, it almost seemsβ ββ βββ βlike they weren’t evenβ ββ ββ βgoing to do anything to you.β ββ βββ βI know.β ββ βββ βAnd then you feel pretty bad.β ββ
βββ βBut they were goingβ ββ ββ βto do something to you.β ββ βββ βThis I promise you.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βWell, once they start doing something,β ββ ββ βthey don’t stop doing something.β ββ βββ βAnd then you’re stuck.β ββ βββ βAll right, uhβ¦β ββ βββ βWe went through this way.β ββ
βββ βInteresting.β ββ βββ βWe did not go down this way.β ββ βββ βYou tried to drop down on theβ ββ ββ βthing to get the item over there.β ββ βββ βOh, yeah.β ββ βββ βB-But you missed.β ββ βββ βThat’s right.β ββ βββ βYou fired and you missed.β ββ βββ βI did.β ββ
βββ βWe did not go down in here.β ββ βββ βI don’t know if there’s anything–β ββ βββ βI mean, there’s an item over there.β ββ βββ βAnd several rats.β ββ βββ βWell,β ββ βββ βI don’t know if I wantβ ββ ββ βto get involved with all that.β ββ
βββ βSo if you’re looking for severalβ ββ ββ βrats, this is the place.β ββ βββ βThe place to go.β ββ βββ βLet’s see how it goes.β ββ βββ βThey’re really grossβ ββ ββ βrats too, if that helps.β ββ βββ βOh my.β ββ βββ βSorry, dude.β ββ βββ βSaw spear!β ββ
βββ βFirst new weapon.β ββ βββ βI saw a spear and I picked it up.β ββ βββ βI was going to make a similar joke.β ββ βββ βThis rat is the new boss.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βThat wasβ¦ intense.β ββ βββ βI think.β ββ βββ βI don’t know.β ββ βββ βAww.β ββ
βββ βMy olive.β ββ βββ βI’m like so uncomfortable.β ββ βββ βYeah, I always have to β ββ ββ βput my feet on yourβ¦β ββ βββ βThank God for your desk.β ββ βββ βAww.β ββ βββ βHey, you little stuffy buddy.β ββ βββ βShe can’t breathe.β ββ
βββ βYou probably can’t hear her,β ββ ββ βbut she’s so congested right now.β ββ βββ βIt’s the saddest thing.β ββ βββ β-Oh I got another Madsman.β ββ ββ βMadsman’s knowledge.β ββ βββ βMadsman.β ββ βββ βMadsman.β ββ βββ βOh, Madsman.β ββ βββ βOh, Madsman.β ββ
βββ βMay I have a bit of yourβ ββ ββ βknowledge, Madsman?β ββ βββ βI really liked Madsman in Hannibal.β ββ βββ βI thought he was really good.β ββ βββ βI preferred his performanceβ ββ ββ βin Death Stranding.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βNo, he was really good there, too.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ
βββ βAh!β ββ βββ βSo now you are out here.β ββ βββ βWhere you was looking before.β ββ βββ βOh my.β ββ βββ βWho’s making that noise?β ββ βββ βIs it the guy who triedβ ββ ββ βto fall on my head?β ββ
βββ βDid any of y’all watchβ ββ ββ βthat Death Stranding 2 trailer?β ββ βββ βThat was ten minutes long.β ββ βββ βAnd four trailers.β ββ βββ βAnd for some reasonβ ββ ββ βhad a talking puppet in it.β ββ βββ βThey had a talking puppet in it for me.β ββ
βββ βWhat is happening?β ββ βββ βThere’s like a lot going on here.β ββ βββ βJust go hit him.β ββ βββ βThey can’t shoot you if you hit them.β ββ βββ βAll those guys, by the way, are theβ ββ ββ βlong-armed Jims that Karina is so fond of.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ
βββ βYeah, they’re really good.β ββ βββ βShe’s correct to be fondβ ββ ββ βof the long-armed Jims.β ββ βββ β”Y’all ever seen Thankskilling?”β ββ βββ βI have seen Thankskilling.β ββ βββ βThe hell is that?β ββ βββ βIt’s a Thanksgiving horror movie.β ββ βββ βIt’s pretty funny.β ββ βββ βIt’s like intentionally bad.β ββ
βββ βSo it’s not as funny as somethingβ ββ ββ βthat’s unintentionally bad.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βBut there were some parts of it thatβ ββ ββ βI remember laughing at pretty hard.β ββ βββ βI did it.β ββ βββ βBlood.β ββ βββ βBlood.β ββ βββ βNot–β ββ ββ β[car honking]β ββ
βββ β[car honking]β ββ βββ βWhy you honking?β ββ βββ βYeah, where are we hearing β ββ ββ βhonking right now?β ββ βββ βYou don’t have to be honking.β ββ βββ βWe’re not in Brooklyn anymore.β ββ βββ βWe live in the middle of nowhere.β ββ βββ βI don’t want to hear honking.β ββ
βββ βYou’re gonna go down into the boy pit?β ββ βββ βIt’s fine to go down there.β ββ βββ βYeah, it just seems likeβ¦β ββ βββ βlike aβ¦β ββ βββ βlike a trap.β ββ βββ βI’m scared about how manyβ ββ ββ βof these boys are coming back.β ββ
βββ βI’m also scared of Liquid.β ββ ββ β-They’re all going to come back.β ββ βββ βI’m scared of Liquid in these games.β ββ βββ βThey’re not that bad.β ββ βββ βThey’re just like litteβ¦β ββ βββ βlittle shits.β ββ βββ βYeah, but is the liquid poison?β ββ βββ βNo, liquid’s not poison.β ββ
βββ βThis is normal liquid.β ββ βββ βDon’t get surrounded.β ββ βββ βYeah, yeah, yeah.β ββ βββ βPlease heal.β ββ βββ βYou’re right.β ββ βββ βThat’s what I’m talking about.β ββ βββ βThat’s what it’s for.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βI will say too, rememberβ ββ ββ βyour regain mechanic.β ββ
βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βSometimes it’s better to hit them again.β ββ βββ βThere’s just so many of them β ββ ββ βswatting at me at the same timeβ ββ βββ βthat at someβ ββ ββ βpoints it feels not worth it.β ββ βββ βYeah, that’s fine.β ββ
βββ βI’m just reminding you of things.β ββ βββ βTo make sure you don’t forget.β ββ βββ βNot saying you have to do them right now.β ββ βββ β-That was justβ¦β ββ ββ βThat was rude.β ββ βββ βThat was just out of irritation.β ββ βββ βRude behavior.β ββ βββ βSorry, dude.β ββ
βββ βI’m just annoyed.β ββ βββ βYou’re fake.β ββ βββ βDamn.β ββ βββ βWhat the hell?β ββ βββ βI mean, I’ll take it.β ββ βββ β”I’m gonna get ya.”β ββ βββ β”I’m gonna grab ya.”β ββ βββ βHe’s walking.β ββ βββ βHe’s walking here.β ββ βββ βThis place sucked.β ββ βββ βBoys conquered.β ββ
βββ βI hate the boy zone.β ββ βββ βThere should have been a messageβ ββ ββ βthat came up and said boys conquered.β ββ βββ βI see you.β ββ βββ βEvery time I see the birds in Bloodborne,β ββ βββ βI just think about,β ββ
βββ βand people who have played the game willβ ββ ββ βknow,β ββ βββ βI think about the birdsβ¦ later.β ββ βββ βHow they get.β ββ βββ βThe way they become.β ββ βββ β(quietly) What was the point?β ββ βββ βWhat was the point?β ββ βββ βHere they come!β ββ βββ βOh, come on!β ββ
βββ βI understand it’s theβ ββ ββ βSuper Bowl and whatever,β ββ βββ βbut like, get a hold ofβ ββ ββ βyourself, you’re an adult.β ββ βββ βThis is like the local fraternity.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βI hate the boys.β ββ βββ βYou suck.β ββ βββ βStupid boys.β ββ
βββ βI just keep hearing Olive’s littleβ¦β ββ βββ βYeah, she’s doing little snores.β ββ βββ βOh, don’t worry.β ββ βββ βThat’s just the soundβ ββ ββ βof a bird, in this game.β ββ βββ β-That’s right.β ββ ββ βThat’s what a bird sounds like.β ββ βββ βOh, my God.β ββ
βββ βAll right, come on.β ββ βββ βYou’re supposed to fly.β ββ βββ βThem deciding to put thatβ ββ ββ βsound effect on the birds isβ¦β ββ βββ βWhat’s that shadowed in the distance?β ββ βββ βWho’s that down there, shadowed?β ββ βββ βUhβ¦β ββ βββ βYou’re like covered in dookie.β ββ
βββ βI am covered in dookie.β ββ βββ βIt sucks.β ββ βββ βThis place sucks.β ββ βββ βThis is why Lim keeps his mouth so tight.β ββ βββ βAnd now covered.β ββ βββ βSo no dookie can get in.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βB-Before we fight the pig.β ββ
βββ βI’m assuming it’s a pig.β ββ βββ β[gasp] No.β ββ βββ βForty-Niners back in the lead.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βIt’s a close game.β ββ βββ βHe’s coming.β ββ βββ βSomething about him comingβ ββ ββ βdown the hallway is so funny.β ββ βββ βHe kind of looks happy to see me.β ββ
βββ βI think you’ve madeβ ββ ββ βthe right decision here.β ββ βββ βHe sucked.β ββ βββ βTurn around real quick.β ββ βββ βTurn around real quick.β ββ βββ βJust turn your camera left.β ββ βββ βYeah, yeah.β ββ βββ βDon’t turn it back to the right.β ββ
βββ βNow turn it back to the left.β ββ βββ βTurn it left.β ββ βββ βOkay, no, little right, β ββ ββ βlittle right, little rightβ ββ βββ βThere we go.β ββ βββ βOh, you wanted me– I was just looking.β ββ βββ βI like to get a peeksy.β ββ
βββ βIt’s just the shortcut.β ββ βββ βI just want you to hit it.β ββ βββ βI know.β ββ βββ βI just want you to hit itβ ββ ββ βbefore you do anything else.β ββ βββ βAnd then you’re free to peek all you want.β ββ βββ βDoesn’t it just like fill you withβ ββ
βββ βpeace knowing that it’s activated?β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βSo you don’t have to go back throughβ ββ ββ βthe boy zone you just went through?β ββ βββ βI wasn’t planning on going furtherβ ββ ββ βuntil I went through the little door.β ββ
βββ βI always look, and then I doβ ββ ββ βthe little door and the big doors.β ββ βββ βThis is my rule.β ββ βββ βYou– okay.β ββ βββ βI’m going to tell you if I see aβ ββ ββ βshortcutβ ββ βββ βevery time without fail.β ββ βββ βBoys, boys, boys, boys.β ββ
βββ βOkay, that’s what I was hoping for.β ββ βββ βYou– Do you boys drop anything?β ββ βββ βThey dropped their lives.β ββ βββ βDamn.β ββ βββ βThis looks like that gif ofβ¦β ββ βββ βfrom L.A. Noire of what’s-his-faceβ ββ βββ βCole Phillips falling down the stairs.β ββ βββ βOh, yeah.β ββ
βββ βOh, that’s a big boy too, huh?β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βBiggums boy!β ββ βββ βI don’t love it.β ββ βββ βIt’s just Alan Brickman.β ββ βββ βIs it Alan Brickman?β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ β-Oh.β ββ ββ βYeah.β ββ βββ β-Oh.β ββ βββ βLook at the brick he’s holding.β ββ
βββ βOh, you’re right.β ββ βββ βCome here.β ββ βββ βI want to fight you awayβ ββ βββ βfrom the other one.β ββ ββ β-Alan Brickman ain’t scary.β ββ βββ β-Alan Brickman ain’t scary.β ββ βββ βHe’s normal.β ββ βββ βThat was a little late, huh?β ββ βββ βWell, it doesn’t matter.β ββ
βββ βYou regained what you lost.β ββ βββ βThat’s true.β ββ βββ βSo when I go for the parry, I’m sorry.β ββ βββ βI had asked this last time, but I forgot.β ββ βββ βIt’s on theβ¦β ββ βββ βRight before they’reβ ββ ββ βsupposed to hit me or?β ββ
βββ βAs they’re swinging down.β ββ βββ βAs they’re swinging down.β ββ βββ βGot it, okay.β ββ βββ βYou’ve nailed like five parriesβ ββ ββ βin this play session alone.β ββ βββ βI think you know how to do it.β ββ βββ βGot his ass.β ββ βββ βAss gotten.β ββ βββ βOh, she’s twitching.β ββ
βββ β(quietly) Oh my God.β ββ βββ βI see her little whiskers going.β ββ βββ βOh, right in front of his friend.β ββ βββ βNo, no, no, no.β ββ βββ βThat was really bad timing on my part.β ββ βββ βThat was scary.β ββ βββ βAnyway.β ββ ββ β-You lived.β ββ
βββ βYeah, I did.β ββ βββ βI feel like I should β ββ ββ βreiterate to you that you,β ββ βββ βfor all intents and purposes, β ββ ββ βshould have died likeβ¦β ββ βββ βten X the amount of timesβ ββ ββ βyou’ve died by this point in the game.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ
βββ βHey cat owners, doβ ββ ββ βyou ever get usedβ ββ βββ βto how cute your cat is orβ ββ ββ βdoes it just get worse?β ββ βββ βBecause so far it’s only getting worse.β ββ βββ βI just keepβ¦β ββ βββ βEveryone is saying “worse” and “never.”β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ
βββ βThis isβ¦β ββ βββ βMommy?β ββ βββ βCan I go back?β ββ βββ βOh, you look like me.β ββ βββ βYou have a weapon and a gun.β ββ βββ βSo you are a hunter, maybe?β ββ βββ βThat’s how you know it’s a problem.β ββ βββ βOh.β ββ βββ βIs this Gascoine?β ββ
βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βThis ain’t a store.β ββ βββ βWell.β ββ βββ βThat’s right, I’m a beast.β ββ βββ βOh.β ββ βββ βAre you a beast?β ββ βββ βI-I don’tβ¦β ββ βββ βI don’t want to fight.β ββ βββ βI want to– Can we just talk about it?β ββ
βββ βI wasn’t mentally ready.β ββ βββ βTwo hits, a little greedy.β ββ βββ βOkay, you don’t seemβ ββ ββ βto care about getting shot.β ββ βββ βOh.β ββ βββ βAll right, well, my challengeβ ββ ββ βtoday is going to be the tombstones.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βW-Why do you shoot?β ββ
βββ βWhen do you shoot?β ββ βββ βHow about that, huh, punk?β ββ βββ βHow do you feel about that?β ββ βββ βI shoot you.β ββ βββ βMamma mia!β ββ βββ βI haven’t been able to shower in aβ ββ ββ βwhile and I was just at a poopy sewer.β ββ βββ βOh, God.β ββ
βββ βYou just went two handed.β ββ βββ βNo, mommy.β ββ βββ βThat was a pretty good first attempt.β ββ βββ βGot him almost halfway.β ββ βββ βThat’s doable.β ββ ββ β-He isβ¦β ββ βββ βHe is also parryable.β ββ βββ βOh, he is?β ββ βββ βYeah, you just have to time it right.β ββ
βββ βHi, buddy.β ββ βββ βJust reach for your hand.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βYeah, that seems doable.β ββ βββ βHe’s got certain moves,β ββ βββ βlike any move with a big windup is usuallyβ ββ βββ βhis easiest to parry.β ββ βββ βParry, okay.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ
βββ βOkay, that’s not that bad.β ββ βββ βThat’s definitely doable.β ββ βββ βI’m not that worried about that fight.β ββ βββ βAnd you got the shortcut.β ββ βββ βI sure do.β ββ βββ βWhich isβ¦ to the left?β ββ βββ βYeah, you want to go down big boy alley.β ββ βββ βBig boys.β ββ
βββ βYeah, there it is.β ββ βββ βYou pull it from the back.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βHe gave up.β ββ βββ βThey’re going back to that big boy party.β ββ βββ βSo I notice I have twenty blood vials.β ββ βββ βIs that because it took it from my stock?β ββ
βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ β-Okay.β ββ ββ βYeah.β ββ βββ β-Okay.β ββ βββ βThat is correct.β ββ βββ βGotcha.β ββ βββ βSo Gascoigne’s the dude thatβ ββ ββ βwas on the music box, right?β ββ βββ βYes.β ββ βββ βAm I supposed to beβ ββ ββ βgiving him the music box?β ββ
βββ β”Sir, sir, stop hitting!”β ββ βββ β”Your daughter!”β ββ βββ βThe music box has purpose in the fight.β ββ βββ βReally?β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βCan I use it?β ββ βββ βYou can.β ββ βββ βYou can put it on your quick items.β ββ βββ βI believe it’s like down.β ββ
βββ βThank you.β ββ βββ ββͺ No one hits like Gascoigne. βͺβ ββ βββ ββͺ Take big hits like Gascoigne. βͺβ ββ βββ ββͺ does incredible swings– βͺβ ββ βββ β[Enemy] Die!β ββ βββ βI don’t want to.β ββ βββ βThat was pretty good timing.β ββ βββ βThat was pretty good.β ββ
βββ βI thought I had a fewβ ββ ββ βmore seconds than that.β ββ βββ βOh well.β ββ βββ βThat’s all right.β ββ βββ βStraight off the cliff.β ββ βββ βThis is important, though.β ββ βββ βThis is learning the run back.β ββ βββ βDo you think Gascoigneβ ββ ββ βeats five dozen eggs?β ββ
βββ βI think he eats five dozen beasts.β ββ βββ βEvery morning to help him get large?β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βThis ain’t the way.β ββ βββ βNope.β ββ βββ βIt’s a short range gun.β ββ βββ βWhat?β ββ βββ βAll right, well, this is gonna be bad.β ββ βββ βJust run.β ββ
βββ βHere we go.β ββ βββ βYeah, you got it.β ββ βββ βAnd you can do the little trick whereβ ββ ββ βyou send the elevator back down.β ββ βββ βYeah, yeah.β ββ βββ βThat’s a good point.β ββ βββ βIt’s a helpful little stunt.β ββ βββ βI’ve seen this takingβ¦β ββ
βββ βa number of attempts,β ββ βββ βbut I don’tβ¦β ββ βββ βthink it’ll be that bad.β ββ βββ βNo, it’s doable for sure.β ββ βββ βI just don’t do that much damage.β ββ βββ βThat means it’s justβ ββ ββ βgoing to be a long fight.β ββ
βββ βAnd long fights are kind of hard for me.β ββ βββ βAm Iβ¦β ββ βββ βWell, you’re used to getting theβ ββ ββ βBlack Knight halberd immediatelyβ ββ βββ βand then doing one third of theβ ββ ββ βboss’s health bar in a single hit.β ββ βββ βYeah, exactly.β ββ
βββ β(quietly) Let’s do this.β ββ βββ β-Thank you.β ββ ββ βThere they go, toasted.β ββ βββ βHow’d you live?β ββ βββ β[Enemy] Away! Away!β ββ βββ βYou’re the one who came up to me, okay?β ββ βββ βAnd then he tells you to go away.β ββ βββ βYou were just chilling.β ββ
βββ βI’m just trying to run through here.β ββ βββ β”Away! Away!β ββ βββ βHe’s feeling confident.β ββ βββ βThat was too soon.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βThat was poifect.β ββ βββ β”Is there a Black Knight Halberdβ ββ ββ βequivalent in Bloodborne?”β ββ βββ βThere is not.β ββ
βββ βBloodborne doesn’t haveβ ββ ββ βweapons that drop.β ββ βββ βFrom enemies.β ββ βββ βIt’s got a very limited number ofβ ββ ββ βweapons compared to Dark Souls.β ββ βββ β(whispering) That was so stupid.β ββ βββ βHow do I use theβ¦ music box?β ββ
βββ βSquare, same way you’dβ ββ ββ βuse anything in that slot.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βI mean, it’s got stuffβ ββ ββ βthat’s more powerful than other stuff,β ββ βββ βbut nothing that’s, like, so broken.β ββ βββ βYou didn’tβ¦β ββ βββ βLet me.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βOh.β ββ
βββ βBig lead up.β ββ βββ βBig lead up is what you say.β ββ βββ βLike that.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βHate that.β ββ βββ βAnd that one.β ββ βββ βSo you would like toβ ββ ββ βhit me if I hit you twice.β ββ βββ βIs that true?β ββ
βββ βBig downward swing, try the shot.β ββ βββ βThat’s the big downward swing.β ββ βββ βWe’re learning.β ββ βββ βThat’s a big downward swing, Julia.β ββ βββ βThat’s a big downward swing.β ββ βββ βThat’s a big upswing.β ββ βββ βGot to dodge in to get there quick enough.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ
βββ βHe just clipped you.β ββ βββ βYep.β ββ βββ βI don’t know whyβ ββ βββ βthat’s a that’s aβ¦ parryable oneβ ββ βββ βthat’s the bigβ ββ βββ βTwo, I can’t do two.β ββ βββ βYou’re a one hit Andy.β ββ βββ βOkay, now you’re in big boy mode.β ββ
βββ βI can’t shoot you while you’re rolling!β ββ βββ βYou still– you got the– oh.β ββ βββ βYou can still gun, huh?β ββ βββ βHe’s a tricksy little guy.β ββ βββ βOkay, shot the lamppost.β ββ βββ βCan’t hit him twice, Julia.β ββ βββ βGot there, nice.β ββ
βββ βDoes it always undo theβ ββ ββ βtargeting when you do that move?β ββ βββ βYeah, I believe so.β ββ βββ βYou weren’t swinging yet.β ββ βββ βI’m trying to learn how toβ ββ ββ βparry his moves a little bit.β ββ βββ βThat’s what I’m focusing on this fight.β ββ
βββ βGet out of the corner.β ββ βββ βOh no.β ββ βββ βI’m out of bullets!β ββ βββ βNo parrying.β ββ βββ βOw, my back.β ββ βββ βOh that was a weird dodge, that’s fine.β ββ βββ βThat was a good fight.β ββ βββ βI mean, I’m trying–β ββ
βββ βI was not focusing on winning that one.β ββ βββ βI was focusing on tryingβ ββ ββ βto learn where to shoot him.β ββ βββ βAnd I think I learned.β ββ ββ β-I do recommendβ¦β ββ βββ βAnd I think I learned.β ββ βββ βYeah, you got some spots.β ββ
βββ βDon’t get too preoccupied with parrying.β ββ βββ βThat’s not like the primary way to fight.β ββ βββ βNo, but I like it and it’s fun.β ββ βββ βYeah, I’m just saying like somethingβ ββ ββ βthat might also be good to practice isβ¦β ββ βββ βDodging sideways around him.β ββ
βββ βInstead of back away from him.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βThat was a great fight though,β ββ βββ βyou got really deep in.β ββ βββ βWe are down to eight heals,β ββ ββ βwhich is a bit frightening.β ββ βββ βYeah, I could farm up a couple.β ββ
βββ βPlus, you’ll get the timing on you guys.β ββ βββ βSuper down.β ββ βββ βAlright, well that’s four more.β ββ βββ βWe love that.β ββ βββ βFor most people asking ifβ ββ ββ βI’m gonna tell her about various things,β ββ βββ βmost things I’m notβ ββ ββ βgonna say anything about.β ββ
βββ βI don’t want to be told anythingβ ββ ββ βother than help with stats.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βBecause Iβ¦β ββ βββ βget overwhelmed whenβ ββ ββ βtoo many things are said at me.β ββ βββ βAnd I need to learn through just doing it.β ββ βββ βWell, they were talking aboutβ ββ
βββ βvarious items, and things toβ ββ ββ βfind and things of that nature.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βAnd I’m like, most stuff like thatβ ββ ββ βI’m probably not going to talk about.β ββ
βββ βJust let her find it if she finds it,β ββ ββ βand if she doesn’t, that’s fine too.β ββ βββ βAll right.β ββ βββ βThis time I’m gonna try to win.β ββ βββ βI think that’s a good thing to do.β ββ βββ βWell, sometimes you just wannaβ¦β ββ
βββ βYeah, you want to study.β ββ βββ βWell, I felt like it was goodβ ββ ββ βbecause you got a lot of his moves.β ββ βββ βYou saw a lot of his patterns.β ββ βββ βSo you are likeβ¦β ββ βββ βa little moreβ ββ ββ βknowledgeable about his move sets.β ββ
βββ βYeah, if it’s anything β ββ ββ βin the game that’s reallyβ¦β ββ βββ βobscure and difficult to figure out β ββ ββ βfor progression’s sake,β ββ βββ βI’ll tell her about that.β ββ βββ βBut if it’s just like, you know,β ββ
βββ βitem locations or something,β ββ ββ βI’m not going to say anythingβ ββ βββ βbecause I want her to have fun likeβ ββ ββ βexploring andβ ββ βββ βfiguring stuff out on her own.β ββ βββ βKinda like basically the sameβ ββ ββ βas how I did in Dark Souls.β ββ
βββ βYou shot me right out the gate, huh?β ββ βββ βNo.β ββ βββ βLet me box.β ββ βββ βI kind of wasted it, but that’s all right.β ββ βββ βI didn’tβ¦ Okay.β ββ βββ βI didn’t feel like thatβ ββ ββ βmove hit me, but sure.β ββ
βββ βI’m just going to, I think, β ββ ββ βthrow this fight because it’sβ¦β ββ βββ βnot worth itβ ββ βββ βYou’ll get it next time.β ββ βββ βHe’s a tough one.β ββ βββ βHe’s like the first wallβ ββ ββ βof the game for people.β ββ
βββ βI don’t think it’s that hard.β ββ βββ βYeah, I’m just saying, like,β ββ βββ βYeah, yeah, yeah.β ββ βββ βdon’t expect to one-shot him.β ββ βββ βNo, no, no.β ββ βββ βI’m notβ¦β ββ βββ βHe’s a challenging fight.β ββ βββ βI’m not frustrated at all.β ββ βββ βI think he’s fun.β ββ
βββ βUmβ¦β ββ βββ βI’m just thinking about the fight.β ββ βββ βOkay, I’m gonna go farmβ ββ ββ βsome more health vials.β ββ βββ βGo over here for safety.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βThank you.β ββ βββ βVile up.β ββ βββ βVile up.β ββ βββ βGod, is thisβ¦β ββ βββ βStop it.β ββ
βββ βWhat are we doing, buddy?β ββ βββ βShining coins!β ββ βββ βThat sucks.β ββ βββ βI don’t even know what those are for.β ββ βββ βWe’re not here for shining coins.β ββ βββ βWe’re here for your blood.β ββ βββ βThat sucks.β ββ
βββ βBecause ultimately I gotβ ββ ββ βlike one health out of that.β ββ βββ βOh well.β ββ βββ βThe fact that my eyes pop upβ ββ ββ βabove the sunglasses is so funny.β ββ βββ βBecause the sunglasses areβ ββ ββ βangled in such an extreme way.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ
βββ βThe reason you’re not winningβ ββ ββ βthe fight is you can’t fucking see.β ββ βββ βI can’t see anything.β ββ βββ βYou can’t see, you can’t breathe.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βHit that circle.β ββ βββ βTurn around.β ββ βββ βHow’d you two live?β ββ βββ βWhat?β ββ
βββ βSee, they’re holding fire,β ββ ββ βso they’re immuneβ¦β ββ βββ βto fire.β ββ βββ βI love the position that guy’s in.β ββ βββ βHe’s really laid out.β ββ βββ βForget he can do that.β ββ βββ βBlood vial?β ββ βββ βLove to see it.β ββ βββ βThank you.β ββ
βββ β-Thank you.β ββ ββ βThank you so much.β ββ βββ βAppreciate you.β ββ βββ βWhee!β ββ βββ βLove that dude’s enthusiasm.β ββ βββ βSorry.β ββ βββ βSorry.β ββ βββ βAlright, then maybe we’llβ ββ ββ βget two moreβ ββ βββ βfrom this guy.β ββ
βββ βIf you refuse to use moreβ ββ ββ βthan you gain in the run-up,β ββ βββ βwe can create a sustainableβ ββ ββ βblood vial ecosystem.β ββ βββ βTwo vials.β ββ βββ β[dry death gasp]β ββ βββ βDamn.β ββ
βββ βDo you think that theyβ ββ ββ βwould hire me to do some like,β ββ βββ βenemy sounds in anβ ββ ββ βupcoming FromSoft game?β ββ βββ βOh, that would be cool.β ββ βββ βI just want to be likeβ¦β ββ βββ β[long pain screams]β ββ βββ βAnd then they pay me.β ββ
βββ βOlive is just reaching for your hand.β ββ βββ βCan youβ¦ not?!β ββ βββ βThat’s rude.β ββ βββ βThat’s rude behavior.β ββ βββ βOkay, focus.β ββ βββ βI was just getting frustrated.β ββ βββ βYou’re doing fineβ ββ βββ βTwo, two he shoots.β ββ
βββ βI thought he was going to close me down.β ββ βββ βHe did not shoot that time.β ββ βββ βShot that time.β ββ βββ βShot that time.β ββ βββ βHe’s going long mode.β ββ βββ βExcuse me?β ββ βββ βWhy’d you do that?β ββ βββ βWe were having a good time.β ββ
βββ βWe were having a good time!β ββ βββ βI think I want to get behind you.β ββ βββ βI don’t want to get behind you.β ββ βββ βI do want to get behind you?β ββ βββ βIf you can, try Music Box on him.β ββ βββ βThe music box takes so long!β ββ
βββ βYeah, you gotta find a safe time to do it.β ββ βββ βBut it works better on his beastβ ββ ββ βphase than his human phase.β ββ βββ βJulia, you can’t expect to winβ ββ ββ βthe fight on your third attempt.β ββ βββ βThat was so close.β ββ
βββ βYour expectations are crazy.β ββ βββ βI was so close.β ββ βββ βYou did great.β ββ βββ βYou can’t feel down onβ ββ ββ βyourself for doing great.β ββ βββ βHow cool would that have been?β ββ βββ βOn such a hard fight.β ββ
βββ βI’m less upset that I lost β ββ ββ βand more upset that I diedβ ββ βββ βin a tree tryingβ ββ ββ βto turn on a music box.β ββ βββ βIt seems like a pathetic way to die.β ββ βββ βLet me in.β ββ βββ βYou should kill those boys.β ββ
βββ βI know.β ββ βββ βI always go down here β ββ ββ βto make sure they’reβ ββ βββ βin a good cycle, I can see.β ββ βββ βIt’s a good call.β ββ βββ β(quietly) Oh, God.β ββ
βββ βI do want to say you were killing itβ ββ ββ βon the dodge in game in that last fight.β ββ βββ βThe sideways dodging was exactly whatβ ββ βββ βI was hoping to see.β ββ
βββ βI’ve seen lots of people in chatβ ββ ββ βsaying that they spent days on this boss.β ββ βββ βHe just feels very like tit for tat.β ββ βββ βI don’t know what that means.β ββ βββ βLike, he swings, so you have to dodge.β ββ
βββ βSo it’s like dodge, hit,β ββ ββ βdodge, hit, dodge, hit.β ββ βββ βI would say most of theβ ββ ββ βbosses are dodge hit.β ββ βββ βAnd– if you really think about it.β ββ βββ βYeah, but it’s notβ ββ ββ βlike multiple dodgesβ ββ
βββ βor waiting for a phase orβ ββ ββ βtrying to read the phase.β ββ βββ βThere’s not like much reading ofβ ββ ββ βhis patterns that you have to do.β ββ βββ βYou’re going to makeβ ββ ββ βthe people in chatβ ββ
βββ βfeel bad that it took fourβ ββ ββ βdays to beat this boss.β ββ βββ βWell, I don’t mean that in that way.β ββ βββ βJulia’s like, “Actually,β ββ βββ βhe’s incredibly simple.”β ββ βββ β”Simply dodge and hit.”β ββ βββ βSips champagne.β ββ
βββ β”Some bosses areβ ββ ββ βdodge, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit.”β ββ βββ βThat’s very true.β ββ βββ βNo.β ββ βββ βBut you got some vials out of the deal.β ββ βββ βYeah, I’m at a net zero.β ββ βββ βYou remember net zero?β ββ
βββ βIs that the one withβ¦ β ββ ββ βno, that’s The Net.β ββ βββ βI’m thinking of β ββ ββ βSandra Bullock where sheβ¦β ββ βββ βfinds a virus in the gameβ ββ ββ βDoom by hitting escape.β ββ βββ βI’m talking about a Net browser.β ββ
βββ βNot a movie with Sandra Bullock.β ββ βββ βWhere she’s a counter hacker?β ββ βββ βI’m talking about an internet provider.β ββ βββ βYeah, dial up.β ββ βββ βHas anybody seen The Net?β ββ βββ βFuck you, Gascoigne.β ββ βββ βNice parry.β ββ βββ βWhat?β ββ
βββ βI dodged forward, but Iβ ββ ββ βthink because I dodged into himβ ββ βββ βas he was goingβ ββ ββ βforward, it pushed me forward.β ββ βββ βDoesn’t even do that much damage.β ββ βββ βIt’s just annoying.β ββ βββ βHealing my ass.β ββ βββ βTwo good parries.β ββ βββ βNo.β ββ
βββ βShe’s cracked!β ββ βββ βShe’s cracked out of her mind!β ββ βββ βWhat was that, like four tries?β ββ βββ βYeah, that was four.β ββ βββ βThat’s insane.β ββ βββ βThat’s absolutely crazy.β ββ βββ βI want to do the thing.β ββ βββ βLet me do the–β ββ
βββ βLet me do the thing.β ββ βββ βYay!β ββ βββ βShe’s shaking off the cape!β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βDamn, that was stressful.β ββ βββ βYeah, especially at the end.β ββ ββ β-For me.β ββ βββ βBut I was tryingβ¦β ββ
βββ βI knew the tree wasβ ββ ββ βthere, and I was trying to justβ ββ βββ βget a distance behindβ ββ ββ βthe tree between him.β ββ βββ βAnd me, so I could use the tree to, like,β ββ ββ βtake some of those hits so I could heal.β ββ βββ βYeah, yeah.β ββ
βββ βBut, I kept hitting a tombstone!β ββ βββ βHi.β ββ βββ βThere’s a lot of tombstonesβ ββ ββ βin there, it’s a graveyard.β ββ βββ βThank you.β ββ βββ βOh, you’re right.β ββ βββ ββͺ Pump, pump, pump it up. βͺβ ββ βββ ββͺ Pump that shit right up. βͺβ ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ
βββ βUhm, Yeah, I’ll talk.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βGoodbye.β ββ βββ βGet some blood vials?β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βOrβ¦β ββ βββ βMore armor.β ββ βββ βAttire!β ββ βββ βYou could get the shirtβ ββ ββ βand then get blood vials.β ββ βββ βI should probably focus on likeβ¦β ββ
βββ βSurviving.β ββ βββ βNo.β ββ βββ βbecause you’ll find more blood vialsβ ββ βββ βyou’re not in a boss fight anymore.β ββ βββ β-That’s true.β ββ ββ βyou’re not in a boss fight anymore.β ββ βββ β-That’s true.β ββ βββ βGet the shirt.β ββ βββ βI’ll get the shirt.β ββ
βββ βGet the gloves.β ββ βββ βGet the gloves?β ββ βββ βGet the shirt, get the gloves.β ββ βββ βGet the boots.β ββ βββ βGet the boots.β ββ βββ βGet the boots.β ββ βββ βAnd then don’t buy any blood vials.β ββ βββ βThat shit is boring.β ββ
βββ βOh yeah, you should repair your weapon.β ββ βββ βThat’s a good point, chat.β ββ βββ βI forgot about that.β ββ βββ βLook at how much cooler you look now.β ββ βββ βWith your little danglers.β ββ βββ βOh, I have like the Abhorsen bandolier.β ββ βββ βYeah, kind of.β ββ
βββ β”You’ve been late forβ ββ ββ βclass for the final time.”β ββ βββ β”Timeβ¦ for physics.”β ββ βββ βAre you back yet?β ββ βββ βAnd now you got more,β ββ ββ βa longer tassel to, or longerβ¦β ββ βββ βtails to slapβ ββ βββ β[gasp]β ββ βββ βwhen you slap your tails.β ββ
βββ βOh my God, you’re so right.β ββ βββ βOh, you have no cape, no slap.β ββ βββ βI thought it would slap your coat,β ββ ββ βbut you gotta have a cape, I guess.β ββ βββ βThat’s so upsetting.β ββ βββ βI had enough for that.β ββ βββ βThat’s great.β ββ
βββ βDo you see the ads areβ ββ ββ βabout to start in two minutes?β ββ βββ βShould we run those now?β ββ βββ βYeah, let’s do that.β ββ βββ βOkie dokie.β ββ βββ βThree minutes of that startingβ¦β ββ βββ βI don’t know.β ββ βββ βI would say now, but we never know.β ββ
βββ βThey’re going to start hereβ ββ ββ βin a moment at some point.β ββ βββ βThey’re going to start here in a moment.β ββ βββ βSomeone saidβ¦β ββ βββ βOh, it’s nineteen nineteen.β ββ βββ β-Overtime!β ββ ββ βAre we in overtime?β ββ βββ βHoly moly.β ββ βββ βHoly moly.β ββ
βββ βThat’s a tense game.β ββ βββ βSomeone said they wereβ ββ ββ βplaying Dark Souls III for the first timeβ ββ βββ βas a pyromancer, askingβ ββ ββ βwhat they should be leveling up.β ββ βββ βI don’t remember.β ββ βββ βI didn’t playβ¦ I mean, Iβ¦β ββ
βββ βI beat Dark Souls 3 but never β ββ ββ βall the dlc, I don’t rememberβ¦β ββ βββ βwhat all stats are in that game.β ββ βββ βNormally the rule of thumbβ ββ ββ βfor any of these games isβ ββ βββ βLevel up whatever stat gives you HPβ ββ
βββ βas a primary focus.β ββ βββ βAnd then whatever stat gives you moreβ ββ ββ βdamage,β ββ βββ βlevel that one up a lot as well.β ββ βββ βAnd then,β ββ βββ βyou know, a little bitβ ββ ββ βinto whatever gives you stamina.β ββ βββ βAnd you should be good.β ββ
βββ βLevel intelligence and faithβ ββ ββ βequally for pyro damage.β ββ βββ βYeah, that does makeβ ββ ββ βpyro a little tough in Dark Souls 3β ββ βββ βbecause you got to level two stats for it.β ββ βββ βAm I on Laxasia in Lies of P?β ββ βββ βI am not.β ββ
βββ βBut I think I’m close.β ββ βββ βI don’t remember who you are on.β ββ βββ βI’m like, I’m likeβ ββ ββ βliterally about to go–β ββ βββ βOh, I’m on the fuckingβ ββ ββ βblack rabbit brotherhood.β ββ βββ βSecond fight.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ
βββ βAnd I haven’t played in a while β ββ ββ βbecause the PS5 is in hereβ ββ βββ βand not in the other room.β ββ βββ βAnd I don’t feel likeβ ββ ββ βmoving it back and forth.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βYes, Olive’s i-inβ ββ βββ βprimo position.β ββ
βββ βShe is really laying out.β ββ βββ β”Any Sekiro love?”β ββ βββ βYeah, I love Sekiro.β ββ βββ βTalked about it lastβ ββ ββ βBloodborne stream, I think.β ββ βββ βGood morning.β ββ βββ βI think it’s so much fun to play.β ββ βββ βMaybe even the most fun to play.β ββ
βββ βFrom a pure like gameplayβ ββ ββ βfeel perspective for me.β ββ βββ βI did play it on here andβ¦β ββ βββ βdo some fucked up things with mods.β ββ βββ βYeah, Shaggiro.β ββ βββ βI’m excited to see what boss inβ ββ ββ βBloodborne will be myβ¦β ββ βββ βBwoodborne.β ββ
βββ βWho’s the guy that I hated?β ββ βββ βIn Dark Souls?β ββ βββ βNito?β ββ βββ βNito.β ββ βββ βI’m excited to see whoβ ββ ββ βthat is for me in this game.β ββ βββ βCause there are some bossesβ ββ ββ βthat people hate that I think are fine.β ββ
βββ βAnd then there’s some bossesβ ββ ββ βthat I despise that are like beloved.β ββ βββ βAnd I just can’t, I’m notβ ββ ββ βgood at fighting them.β ββ βββ βWell, I think it’s worth notingβ ββ βββ βnobody hates Gascoigne.β ββ
βββ βMost people thinkβ ββ ββ βGascoigne is a good boss fight.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βHe’s just hard, butβ ββ ββ βhe’s like fun and fair.β ββ βββ βI mostly meant that inβ ββ ββ βcomparison to Nito.β ββ βββ βNobody likes Nito.β ββ βββ βNito is not a fun fight.β ββ
βββ βHe’s almost universally reviled.β ββ βββ βI thought people liked Nito.β ββ βββ βNo, people do not.β ββ βββ βPeople like how he looks.β ββ βββ βRight.β ββ βββ βPeople do not like that fight.β ββ βββ βIt’s not fun.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βI didn’t realize.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ
βββ βSomebody asked if I thinkβ ββ ββ βI’ll ever try Lies of P again.β ββ βββ βYou must not have beenβ ββ ββ βhere forty-five seconds ago.β ββ βββ βwhen I was talking aboutβ ββ ββ βhow I’ve been playing it a ton latelyβ ββ βββ βand that I’mβ¦β ββ
βββ βJust not on stream.β ββ βββ βI’m very deep into theβ ββ ββ βgame, just not on stream.β ββ βββ β(laughing) “You must not have been hereβ ββ ββ βforty-five seconds ago.”β ββ βββ βOh, there were ads.β ββ βββ βSorry, sorry, sorry.β ββ
βββ βI didn’t mean that toβ ββ ββ βsound as savage as it did.β ββ βββ βSometimes Jacob justβ ββ ββ βhas a tone that is savage.β ββ βββ βAnd he doesn’t mean it that way.β ββ βββ βNo!β ββ βββ βSorry I was saying “no” β ββ ββ βto the football score.β ββ
βββ βI apologize to that chatter, β ββ ββ βI was not trying toβ¦β ββ βββ βto be rude to you.β ββ βββ βHe’s taking a nap.β ββ βββ βBut I am playing it and enjoying it.β ββ βββ βAll right, going back.β ββ
βββ βIt’s an issue because I likeβ ββ ββ βto be biting and sarcastic.β ββ βββ βIt’s like one of myβ¦β ββ βββ βYou might sayβ ββ ββ βsarcasm is like my second language.β ββ βββ βI mean, the thing thatβ ββ ββ βmakes Jacob funny,β ββ
βββ βand the reason why the thingsβ ββ ββ βthat Jacob says is funny isβ¦β ββ βββ βpartially because of like,β ββ βββ βhis skill with timing, butβ ββ βββ βit’s also just the way that you speakβ ββ βββ βmakes a line so much funnier.β ββ βββ βBut that strengthβ ββ
βββ βalso lends itself to saying somethingβ ββ βββ βwhere immediately you’re like,β ββ βββ β”Damnβ¦ Okay.”β ββ βββ βAnd you have to be like, β ββ ββ β”I didn’t mean itβ ββ βββ βas horribly as it just came out.”β ββ βββ βI’ve had to learn thatβ ββ ββ βover time about myself.β ββ
βββ βWait, I wanted toβ¦β ββ βββ βGo to the Josefka.β ββ βββ βOh, we got raided.β ββ βββ βThank you.β ββ βββ βTo the Raiders.β ββ βββ βMoonsDancer.β ββ βββ ββͺ Moons Dancer. βͺβ ββ βββ βThanks for the raid.β ββ βββ βAlso Taco Tuesday raided as well.β ββ βββ βNice.β ββ
βββ βThank you both for the raids. β ββ ββ βAppreciate it.β ββ βββ βThank you.β ββ βββ βGuys, I watched The Mummy Returnsβ ββ ββ βthe other day while I was working.β ββ βββ βAndβ¦β ββ βββ βone of my favorite momentsβ ββ βββ βin that movie,β ββ
βββ βand this is such a specific pull,β ββ βββ βbut when the Scorpion King comes out,β ββ βββ βspoilers for this movie that cameβ ββ ββ βout in like, 2002 or something,β ββ βββ βthe Scorpion King comes outβ ββ
βββ βand they throw the spearβ ββ ββ βand it goes into him andβ¦β ββ βββ βImhotep’s there and Imhotepβ ββ ββ βruns in from off screen and it’s likeβ ββ βββ βtwo beats too long.β ββ
βββ βIt’s like the scorpion king gets hit β ββ ββ βwith the spear and he’s like [grunt]β ββ βββ βAnd then Imhotep comes inβ ββ ββ βfrom the side and goes,β ββ βββ β”No!”β ββ βββ βAnd it is so funny.β ββ βββ βAnd it lives in my brain.β ββ
βββ βI showed you that scene.β ββ βββ βYou’ve shown me that scene.β ββ βββ βYeah, it’s so funny.β ββ βββ βIt is honestly just a few secondsβ ββ ββ βtoo long and it cracks me up.β ββ βββ β”I’ve talked about that scene before.”β ββ βββ βYeah, good.β ββ βββ βJulia hasβ¦β ββ
βββ βSorry.β ββ βββ β”Not even now that my face is revealed.”β ββ βββ βWhat do I do?β ββ βββ βLeave.β ββ βββ βOh.β ββ βββ βAnd don’t forget to put your hat back on.β ββ βββ βRight.β ββ βββ βI’m sorry, what were you gonna say?β ββ
βββ βI was going to sayβ ββ ββ βyou have several things like thatβ ββ βββ βthat live in your brain permanently.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βAnd you’ll just like bring them up.β ββ βββ βrepeatedly just throughout.β ββ
βββ βIt’s almost like there’s like a yearly,β ββ ββ βlike the time of year comes around.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βAnd it’s like timeβ ββ ββ βfor Julia to tell youβ ββ βββ βabout the scene fromβ ββ ββ βThe Mummy Returns again.β ββ
βββ βWell, how about the line β ββ ββ βthat I just showed youβ¦β ββ βββ βfrom Gundam Wing?β ββ βββ βWhereβ¦β ββ βββ βHeavy Arms Gundam is at a convention.β ββ βββ βHe’s at the circus.β ββ βββ βOh, he’s at the circus.β ββ
βββ βAnd they pull back the curtain,β ββ ββ βand you hear the crowdβ ββ βββ βgoing, “Wow,β ββ βββ βThat’s a nice lookingβ ββ ββ βGundam if I’ve ever seen one.”β ββ βββ βAnd what was the other line he says?β ββ βββ β”It’s starting to scare me.”β ββ
βββ β”It’s starting to scare me.”β ββ βββ βSo do I go back to talk to that lady?β ββ βββ βOr is that a thing I do later?β ββ βββ βYeah, later.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βI guess I need like an itemβ ββ ββ βto show her or something.β ββ
βββ βI know I’m supposed to open that.β ββ βββ βOkay, there’s nothing.β ββ βββ βGo back.β ββ βββ βGo back.β ββ βββ βGo back.β ββ βββ βThis way?β ββ βββ βNo, the way you just were.β ββ βββ βOh.β ββ βββ βYou didn’t look at something.β ββ βββ βIs it this ledge?β ββ
βββ β-Oh.β ββ ββ βYes.β ββ βββ βOh, what is this?β ββ βββ βOh, that fortifies weapons.β ββ βββ βWell, I don’t know if you recallβ¦β ββ βββ βthat this was an item β ββ ββ βyou were looking for.β ββ βββ βOr the child, right?β ββ βββ βYes.β ββ βββ βYeah, yeah, yeah.β ββ
βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βSo I’m guessing becauseβ ββ ββ βGascoigne was here.β ββ βββ βWhere was that kid?β ββ βββ βThat way.β ββ βββ βLet’s go that way.β ββ βββ βGoodbye.β ββ βββ ββͺ I have bad news about βͺβ ββ ββ ββͺ your mom and your dad. βͺβ ββ
βββ ββͺ Your mom was dead on a βͺβ ββ ββ ββͺ roof and your dad, I killed him. βͺβ ββ βββ βWhoopsie.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βThis might be kind of a roughβ ββ ββ βway to get back to that child.β ββ βββ βNo, it’s fine.β ββ
βββ βYeah, taste the i-frames.β ββ βββ βI hate you.β ββ βββ βI hate you.β ββ βββ βI hate you.β ββ βββ βDon’t say that to Alan Brickman.β ββ βββ βThank you for the blood vials.β ββ βββ βHe gave you two blood vials.β ββ βββ βFor free.β ββ βββ βThat’s true.β ββ
βββ βThank you for the blood vials.β ββ βββ βIt did come with a price.β ββ βββ βHis life.β ββ βββ βThey just, like, chatting?β ββ βββ βOh!β ββ βββ βOh God.β ββ βββ βOh no.β ββ βββ βBrutal.β ββ βββ βMe and my best friend.β ββ
βββ βWe lived together and we died together.β ββ βββ βSorry dudes.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βGonna call this down.β ββ βββ β”Double boy kill.” Yeah!β ββ βββ βI forgot about double boy kill.β ββ βββ β-Double boy kill.β ββ ββ βI forgot about double boy kill.β ββ
βββ βThat was a Dark Douls classic.β ββ βββ βYeah, the dorms in that one.β ββ βββ βAnd here’s a couple blood bags for you.β ββ βββ βOh my God I hit the–β ββ βββ β”Those boys were definitely gay.”β ββ βββ βListen, just because you see two menβ ββ
βββ βstanding next to each otherβ ββ ββ βdoesn’t mean they’re gay.β ββ βββ βMen can be friends.β ββ βββ βTwo men are allowed toβ ββ ββ βstand next to each other.β ββ βββ βThey can be bi.β ββ βββ βThey can be straight.β ββ βββ βThey can be ace.β ββ
βββ βAce is the place, I hear.β ββ βββ β-You need to ask the two men.β ββ ββ βAce is the place, I hear.β ββ βββ β-You need to ask the two men.β ββ βββ βWe can’t just beβ ββ ββ βassigning strangers things.β ββ
βββ βWalk up to two men you seeβ ββ ββ βand say, hey, y’all gay or what?β ββ βββ βI mean you’re standing next to each other.β ββ βββ βThat’s pretty gay.β ββ βββ βThat’s pretty gay.β ββ βββ βYou’re like circling backβ ββ ββ βaround to being homophobic.β ββ
βββ β”Why are you standing next to guys?”β ββ βββ βAlright, where’s this boy?β ββ βββ βThrough there or up here?β ββ βββ βWhat the hell is that?β ββ βββ βYou all right?β ββ βββ βThanks for the tips.β ββ βββ βThat guy kind of sounds like Doig.β ββ
βββ βA little bit, actually, yeah.β ββ βββ βYou’re not wrong.β ββ βββ βNot like exactly the same tone, but theβ ββ ββ βsame sort of like soft manner of speaking.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βAnd like similar accent.β ββ βββ βThis doesn’t seem like the way.β ββ
βββ βI think the boy’s like in that direction.β ββ βββ βThat dude is sick, Doig.β ββ βββ βI think Doigβ¦ is watching.β ββ βββ βIs this true?β ββ βββ β”Doig, do you need a Tums?”β ββ βββ βYou would do that too if someoneβ ββ ββ βran through your dark house.β ββ
βββ βI gotta go throughβ ββ ββ βDogβ¦β ββ βββ βDog hell, I think.β ββ βββ βThe Lords of Dogtown?β ββ βββ βGet these dogs out of here.β ββ βββ βI feel like if I were the peopleβ ββ ββ βthat lived in this house,β ββ βββ βI’d be pretty pissed to have likeβ ββ
βββ βjust crates and crates of dogsβ ββ βββ βright outside my front door.β ββ βββ βI remember that this areaβ ββ ββ βright here is like a placeβ ββ βββ βwhere you can learn to do like aβ ββ ββ βskip,β ββ βββ βlike a speed running skip.β ββ
βββ βShould I attempt it?β ββ βββ βI don’t remember the order of operations.β ββ βββ βI learned how to do it, andβ ββ ββ βI managed to successfully do it, like,β ββ βββ βone time after, like,β ββ
βββ β-This is a lady who wants to be safe.β ββ ββ βone time after, like,β ββ βββ β-This is a lady who wants to be safe.β ββ βββ βfifty tries.β ββ βββ βThat’s the house.β ββ βββ βAnd I gained a new respect,β ββ βββ βfor speed runners.β ββ
βββ βIs it through the house?β ββ βββ βI don’t remember whereβ ββ ββ βhe is, to be honest with you.β ββ βββ β”They patched it years ago.”β ββ βββ βWell, it was years ago that I did it.β ββ βββ βMm-mm.β ββ βββ βWe’re looking for the little boy.β ββ
βββ βWhere do I find the boy?β ββ βββ β”Through bridge.”β ββ βββ β”It was back where youβ ββ ββ βbeat those two brick boys.β ββ βββ βThere was a ladder by themβ ββ ββ βand that’s where the child is.”β ββ βββ βOkay, thank you.β ββ βββ βAppreciate it.β ββ
βββ βSomeone’s saying “Touchdown.”β ββ βββ βWhat?β ββ βββ βWhat?β ββ βββ βFor real?β ββ βββ βOh My godβ ββ βββ βOh, my God.β ββ βββ βOh, my God.β ββ βββ βThat’s so exciting.β ββ βββ βSo the Chiefs are back in the lead.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βMan, this game’s crazy.β ββ
βββ βYeah, this game’s wild.β ββ βββ βWe shouldn’t have streamed tonight.β ββ ββ βWe should have been watching this game.β ββ βββ βOh, Arctur said, β ββ ββ β”Yeah, I’m in Kansas City.β ββ βββ βShit just went crazy.”β ββ βββ βYeah, I bet.β ββ βββ β”Chiefs win.”β ββ βββ βThat’s it?β ββ
βββ βWow.β ββ βββ βI love that.β ββ βββ βVote Biden.β ββ βββ βI’m kidding.β ββ βββ βVote whoever you want.β ββ βββ βButβ¦β ββ βββ βI’ve been obsessed with the conspiracyβ ββ ββ βtheory that Taylor Swift is a plant.β ββ βββ βBy Biden.β ββ
βββ βBiden got Taylor Swiftβ ββ ββ βto date Travis Kelsey,β ββ βββ βtoβ¦ get the Chiefs to the Super Bowl toβ¦β ββ βββ βquestion mark, β ββ ββ βquestion mark, question markβ ββ βββ βI’m not sure what the end result is.β ββ
βββ βWell the republicans areβ ββ ββ βlike, “Taylor Swift is tryingβ ββ βββ β”to tell people to voteβ ββ ββ βand she’s a democrat”β ββ βββ βso obviously she’s in biden’s pocket”β ββ βββ βeven though she never β ββ ββ βtold anyone how to voteβ ββ βββ βin any form.β ββ
βββ βBut the Republicans areβ ββ ββ βterrified of young peopleβ ββ βββ βshowing up to vote,β ββ βββ βbecause they’ll fucking lose.β ββ βββ βOkay, the two boys wereβ ββ ββ βdown there, they’re dead now.β ββ βββ βSo then where’s the boy?β ββ βββ βWhere’s the boy?β ββ
βββ βSomeone said theyβ ββ ββ βvoted for the first time today,β ββ βββ βand it was partlyβ ββ ββ βbecause of you, Julia.β ββ βββ βOh, thank you so much.β ββ βββ βI really appreciate that.β ββ βββ β-That’s very nice.β ββ ββ βI really appreciate that.β ββ βββ β”Through the houseβ ββ
βββ β-Through the house?β ββ ββ βon the other side of the square.”β ββ βββ βon the other side of the square.”β ββ βββ β”A ladder beside boy pit.”β ββ βββ βDoes itβ¦ go up?β ββ βββ β”Behind the guy that β ββ ββ βbangs on the big door.”β ββ
βββ β”It was a little girl, I thought.”β ββ βββ βI always thought it was a little boy.β ββ βββ βIt’s a little girl.β ββ βββ βThe music box says somethingβ ββ ββ βabout it being a little girl.β ββ βββ βOh.β ββ βββ βI’m stupid.β ββ βββ βOkay, the house.β ββ
βββ βGo through the werewolves β ββ ββ βon the bridge, and left.”β ββ βββ βWhat? I don’t want to go β ββ ββ βthrough the werewolves.β ββ βββ βSo I guess you got to go up β ββ ββ βto werewolf bridge.β ββ βββ βAs you ignore me completely?β ββ
βββ βI’m not ignoring you.β ββ βββ βI’m making a faceβ ββ ββ βbecause I don’t want to do it.β ββ βββ βWell, you can’t get toβ ββ ββ βWerewolf Bridge this way.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βYou gotta go through the dark house.β ββ βββ βI hate dark house.β ββ
βββ βBut not anymore!β ββ βββ βIt’s a lit house now.β ββ βββ βAnyway, yes, I’ve been obsessedβ ββ ββ βwith that conspiracy theory.β ββ βββ βCan you like calm down?β ββ βββ βThat was just insulting.β ββ βββ βI’m sorry.β ββ βββ β”It’s next to the fountain.”β ββ βββ βOh, the fountain.β ββ
βββ βThose are the werewolves.β ββ βββ βSo past the werewolves.β ββ βββ βOkay, and then what direction?β ββ βββ βI don’t know.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ β”Through bridge, past wolves, atβ ββ ββ βthe courtyard behind the main street.”β ββ βββ βThis way?β ββ
βββ βI think this is the area that it would be.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βThat’sβ¦β ββ βββ βOh god.β ββ βββ βDamn that wolf followed youβ ββ ββ βall the way over here, huh?β ββ βββ βI think they’re on the other side.β ββ
βββ βOkay, I know where they are, I think.β ββ βββ βThese are the laughing people.β ββ βββ βOh no, this is the laughing people,β ββ ββ βwhich means they’re on the other side.β ββ βββ βPeople are saying it’s right there.β ββ βββ β”You went past it.”β ββ
βββ β-Noβ ββ ββ β”You walked past it.”β ββ βββ β-Noβ ββ βββ βThis werewolf won’t leave me alone.β ββ βββ βThere it is.β ββ βββ βThere it is.β ββ βββ βI would– kill this werewolf though first.β ββ βββ βOr else he’s going to fuck you up.β ββ
βββ βOkay yeah, you beβ ββ ββ βa good girl, that’s fine.β ββ βββ β-Is there a second one?β ββ ββ βThere we go.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βNo, it’s only one.β ββ βββ βGive me this.β ββ ββ β[indistinct growling]β ββ βββ β[indistinct growling]β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ
βββ βI definitely hear a second.β ββ βββ βWhy you both follow me?β ββ βββ βHe seems to be stuck on the fence,β ββ ββ βso you might be able to ignore him.β ββ βββ βNever mind.β ββ βββ βJerk.β ββ βββ βThanks.β ββ βββ βThree vials, though.β ββ βββ βLove that from me.β ββ
βββ βHey, anyway, sorry about that.β ββ βββ βI think I helped.β ββ βββ βIt’s sort of just a sad story.β ββ βββ βUh, where you don’t do anything β ββ ββ βto help anyone.β ββ βββ βWhy is that glowing?β ββ βββ βLet’s go see.β ββ βββ βThere’s people in there.β ββ
βββ βPretty sure you’ve talked toβ ββ ββ βthem already, butβ¦β ββ βββ βOh my god.β ββ βββ βHey!β ββ βββ βDude’s got a big brick!β ββ βββ βHe does have a big brick.β ββ βββ βOh, you coward.β ββ βββ βYeah, yeah.β ββ βββ βThat’s alright.β ββ
βββ βYeah, conspiracy theories alwaysβ ββ ββ βrequire people to be moreβ¦β ββ βββ βcooperative thanβ ββ ββ βI think people actually are.β ββ βββ β-You know what I mean?β ββ ββ βThan they’ve ever been in human history.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ
βββ βAll right, well, I’mβ ββ ββ βglad I came down here.β ββ βββ βOkay, now you should find a lantern.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βAnd go forwards.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βOlive, you’ve beenβ ββ ββ βlaying here for so long.β ββ βββ βYeah, I’m surprised.β ββ
βββ βThe whole stream you’ve been laying here.β ββ βββ βOlive has not been very lappy latelyβ ββ βββ βbecause she hasn’t been feeling well.β ββ βββ ββͺ This is not the way. βͺβ ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ ββ¦ on the town squad, whatever.β ββ βββ βAt least the wolves are dead.β ββ
βββ βyou can go down to dark houseβ ββ βββ βor you just go all the way β ββ ββ βdown the bridge, can’t you.β ββ βββ βOh, I can go down theβ ββ ββ βbridge, yeah, you’re right.β ββ βββ βI forgot that there was one over here.β ββ
βββ βShe’s my sweet little buddy.β ββ βββ βDid you bet with your grandma?β ββ βββ βNo, we didn’t bet.β ββ βββ βOh, that’s good.β ββ βββ βThink you can squeezeβ ββ ββ βa level up out of it?β ββ βββ βThat’s what I’m hoping.β ββ
βββ βNot quite, but you do have β ββ ββ βsome items if you wannaβ¦β ββ βββ βcrush a thing and get a level.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βIt’s the Coldblood Dew.β ββ βββ βCold Blood Dew, that’s what it’s called.β ββ βββ βCold Blood Dew.β ββ βββ βHow much is this?β ββ
βββ βJust use one andβ¦β ββ βββ β-Find out?β ββ ββ βIt’ll tell you, yeah.β ββ βββ βOh, I think that’s enough.β ββ βββ βYeah, that’ll do it.β ββ βββ βYou probably can’t hear her,β ββ ββ βbut she’s making such sad littleβ¦β ββ βββ βlittle [snore]β ββ βββ βThank you.β ββ
βββ βI can buy oneβ¦ flask.β ββ βββ βI don’t guess you can afford the gloves.β ββ βββ βNo, I was just thinkingβ ββ ββ βthat’s five hundred.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βNow we go to Tomb of Oedon.β ββ βββ βAnd then I go up the–β ββ βββ βOh, I love Udon.β ββ
βββ βTomb of Udon.β ββ βββ βKitsune Udon, for some reason.β ββ βββ βSuch a comfort to me.β ββ βββ βWhat do you mean for some reason?β ββ βββ βIt’s just delicious.β ββ βββ βIt’s just like, yeah, yeah.β ββ βββ βIt’s a tasty little treat.β ββ βββ βSo I go up here.β ββ
βββ βThrough the doer.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βSorry, I was laughingβ ββ ββ βbecause someone askedβ ββ βββ βif you wanted a bookβ ββ ββ βrecommendation in the chat.β ββ βββ βAnd I loveβ¦ we’ll getβ ββ ββ βemails like this too.β ββ
βββ βAnd it’s like, “Hey, I haveβ ββ ββ βan episode suggestion.β ββ βββ βEmail me back if youβ ββ ββ βwant to know what it is.”β ββ βββ βAnd I’m like, “Don’t make me do the work.”β ββ βββ βIt’s like, if you want me β ββ ββ βto have a recommendation,β ββ
βββ βjust toss it in there.β ββ βββ βMaybe I’ll see it.β ββ βββ βJust like, whyβ¦β ββ βββ βW-Why does this require a back and forth?β ββ βββ β-The prefice?β ββ ββ βW-Why does this require a back and forth?β ββ
βββ βMy favorite emails we’ve β ββ ββ βbeen getting lately are fromβ¦β ββ βββ β”Fiji Water,” and “Dasani,” and “Gucci.”β ββ βββ βYeah, we’re moving up inβ ββ ββ βthe world, you might say.β ββ βββ βAnd it’s like, please confirmβ ββ ββ βyour email address for cooperation.β ββ βββ βAnd I’m like,β ββ
βββ β”No, I’m not gonna.”β ββ βββ βSorry.β ββ βββ βThis place is cool.β ββ βββ βOh, look at that ceiling.β ββ βββ βKind of looks like the ceiling of thatβ ββ ββ βhouse we went to around Christmas time.β ββ βββ βYeah, it does.β ββ βββ βThat place is cool.β ββ
βββ β”Gucci Drawfee episode.”β ββ βββ βYeah, we’re getting a Gucci sponsorship.β ββ βββ βSpider, huh?β ββ βββ βAlso, my joking complaint–β ββ βββ βOh, we have a chair like this now.β ββ βββ βCaptain’s chair.β ββ βββ βWhat do you mean you needβ ββ ββ βme to read the name of the wind?β ββ
βββ βYou think I haven’t readβ ββ ββ βthe name of the wind?β ββ βββ βYou think I haven’t readβ ββ ββ βthe name of the wind?β ββ βββ βI, uh, by the way, I didβ ββ ββ βnot mean to, like,β ββ βββ βcome at that person who saidβ ββ
βββ βthat they had a blood sug– bloodβ¦β ββ βββ βA blood suggestion?β ββ βββ βA book suggestion for Jacob.β ββ βββ βIt’s just likeβ¦β ββ βββ βIt’s a way to initiate β ββ ββ βa conversation that like,β ββ βββ βjust for some reason makes me laugh.β ββ βββ β”A blood suggestion.”β ββ
βββ βI’m doing it.β ββ βββ βI defeated Gascoigneβ ββ ββ βand now I’m like gone.β ββ βββ β”Hey, could I make a blood suggestion?”β ββ βββ β”Email me back if you want to know more.”β ββ βββ β(Lem voice) “Why won’t this open?”β ββ βββ β”I better stick my face in first.”β ββ
βββ βThere’s literally bells ringing outsideβ ββ ββ βin real life right now and in the game.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βThere’s a little friend in here with you.β ββ βββ βA lovely friend.β ββ βββ βHow are ya?β ββ βββ βboomers when you talkβ ββ ββ βto them about the news.β ββ
βββ βOh, I like you, friend.β ββ βββ βWere you paying attention to what he said?β ββ βββ βSomething about incense.β ββ βββ βJesus.β ββ βββ βHe literally said to youβ ββ ββ βexplicitly, if you see anyoneβ ββ
βββ βlooking for a safe place to go,β ββ ββ βplease tell them to come here.β ββ βββ βThis is a safe place they can go.β ββ βββ βThis place is safe because of the incense.β ββ βββ βAnd you can tell them to go hereβ ββ
βββ βbecause it’s safe here β ββ ββ βif you tell them to come here.β ββ βββ βThen you’re like,β ββ ββ β”Eh, I wasn’t listening, anyway.”β ββ βββ βThank you.β ββ βββ βShould I go tell that person beforeβ ββ ββ βwe continue or should we end it here?β ββ
βββ βUh, let’s see.β ββ βββ βI guess it’s eleven.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βYou could go do thatβ ββ ββ βas like the last thing.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βUh, yeah.β ββ βββ βAnd I think they were, like,β ββ βββ βright outside β ββ ββ βof the boathouse place, right?β ββ
βββ βUhβ¦β ββ βββ βNot Great Bridge.β ββ βββ βTomb?β ββ βββ βAm I going to the tomb?β ββ βββ βI’m trying to think of what wouldβ ββ ββ βbe the best way to get there.β ββ βββ βBecause if they’re by the boathouse.β ββ βββ βI think tomb is the best, yeah.β ββ
βββ βYeah, then you goβ¦β ββ βββ βAnd you go backwards.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ β”Across the dog bridge.” Yeah.β ββ βββ βTomb of Oedon.β ββ βββ βWas this place always so green?β ββ βββ βI don’t know, was it?β ββ βββ βYou tell me.β ββ
βββ βI love all the like set design–β ββ βββ βI guess it’s not set design,β ββ ββ βenvironmental design, in this gameβ ββ βββ βYeah it’sβ¦ fantasticβ ββ βββ βI like how he just does that.β ββ βββ βLike,β ββ βββ βnot even as a response to you.β ββ βββ βRight.β ββ
βββ βHe’s just like, β ββ ββ β”I’m gonna kill all those guys.”β ββ βββ βWhy do I get caught with that every time?β ββ βββ β(Like Sonic) “You’re too slow.”β ββ βββ βThe move is so different.β ββ βββ βYeah, I mean, he comes faster with it.β ββ βββ βI shouldn’t say that.β ββ
βββ βOkay, I gotta go across the bridge.β ββ βββ βYou’ve never been down that ladder either.β ββ βββ βShould I go down the ladder?β ββ βββ βIt’s just a place you haven’t been.β ββ βββ βSince we’re at time, I’ll go this way.β ββ βββ βWhere’s his boyfriend?β ββ βββ βNo.β ββ
βββ βHe’s down there.β ββ βββ βYippee!β ββ βββ βYippee!β ββ βββ βDog bridge.β ββ βββ βI think we go up, uppus.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βWe do uppies.β ββ βββ βThen we go left and then left.β ββ βββ βYeah, and then lefties.β ββ βββ βDown.β ββ
βββ βHe’s straight now, frowny face.β ββ βββ βNot allowed to stand next to another man.β ββ βββ β”Only accidentally catchingβ ββ ββ βthe last couple of minutes.β ββ βββ βCan anyone tell me if Juliaβ ββ ββ βgot to any bosses this stream?”β ββ βββ βWe mostly just talked aboutβ¦β ββ
βββ βBlood Suggestions,β ββ βββ βTaylor Swift.β ββ βββ βNothing was really accomplished.β ββ βββ βJulia beat two bosses this stream.β ββ βββ β(imitating enemy)β ββ ββ β”Die!”β ββ βββ βShe was crushing it.β ββ βββ βShe got Gascoigne in four tries.β ββ βββ βOh, Julia!β ββ βββ βWhat are you so afraid of?β ββ
βββ βYou can’t riposte on a slope.β ββ βββ βDamn, in his butt.β ββ βββ βWhat’s my fault? I didn’t do shit.β ββ βββ βWhy did he say it’s your fault?β ββ βββ βI didn’t do anything.β ββ βββ βI just showed up, man.β ββ βββ βJulia, come on.β ββ βββ βI got scared.β ββ
βββ βWhat are you so scared of?β ββ βββ βJulia, come on.β ββ βββ β-[scream]β ββ ββ βJulia, come on.β ββ βββ βIf you had just reposted them the firstβ ββ ββ βtwo times, it would have been a problem.β ββ βββ βOh, God.β ββ βββ βJust run fast.β ββ
βββ βShow me your moves.β ββ βββ βThat guy gets the same fate every time.β ββ βββ βWhoa, Brick Spin!β ββ βββ βYou never get to see bricks spin.β ββ βββ βThat was pretty fun.β ββ βββ βOh, he’s still straight.β ββ βββ βOh, it’s the other guy now.β ββ βββ βDamn.β ββ
βββ βThey’re both straight now.β ββ βββ βThey heard what we said.β ββ βββ βThey’re like, “I guess we can’tβ ββ ββ βstand next to each other anymore.”β ββ βββ β”Wouldn’t be right forβ ββ ββ βtwo straight guys like us.”β ββ βββ βI remember reading that theβ¦β ββ
βββ βOscar Wilde, the Oscar Wilde trial.β ββ βββ βBefore the trial, men wouldβ ββ ββ βhold hands in the streets and stuffβ ββ βββ βand actively give each other affection.β ββ βββ βas people should do, β ββ ββ βas humans should do,β ββ βββ βif they’re comfortable with it.β ββ
βββ βBut because of the trial, β ββ ββ βdudes stopped, like,β ββ βββ βbeing affectionate with hu–β ββ βββ βOh, he’s got my blood?β ββ βββ βHe’s got it.β ββ βββ βHe sucked it right out of you.β ββ βββ βGive me back my blood.β ββ
βββ βNow you gotta suck it out of him.β ββ βββ βOh, Julia.β ββ βββ βI got scared.β ββ βββ βI feel like youβ¦β ββ βββ βyou’re just being rude to this man.β ββ βββ βDog bridge.β ββ βββ βI don’t want to fight the dogs.β ββ
βββ βDo I have to fight the dogs?β ββ βββ βWhichever ones come over to you β ββ ββ βover here, you’ll have to fight.β ββ βββ βSo probably just this one.β ββ βββ βThat was a good dodge.β ββ βββ βThank you.β ββ βββ βI was pretty proud of that, actually.β ββ
βββ βThose dogs are hard.β ββ βββ ββͺ Don’t you have work to do? βͺβ ββ βββ ββͺ Don’t you have work to do? βͺβ ββ βββ ββͺ Don’t you have work to do? βͺβ ββ βββ βCan you not be like an asshole?β ββ βββ βI just helped you.β ββ
βββ βSo the people you tell toβ ββ ββ βgo there willβ ββ βββ βactually go there.β ββ βββ βOh, yeah?β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βThat’s cool.β ββ βββ βAll right, I’m going to go back.β ββ βββ βBig dogs.β ββ βββ βI think you can tell theβ¦β ββ
βββ βthe little girl, as well.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βAbout it.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βBut it doesn’tβ¦β ββ βββ βgo well.β ββ βββ βFor her.β ββ βββ βAll right i’ll leave her there then.β ββ βββ β-Pizza pie sky.β ββ ββ βSo it depends on sort of what–β ββ
βββ βwhat you– how you want her to end up.β ββ βββ βNothing’s good for her,β ββ ββ βI’ll tell you that much.β ββ βββ βLook at my coat.β ββ βββ βAll right, all y’all should be dead.β ββ βββ βBall is gone.β ββ
βββ βThank you for telling me itβ ββ ββ βdoesn’t go well for the little kid.β ββ βββ βThat would be sad.β ββ βββ βI don’t think she hasβ ββ ββ βany happy ending option.β ββ βββ βLike, no matter what youβ ββ ββ βdo, I think it ends up bad.β ββ
βββ βLet me interrupt you.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βI’m going to teleport toβ ββ ββ βthe Hunter’s Dreamβ ββ βββ βand then I’m going to teleportβ ββ ββ βto where we’re going.β ββ βββ βJust so Iβ¦β ββ βββ βremember– well, I guess I don’t have toβ ββ
βββ βbecause it’ll be theβ ββ ββ βlast teleport in here.β ββ βββ βWe can call her at β ββ ββ βthe Hunter’s dream then.β ββ βββ βWell, do you want to goβ ββ ββ βsee if the woman is there?β ββ βββ βOh yeah, yeah I do.β ββ βββ βShe’s a cute kitty.β ββ
βββ βShe just went [soft honking]β ββ βββ βYeah maybe if you talk to him,β ββ ββ βI don’t know if he mentions if she came.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βHow’d she get here?β ββ βββ βI love this dude.β ββ βββ βHe’s a true bro.β ββ
βββ βYou can find her and talk to her.β ββ βββ βShe’s in here somewhere.β ββ βββ βYes!β ββ βββ βYes!β ββ βββ βShe’s like in theβ¦β ββ βββ βOh, in this room?β ββ βββ βIn the– yeah in this area.β ββ βββ βOh.β ββ βββ βIs it you?β ββ
βββ βTurns out she’s kind of like a racist.β ββ βββ βShe’s kind of like an old racist.β ββ βββ βRemember to vote, everyone.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βThis is probably a good stopping point.β ββ βββ βYeah.β ββ βββ βRemember to vote no matter what.β ββ βββ βBe sure to vote.β ββ
βββ βOr else that old woman’s going to vote.β ββ βββ βIf you don’t vote, that oldβ ββ ββ βwoman’s gonna voteβ ββ βββ βand no one’s gonna be thereβ ββ ββ βto cancel her vote out.β ββ βββ βSo be sure to vote.β ββ βββ βBut yeah.β ββ
βββ βThis is the end of the stream.β ββ βββ β-βͺ This is the end. βͺβ ββ ββ βI have to read the subs though.β ββ βββ ββͺ My only friend, the end. βͺβ ββ βββ βI’m going to give you this.β ββ βββ βI’m going to move.β ββ βββ βOh.β ββ
βββ βOkay, well, Olive’s going to move too.β ββ βββ βBecause I simply can’t readβ ββ ββ βthe subs from that position.β ββ βββ βYeah, someone put theβ ββ ββ βvote411.org website up.β ββ βββ βSo thank you for doing that.β ββ βββ βUse that to see everythingβ ββ ββ βthat’s on your ballot.β ββ
βββ βGet out of here.β ββ βββ βRegister to vote.β ββ βββ βGet out of here.β ββ βββ βYou can do that on the website.β ββ βββ βLeave now.β ββ βββ βHe’s trying to silence me.β ββ βββ βI’m silencing womenβ ββ ββ βbecause they won’t stop talking.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βAnyways.β ββ
βββ βNow that the women areβ ββ ββ βsilenced,β ββ βββ βI can read the subs.β ββ βββ βAnd we will raid Onsta, yes.β ββ βββ βUh, okay, thanks everyoneβ ββ ββ βfor all the subs as always.β ββ βββ βThank you toβ¦β ββ βββ βThe elderberry, gibsith, crab plant,β ββ
βββ βDouble Forte, Tozeli,β ββ ββ βNarrowFeelInc,β ββ βββ βTieflingFin, NarrowFeelInc gaveβ ββ ββ βout five community subs.β ββ βββ βThank you so much.β ββ βββ βMerce Joy, Sexualβ ββ ββ βHealies,β ββ βββ βQuantum Ghost, Dr. Gyarados, β ββ ββ βMinty Berry Jam, Primal Hunger.β ββ
βββ βOdes Teller gave out five gifted subs.β ββ βββ βThank you so much, Odes Teller.β ββ βββ βMiranda Grace, Cryptid Space,β ββ ββ βSneaking Owlbear, Bluebear Brew,β ββ βββ βDat Kotech, β ββ ββ βMedium Milk Standard, Tiffa on Twitch.β ββ βββ βChamp of None.β ββ βββ βMashuul X?β ββ
βββ βOr Masu Alex?β ββ βββ βWho knows?β ββ βββ βAmelia Violet, β ββ ββ βthink about the implications.β ββ βββ βViv Baffs, Waxillium and Wayne, Clusterβ ββ ββ βFox, Artie Artfart, Mother Mutchie,β ββ βββ βClaire Bear,β ββ βββ βa fart you were concerned about, β ββ ββ βAvocado Oil Bird.β ββ
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βββ βFog Irises gave out five gifted subs.β ββ βββ βThank you, Fog Irises.β ββ βββ βAdams Too Much, Chimimel,β ββ ββ βAvant Garde Bards, Smallish K,β ββ βββ βFloral Felidae, I’m an animatronic, β ββ ββ βDr. Cheeky Creeks,β ββ βββ βFatima Lin, The Quisters, Kiwo Smith, β ββ ββ βChaos Drag MN,β ββ
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βββ βSarcastic Fox, Your Nightly Ghost,β ββ ββ βChaos Drag MN, Osaka Starling,β ββ βββ βWinter Nevada gave out five gifted subs.β ββ βββ βCrown Prince Mothman,β ββ ββ βVixen Art, Malignant Tuber,β ββ βββ βRead Mark’s Damn It, Theβ ββ ββ βGreat Suzo, Professor Rad,β ββ βββ βJT Barnett, Scruffy, Solo Azume,β ββ
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βββ βVelveteen Rabbit.β ββ βββ βEbby Poop.β ββ βββ βCPM Tiger, The Nerdy PT, β ββ ββ βRoomful of Twinks,β ββ βββ βMargie Cake, The Polly Frog, Egoed Bowl,β ββ βββ βCreature of Grace, Nisholish,β ββ ββ βSorrowchan, Transgender Goblin.β ββ βββ βEmber wildflower video gaming.β ββ
βββ βBright Blue and Yellow,β ββ ββ βValpal White, Caterine, Bumble Beevee,β ββ βββ βViridian Fire 36, Vampy Enchantress,β ββ βββ βRebtibi,β ββ βββ βGay Lemonade, Auburn G Art,β ββ βββ βVicky, Shadowman1188, Little Rat Goblin,β ββ βββ βCovenant Sandwiches, β ββ ββ βPartitioning, Sucra Barocca,β ββ
βββ βStuffed Panda, KT Badger,β ββ ββ βAtomic Sunshine,β ββ βββ βKitsune Iris, Anonymous Gifter, β ββ ββ βLogan Felxon,β ββ βββ βThank you all so much.β ββ βββ βAnd then back up to the top.β ββ βββ βOh, Draz, I see in chat Draz β ββ ββ βis going to be streaming someβ¦β ββ
βββ βblack written TTRPGP– RPGPsβ ββ βββ βFor Black History Month, β ββ ββ βDraz is gonna be streamingβ ββ βββ βsome black written TTRPGs this month.β ββ βββ βJesus.β ββ βββ βGo follow Draz if youβ ββ ββ βwould like to see that.β ββ βββ βThat’s awesome.β ββ
βββ βAnd thank you for the sub.β ββ βββ βChange my name to Mess with Jacob.β ββ βββ βAnd the Elderberry in Gibseth.β ββ βββ βOkay.β ββ βββ βTTRPGPs.β ββ βββ βOh, boy.β ββ βββ βRPGPGBPPs.β ββ βββ βOkay, we’re done here.β ββ βββ βThanks to everyone for watching.β ββ
βββ βWe’ll be streaming on Drawfee tomorrow.β ββ βββ βWe’ll be streaming here on Wednesday.β ββ βββ βA Jacob game.β ββ βββ βDrawfee Patreon bonusβ ββ ββ βstream is this upcoming Friday,β ββ βββ βand then we’re doing Projectβ ββ ββ βfor Awesome on Saturday.β ββ βββ βYes, that’s right.β ββ
βββ βDefinitely tune in on Saturday.β ββ βββ βFor ourβ¦β ββ βββ βWe’ll be on Project for Awesomeβ ββ ββ βstream with Hank Green.β ββ βββ βYep.β ββ βββ βDoing some drawings for aboutβ ββ ββ βan hour, like, what is it, 3:00 PM?β ββ βββ β4:00 PM.β ββ βββ βIt’s 4:00.β ββ
βββ βEastern time.β ββ βββ βAnd then we have our Patreon drawβ ββ ββ βclass, which Jacob and Nathan are doing.β ββ βββ βThey’re doing a guided practiceβ ββ ββ βwhere they’re bringing a topic.β ββ βββ βYeah, yeah, yeah.β ββ βββ β”Is Julia not allowed to knowβ ββ ββ βwho subbed or something?”β ββ
βββ βNo, I just use it to likeβ¦β ββ βββ βdo our pre-bedtime routine stuff.β ββ βββ βAnyway, that’s it.β ββ βββ βOh, yeah, and then we’re doing aβ ββ ββ βPalestine Children Medical Relief Fund.β ββ βββ βSo be sure to check that out.β ββ
βββ βYou can find all the informationβ ββ ββ βon our Twitter and our Discord.β ββ βββ β-That’s it.β ββ ββ βYes, you can.β ββ βββ βThanks, everyone.β ββ βββ βThanks for being here.β ββ βββ βWe’ll see you next time.β ββ βββ βGoodbye.β ββ βββ βGoodbye.β ββ βββ βββ ββ
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