I turned my apartment into a frat house and before I show you how the hell I got myself into this mess let’s talk about how we got here in the first place if you’ve ever been to a college in America then you know that Greek life dominates the socialy the parties the popularity
The bathrooms I mean you really can’t beat the hype so to get a piece to the action myself I spent the last few months perfecting my inner prep Boy by learning how they talk brother brother brother brother that how to approach them hi I’m Ashton nice to meet you and
You know being super awesome cool popular Friday guy that I am now I’ve actually had a couple frats practically beg me to join how you doing how you doing chilling man good have a good time oh I mean they’re just playing hard to get right and even though I’m apparently
Not cut out to be a traditional frat guy I decided to go out and make my own fraternity based off of my friend group’s very coveted group chat my beautiful family or from here on out mify for sure now my friends and I have spent every single day together for the
Past 3 years and after making a ton of memories going on on road trips bullying for Realo we’ve kind of become somewhat of a beautiful family I mean come on the script writes itself but to solidify this friendship once and for all we have a few criteria to meet to become an
Official fraternity step one each fraternity must have a founding class of at least 10 or more members and considering my group chat has 10 people on the dot I had a few phone calls to make moose moose moose moose Donnie Donnie hi Donnie my friend I need you
For Content let’s go so I have great news okay I’m starting a fraternity on campus and I need 10 founding members will you do it with me oh hell yeah obviously sure sure okay fine yes yes yes no well I’ll take that as a yes step two game popularity across the entire
Student body excuse me excuse me how you doing can i l next to you here have you heard of our cool awesome fra is called mua F no well [ __ ] how about you coming to you my man have you ever heard of our cool awesome fra is called mu toie no
I’m good are you sure yeah I don’t join fats but it’s it’s like a cool one though how about you new frat on campus okay thank you [ __ ] huh huh [ __ ] step three have at least one new member pledge of fraternity every semester he considering no one on campus
Really [ __ ] with us I had one more trick out my sleeve to guarantee we got pledges this semester all right Mike beard good morning where is she get ready put this [ __ ] on it’s pledge time baby let’s go let’s go let’s let’s go let’s go now now
Now go go go go go up and Adam let’s go come on come on nice and easy let’s go let’s go let’s go ask questions later this is not time to be funny let’s go okay you ready yes you ready you ready for your hazing huh huh huh all
Right Mike be let’s get in the [ __ ] car let’s go we don’t have a lot of time your victim’s already in there waiting for you now this is Mike beard and this poor guy is our first official pledge now Mike has been my go-to guy over the past
Few months and uh well we’ve done a lot of stupid [ __ ] together we’ve jumped in fountains together trick-or-treated together and he just so happens to be Donnie’s little brother so uh well I’m going to Haz the [ __ ] out him but to make the process a little more
Entertaining Mike is going to be joined by the one and only miss step now you may know step from the old Vlogs a couple interview videos buring through my bank account $80 guys are you kidding me but as of recent she’s also taken the title as perillo’s new girlfriend and
Yes I did say ‘s girlfriend trust me I don’t know how it happened either but even though I love both of my buddies more than anything by the end of their pledging only one of these two will actually end up making the FR so in order to shake things up right off the
Bat I figured I’d start these guys off with a little game of Impractical Jokers but there’s one little twist now Mike beard is the most competitive person I know and if there’s anything he hates more than pillo it’s got to be talking to strangers so to race the stakes even
Higher I picked up stuff a couple hours before this so good to Goodwill and gave it the chance to pick out a nice little outfit for Mike to wear during his task today oh my that’s perfect holy [ __ ] perfect and after hours of searching for the right fit we were finally able to
Hook him up with the drippiest clothes out there look at this my Dar you got some pretty ladies for you and your new outfit you got to go show it off and the finishing touch to it all yes all right Paul Riv let’s [ __ ] do this thing you know how you picked
Out this lovely outfit for my man right here yeah well as a nice little tradeoff he’s in control of everything you do now bro wait wait I like the sound of this more though Mike be [ __ ] you we’re going to start easy go up to somebody and ask
Them to rate your fit the catch is if they go below five you have to tell them [ __ ] you all right guys guys I need your help Rate My Fit please I’m bwing on a low budget two [ __ ] you Steph Steph mik beard you got to go
To the dogs and play with the dogs on all for okay okay what the Mark at them she’s a sweetie they’re both really really sweet say yeah I get [ __ ] pretty often yeah I get [ __ ] pretty often so yeah look Mike beard is secondhand embarrassed for you you have to go up to
Somebody they’re going to be the judge and you guys have to do a dancing contest whoever wins it gets an extra point can you rate our grites and tell us you got to be the judge you got to tell us which one’s better ready hey hey hey what the hell is that when
They come over ask them to take a picture with you but it has to be on their phone no I can’t yes you can I can’t do it I can’t yes you can yes you can excuse me I have an odd request of you just be like my mom wants a picture
And I don’t have any friends yet so my mom thinks I don’t have friends could I take a picture with you um and then I’m sorry my class starts in 5 minutes no what the [ __ ] what is wrong with these people what are they recording you for
Uh just a YouTube video okay yeah I want to see whatever you got to do I want to see it happen I want to see it happen okay hold on tell them to come over here they can give me an idea come here come here oh we got company now we got
Company all right Mike beard you’re going on mute sorry buddy oh my God okay you have to walk up with mik to somebody and be like hey he’s single do you like him what no no no what are you doing what are you doing what question for you
My friend is single do you think he’s cute uh yeah ask for her number can I get your number all right y’all boys what what are we making him do here I’m thinking since he has the power head on he goes to a girl and tries to get her number in
A pirates voice like a like R okay yeah I like that I like that I like that go up to the next person step and just be like Yeah my cousin’s from Italy can you be his friend and when they start talking to you start speaking in
Gibberish Mike I don’t know what to say bro it’s gibberish don’t say anything look he speaks Italian here take it from him that whatever yeah just like that I [ __ ] hate asht bro this sucks I wanted to say this this one right here yeah there’s one right
Here right here right here hold on bro give me a second man she’s looking go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go excuse me are you free to talk no I’m sorry my name is my name is Da nice
To meet you nice to meet you are you single mate are you single no what’ she say she was like no ashon this is [ __ ] difficult these people these people these people these people no hold on right here there’s a lovely couple coming look at them they’re so nice and
Happy ready Mike beard whether or not he wants to go go go go go go go go go go go excuse me excuse me um my friend here he is just from Italy um he doesn’t have any friends could you talk with him spaghet next dog who comes up like
Across the way you just got to get on all fours and start barking at it as it goes by it’s coming right towards you oh it’s meant to be what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I need a minute after that [ __ ] you bro that was horrible why did you do that to me shout
Out to you you guys are great man you’re why I did I’m not getting I’m not getting paid that was so good good job I’m how do we feel after that [ __ ] Horrible now I do have to admit I might have started these guys off with a lot more than they expected and if you couldn’t tell from their defeated Waka shame morale started to slip a lot earlier than I expected but lucky enough for them I still had a little bit of
Revenge to get from the one and only perill man now the last time we played in practical jokers Prill failed to do a ton of the task we gave him and considering he’s been avoiding the punishment for the past couple months I figured why not let the pledges punish
Him for me now pillo thinks that I’m just giving him a bad haircut as a punishment but little does he know I’m going to [ __ ] up a lot more than just his hair oh what the [ __ ] what is that dude oh yes yes just [ __ ] do it
Dude [ __ ] off my beard holy [ __ ] do it stop I’m so serious one St I didn’t get all of it hold on [ __ ] you [ __ ] you I don’t know no I’m not going to SW I’m not going to SW let him do it let
Him do it let him do it let him do I’m not three thank you [ __ ] You holy [ __ ] oh look at that well I’m satisfied let’s cut to the next day ladies and gentlemen welcome to the pledge Olympics yes now today we have five different tasks that’ll push you to
Your limits in every every skill possible two pledges will enter and only one will come out a member of mua 5 so you guys up for the challenge yeah [ __ ] it let’s go yeah yeah yeah all right let’s [ __ ] do this Tas number one the blind taste test
If it’s oh it sounds like Mayo no I don’t do Mayo I don’t do Mayo it’s not Mayo no I don’t do ready open up oh no m oh oh oh salsa baby food why did you know what baby food tastes like um cuz I’m a
Girl [ __ ] you I wasn’t even ready you were so excited both take a bite on three I already took a bite well you were you didn’t listen you got to take another bite I’m not taking another bite yes you are yes you are take a [ __ ]
Bite go one 2 3 go 1 2 3 oh that’s [ __ ] horrible give me water please oh oh my God 1 2 3 there we go hey look at that a point for both of you this one I’ll give you a hint it’s an animal and it’s coming from its
Natural habitat right now the Animal comes from its natural habitat yes it’s literally in its natural habitat right now this is my zone I’m I’m a seafood guy it is a water animal I can’t lie what the [ __ ] is that is this a cheese no it’s a fish it’s a fish it’s a
Fish damn it why would you think it’s cheese I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it is it like turtle soup turtle soup bab that is very close it is a goldfish that’s been
Sitting in a bowl of water for about 3 hours e get closer my be no no oh my God I’m crying give me [ __ ] milk bro give me [ __ ] milk task Number Two Egg Roulette holy [ __ ] damn that one got me [ __ ] TOS number three Target practice no turn around turn around
Michael keep your head down Go oh [ __ ] I suck at this task number four the grand scavenger hunt for this task I decided to handcuff both of our pledges to the opposite Partners in order to find the mysterious golden egg but if you couldn’t tell already Mike beard and pillo [ __ ] hate each other
So this one’s going to be oh my this is like a [ __ ] punishment on your marks get set go hold look in there look in there look in there hold what’s in there what’s in there what’s in there up here up here come on lift that
Up I’m not looking in there St got look at all of these bro stop being a [ __ ] dumbass mik beard I don’t appreciate being talking like that look in the bushes look in the bushes you got to [ __ ] look around you’re being a [ __ ] I hate jackon go go
Go those are full beer cans I mean lemonade drink responsibly y’all you can’t open those how do you [ __ ] know why would you do that why would you do that maybe one of them’s open it doesn’t hurt the [ __ ] check bro can we look around just [ __ ] walking I
Guess what I found it did you actually no you’re not a good help I’m not arguing with you you’re [ __ ] horrible I disagree I’m actually pretty cool hold let me put my cross sport mode you got to do what you got to do to win out here look under the [ __ ]
Chair jackass thank you it’s not over here no maybe it’s over here it’s not no it’s not here yeah I [ __ ] know it’s not but little do they know there was no egg in the first place and they’ve been looking for nothing for the past 15 minutes which leads us into our very
Last task Party Poopers so I haven’t done a party montage in almost an entire year now so while Steph and Mye beard are locked in the bathroom all night the rest of us out here are going to be having a night like This what the hell are y’all doing in here come on Welcome to the FR it’s okay don’t be shy don’t be where am I going under the [ __ ] chair jackass
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