Lem Lemousse is Back and He’s More Sour Than Ever in BLOODBORNE

[Jacob] Who’s ready for the big game? -[Julia] The big… game. [Jacob] Who’s ready for the big game? -[Julia] The big… game. [Jacob] Everyone’s been talking about the big game,

[Jacob] and when everyone says the big game, you know they mean… Bloodborne. [Julia] Superborn Sunday. [Julia] Whoop! I slandered the big game. And they hit me with a throat sickness immediately. [Humming Star Wars Cantina song]

I saw that Onsta’s in chat and I happen to be wearing my Onsta shirt. Right now. Onsta, I also want you to know that Jacob the other day was like, “I want to make a joke.”

”And I want to insert an image for it. And I know I’ve seen someone have that image before.” ”I need to Google it.” And he Googled it. And it turned out it was a joke that you had made.

Yeah, I don’t want to give too much away, Onsta, but I just… suffice it to say I forgot about your… I forgot that you were the one who made the Sonic and Shadow IBS shirts.

And then I was like, ”I know I’ve seen a shirt ”with Shadow the Hedgehog on it” ”that talked about IBS, and I need to find it.” for use in this image I’m making.”

And I googled ”Shadow the Hedgehog IBS.” And then fucking Onsta came up and I was like, “God damn it.” Onsta! It was Onsta the whole time. It cracked me up.

I just busted out laughing as soon as I saw it. Oh, I forgot to tell you this, but the other day when I went out for a walk and I was sitting at the park,

I looked over and there was like, there’s a bunch of geese that are flying over because it’s that season. And there were a bunch of geese flying over and I looked over

and there’s two old people in the parking lot. And they’re like taking pictures of things in the park and they see the geese and they turn around and they both look at the geese and the old man just goes,

Shakes his fist at geese. Yeah, it was really funny. It made me laugh out loud. -That’s amazing. Anyways, how’s everybody doing? We were watching the Super Bowl, and now we’re here.

I feel exhausted, everyone, by the Super Bowl commercials. The commercials were exhausting this time. Also our TV kept doing two funny tricks. The first one is that it would freeze completely and make us

unplug it and plug it back in in order to boot it back up. And the second trick it would do is it would randomly… just switch from the Super Bowl, which we were watching,

to the Samsung live TV lifetime movies channel. to watch some like eighties murder romance movie. It happened two times where it just like out of the blue switched to Lifetime TV. It was really funny.

It was like, “Do you think this is what we want?” Why are you doing this? Then during the Super Bowl halftime show, Alicia Keys came on the screen and they were like, You don’t need to see that.

So they just froze it on Usher’s face, kept it there. For the exact amount of time until all the women were gone and it was back to all men.

And then it booted back up just in time for Alicia Keys to be gone. Our TV was like, “Listen, you got to see Taylor Swift and Blake Lively twice. That’s all the women you get to see today.”

”This is boys night.” You don’t need to see any more women. This is the Super Bowl. It was really funny. Let men have a night. Let men have a night. The Super Bowl night.

The Super Bowl is for men. And this night, this Bloodborne night. is for the Blood… borne This is for… -People. This is for… the Blood Boys.

That’s what we call all of us who watch Bloodborne. -♪ This is my blood fight. ♪ That’s what we call all of us who watch Bloodborne. -♪ This is my blood fight. ♪

Julia, why don’t we play the game? Okay. All you have to do is unmute the Elgato and remember to do that and don’t forget. Okay. I will do that. I’m sorry, Olive.

I didn’t mean to touch you with a cable for a split second. Yeah, she didn’t like that. Alright. Bloodborne. ♪ Why don’t you play offline? ♪ All right, so. How do I play this game?

We have been playing a lot of Helldivers 2. -This is how I run. a lot of Helldivers 2. a lot of Helldivers 2. Oh, no. Oh, we gotta get the cord. Wait, you can use this cord.

We’ve been playing a lot of Helldivers 2 and that game has got a very specific control scheme. Yeah. That is going to probably throw Julia off. -Also, thank you. That is going to probably throw Julia off.

and a very specific way you have to play. Like this game, but different. But Helldivers 2 rules, I highly recommend. It’s been real. I highly recommend people play it.

-It’s been so silly. I highly recommend people play it. -It’s been so silly. It’s so fun. Okay. Uh, hit. Transform, untransform. -Yeah, yeah. Transform, untransform. Oops. Okay.

How do I throw a pebble? Square? Square, yeah. Square is item. Okay, run. Parry is L2? L2, yep. Great. Am I gonna have to take your phone away? No, I’m muting it.

The stream just started and you’re already sending and receiving text messages in class? Well, my brother said ”This game is boring as hell.” Is what he just texted me. So here’s what we’re doing.

We’re going to the gravestone. The one where they’re having a jam. -Party. Yeah. Yeah. Yharnam. And we had discussed… Yeah, central yarn. We had discussed after stream last time. I told Julia,

and nobody get mad at me, I said, that she’s right at the first boss. Oh, yes, he did. He did say that. Then I said, and we should go fight that boss because it is missable.

That’s what I said, and I won’t apologize. I told her that the first boss is on the big bridge. Okay, so far so good. -Ooh, the chops. Okay, so far so good. The chops are still online.

Oh, by the way, my brother’s saying this game is boring as hell. He meant the Super Bowl, not Bloodborne. Oh, yeah. He’s not watching this. -No. Oh, yeah. He’s not watching this. -No.

He doesn’t know how to watch Twitch streams. He does not, no. He’s a sports boy. He is a sports boy. He watches rugby and only rugby. And occasionally football. This is the wrong way.

I have to go… This way– This… -That’s the down way. That is, but you gotta go That is, but you gotta go through the dark house. You gotta go up the dark house. I hate the dark house.

I know you do, but you do have a torch now, if I may remind you. How do I get to it? Left? Mm-hmm, left on the D-pad.

A dark house won’t be so dark when you got the torch to light your way. I think it’s messed up that he called you a cursed beast. I know.

When he’s the one who’s half transformed into a beast, you know? I mean, you know, it’s a little like– It’s a little like trying to get ahead of the accusations of yourself.

And they’re like, “I know what you are, but what am I?” Oh, yeah, so true. You know? Oh, God. This way? Yes. Okay, so I don’t have to fight the werewolves.

No, you have to fight Brickman. You have to fight Andrew Brickman. Andrew Brickman? And his bird cohort. Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god. He’s like, “I’m not going in there.”

All right, my warmup will be defeating this man. How about that? And the birds. I defeated most of the birds. Who raided us? Evelyn sometimes raided us. Thank you so much for the raid. Sometimes?

It sounds like she raided us right now. Yeah, now is sometimes. Alan Brickman is a better joke. You’re right, chat. Oh, God. Okay. Focus, Julia. Do a little stabby. Olive is coughing.

Remember your parry button? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got his ass, no problem. Press the wrong button for a second there. That’s okay. He’s just a brickman. He’s just a brick-a-man. A brick-a-man. Okay.

All right, you ready? You ready to fight? I don’t think so. I feel a little rusty right now. Well, this will get you there. Imagine a beast who’s also a cleric. Oh god, tight space, huh?

I thought you were just gonna keep backing up until your back was to the wall. Okay. I also did warn Julia that camera is your biggest enemy in this fight. Okay. Okay. Camera is enemy number one.

Enemy number two is screaming. Doing good, doing good. Lethal as ass. Big chonkers? Oh, what is this? Ah, I got hit by the knee! Unfair. Good dodge. Okay.

Do you not like me being by your ass? Watch your stammies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You’re doing great. I’m just like a little coach. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m just like a little coach. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, I’ll stop talking. Get out of there, get out of there, get out of there. I don’t know what that is. I hate that. No, no, no. No, no, no. Go, go, go! She’s crazy!

How do I do it? How do I do it? You hold X and shake. Oh. The gestures don’t work very well. She’s crazy. She’s the best to ever do it.

Honestly, the only reason you got in danger is because you got scared at the end. I did, I did. Well, I felt like I was getting panicky, and I needed a moment to stop.

just trying to smack him, you know? First try cleric beast is pretty nuts. Well, you had said that the key to this game, last time we played, the key to this game was to be aggressive, be, be aggressive.

Being aggressive is very helpful. So I tried to just get between his knees and keep hitting his knees. That’s what you do. It’s one of those games where it,

Most of the time instead of dodging away you want to dodge like towards and around and like stay with your like face like touching their skin. When he was walking up, he had like…

I saw that he had big arm movements. I was like, “He’s going to be a boy who sweeps.” If you stay too far away from him, he’s way harder.

Yeah, which is the problem I had at the end was that I got too far and I had a hard time getting back in there. Yeah, you killed it, though. That was awesome. Oh, thank you.

I dunno, I need a hug. I forgot about my face! Um, you said vitality. We’re sticking with vitality for now. Yep. Okay. Great, okay. Also, I’m sorry that I was yeah, yeah, yeah-ing you.

I just, I can’t… I can’t focus and listen at the same time. I cannot… That’s fine. You don’t have to actually listen to me. I just have to talk because we’re streaming. That’s true.

So you don’t have to listen to what I’m saying. Yeah. I just didn’t want you to think I was ignoring you, but I have a hard time. I have a hard time multitasking when it comes to listening.

You hit me with the Karen O. You were like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it’s true that they don’t love you like I love you. That’s so true. But no, I totally understand. Gehrman is out back.

Guess you could go speak with Gehrman. Where’s Gehrman? Outback. Steakhouse? He’s at Outback eating a Bloomin’ Onion. What happened to this one? That one got all oozy. Yeah, it’s a little gross. Where’s the back?

This way? Yeah, you can just run around. You’ll find him. All right. It’s a nice little… park. Let me in. Oh. Okay. That’s fair. Yeah, as Draz was just saying in chat,

Julia already has played the game a little unconventionally because most people… You can’t level up until you get your first point of insight, and you get one point of insight when you see the Cleric Beast for the first time.

Right, yeah. So most people can’t level up until usually after they beat the Cleric Beast. But because you kind of went a different way and went around and found that madman’s knowledge, you were able to level up

before you fought the c-clev– clever beast? The clever beast! Wasn’t so clever, was he? So yeah, I had that as an advantage, which is lovely. You got something for me? What is this?

It’s a worn messenger top hat. You can, um, that is for the messengers. I think if you talk to the stump messengers, you can change what outfit they’re wearing.

”Give accessories to messengers and they will obediently adorn them.” Oh, little guys. That’s wonderful. That’s one of those things where I’m like, they had no reason to add that to the game. No.

There was just one person at the studio that was like, this is so important to me. Yeah, “I need these little guys to wear hats.” I don’t know where Gehrman’s ass is right now. It’s not really important.

We can just move on. Is he always around? I think he’s always around. I don’t know if he leaves sometimes. I don’t remember. Also, just to elucidate for chat, There are certain gestures she’ll like clap for.

Oh. She bows to you. All right, well. I think if you shake off your cloak, she claps, if I remember. No, that one confuses her. No, she doesn’t understand joy.

Anyway, I was going to say our leveling strategy. We’re basically just going to pump Vitality Until… either until Vitality reaches thirty or, Julia finds a weapon that she is interested in using

that requires a stat increase in either skill or strength. And then based on whatever that choice is, we’ll start pumping the appropriate stat for that weapon.

Also, I did tell Jacob to tell me what to put stats in, because I don’t know, and also I don’t care. Yeah, Julia doesn’t like the stat crunchy stuff at all. No, I don’t really care.

And so we’re just… I was basically like, just do this. And then you can focus on fighting. Should I buy blood vials? Is that what someone was saying?

Yeah, you could spend the rest of your echoes on blood vials if you wanted. The Hunter Chief Emblem, the Kirk Hammer. Kirk Hammer was one of my favorite weapons in my first playthrough. ♪ Kirk Hammer. ♪

The strength weapons in this game are kind of fun because they usually transform from a fast weapon to a slow weapon. You saw this last time and made the same face. Should I buy it? You can.

Whatever you want to do. You could afford one more piece of it if you wanted. I should probably do something. -Or you could buy some blood vials. I should probably do something. -Or you could buy some blood vials.

I should probably do something effective. Okay. Let me just press every wrong button. Yeah, he looks like Best Jeanist. My little eyes. Your little hair peeking out the sides is so funny.

It does look like it’s curled around my collar. That’s so funny. I look so stupid. The fact that it doesn’t match the rest of your outfit Yeah. is really comical. Oh, really good. Olive’s…

little snores. I guess her little sniffly nose, rather. Alright, back to it. Great bridge? Great bridge. Great bridge. That’s a great bridge. Now that that big old monster is not on it. Pretty great.

What’s the score? Should we see? I would like to know what the score is. Oh! Ten thirteen? Chiefs are in the lead? Things have changed since we stopped watching. Yeah, it’s because I’m not watching.

It’s what happens with me and Arsenal. Although… Arsenal, crushed it this weekend. So true. Who did my grandma bet on this year? She’s pulling for the Forty-niners this year. I love that people know that.

Hey, I can’t… progress. No, there’s actually no way to go this way. I-It’s a dedend. But now that Cleric Beast is dead, you’re free to just explore. Oh, that’s nice. Until you find the next thing.

So just like follow your heart. Okay. Don’t… don’t come at me. He’s tippy-tapping, but he can’t get you. I did hear tippy-tappies. They seemed very gentle for… how big he was. Well, there was that little fella.

Who also saw you. They creepin’. ”Didn’t Arsenal win six nil– five nil?” It was six, it was six nothing. Who’s laughing? There’s a lot of laughing in this game. This is a game that celebrates joy.

Yeah, everyone’s having fun in Yharnam. Yeah. Yeah, that road sucks. All right, I haven’t gone down the big boy way. Down big boy alley? Yeah. ”Away! Away!”

Big Boy Alley, this was a direction that in my playthrough I used to farm blood vials when I ran out. I would come down through here, kill both these big boys,

and then go through further, and there’s… a few more big boys. Big boys drop a lot of blood vials. Right. Get toasted. Oh, right. Back doesn’t really… -He toasted you. Oh, right. Back doesn’t really…

Excellent toasting. Thank you. There’s two vials from him. Two vials from him. T-That’s… a thing of beauty. We love to see it. Okay. So I remember that I’ve not gone this way,

unless this connects somewhere. Oh! It’s a shortcut from the other way. ♪ Shortcut from the other side. ♪ Nice. I must have tried a thousand times to use that lever.

-♪ To tell you ♪ to use that lever. ♪ I’m sorry ♪ ♪ To pull that lever. ♪ Them dogs are gonna get out. Yeah. You can’t take the risk. You can’t let them do it.

Nope. I’m sorry, doggies. You know I hate to do it to you. These are bad dogs. These dogs are criminals. Just the dog over there. Oh. I-I heard footsteps. Yello? No. No.

You know… I do want to try talking to that lady again, but I don’t know how to get to her. You can worry about that later. Okay. No one? Okay.

And by later, I mean once you find another lantern, then you can warp back to Josefka’s clinic. Okay, yeah. That was my question. -That’s the easiest way to do it. I wanted to get to Josefka.

And her clinic. Can you relax? [growl] [growl] [growl] I see we have ads coming up. We do. Two seconds. Is this a safe place? I think so.

As a bullet lands right next to you. Is this a safe place? I’m pretty sure this is a safe place. All right. Well, we’ll keep an eye on it. -It’s safe enough. Well, we’ll keep an eye on it.

-It’s safe enough. Ads are starting soon. They about to start. Olive has a bit of a cold and all I can hear is… [congested snort] Yeah, she’s making little noises as she breathes. Poor sweetie.

But she’s so cute. She is really cute. Yeah, it was almost an “outside the radius of the cannons” moment right there. Yeah. Didn’t we have one of those moments last time?

I think you said “You got this” or like… ”nothing’s going to hit you” and then I immediately died or something like that. -Yeah. or something like that. Yeah. -That sounds right. Yeah.

-That sounds right. It was pretty good. How’s the belly? The belly’s actually looking great. She hasn’t really been picking it. No. We’ve had her on some medication and some creams for her tummy

Yeah. that the vet gave us. She’s weaning off the medication now. But it’s been… ”You can’t beat defeated, gets defeated.” -Thank you. It’s been way better so far. It’s been way better so far.

Yeah, she’s been doing great. Yeah. Someone said ”Onsta and Olive are hanging out.” They’ve hung out in real life. They have, yeah. Onsta and Olive. Olive knows Onsta. They’re buds.

”Do Joey and Olive snuggle in bed with you at night?” We don’t let them. sleep in the room. They do snuggle in bed with us Yeah. up until we say, “Okay, bedtime.”

And then they, for some reason, obediently… Pop up immediately. Pop up and they both walk side by side out of the room. Their tails up and curved. It’s really… It’s really cute. It’s really sweet.

I guess made it like such a… habit for them that they just don’t even think about it. Well, from day one, we use the same phrase.

Or you use the same phrase, because you’re the one who does it every night. You did like a great job of like using the same phrase. You know, they resisted a little bit in the beginning. Yeah.

But you would always follow up and say the same things and pick them up and then put them outside and close the door. And for a while, You know, Joy was getting treats every time she did it.

Yeah. And then we like slowly weaned her off of getting treats every single time. And now they just leave. Yeah, now they just leave. And now the only thing that happens is that Jacob kicks him out

and sometimes Joy will look back with the saddest little face. She does always walk out the door and then turn around and look up at me. Like, is this really what you want?

And it’s like, “No, it’s not really what I want, but also what I want to do is sleep.” And you’re not going to let me sleep. I know you’re not. We slept at the door open once and they…

came in in the middle of the night and started like wrestling on the bed. Yeah. Someone asked “Any reason why you don’t let them sleep with you.” That’s why they are nocturnal creatures.

They like to go crazy at night. And even when they’re not going crazy, they’ll like, I’ll get in a position and then one of them will come and like lay

in between my legs and then I can’t move or roll. And I have to be able to roll over in order to sleep. Yeah.

And so I get stuck and then my legs start hurting, and then I can’t move. -We do move around a lot. And then I get really hot. And then I get really hot. We like need to move around a lot.

Yeah. So it just doesn’t work. And I really need good sleep. I don’t function very well if I get bad sleep at all. Someone said, “Julia, there’s a tattoo that you wanted from Edinburgh.” Yes, there was.

I really like, I can’t remember her name right now. She does a lot of… Uh… building tattoos. Let me see if I can find it real fast. I think I saved one of her tattoos to my…

favorites here. ”You don’t have apnea, do you, Jacob?” No, I don’t have apnea. I just get night terrors. Yeah. And generally I have to just like roll over several times in the night.

If I can’t find it in like a second, I will give up and look… next break. Someone asked if I’m excited for the new Idols album. I’m so excited. I’ve loved the singles so far.

But they’ve not put out a bad album yet, so. I don’t expect them to start now. Yeah, my brother got excited the other day because he found you had a… an Idol’s… Uh… vinyl, right?

I do, yeah. Alright, I can’t find this tattoo, so I’ll find it next time. Or next ad break. I’ll try to find it. Draz said, “Wait, Onsta, did you put the IBS shirts on your fourth wall right now?”

Onsta, did you just now add the shirt back to your store? Good move. If so, that is a powerful move. -Yeah. Incredibly smart. Draz has just linked the IBS– the Sonic IBS shirts.

as referenced earlier in the stream, so if you’re looking for one of those, pick one up. Okay, I was down here last time. Yes, but I don’t think you ever went fully down. No. [growl]

[growl] All right, well, I tried to make that… Uh… instantaneous for you, but you done turned around and looked at me. Okay, there’s a gun boy. There’s a guy over here. I know that.

Just clown on him. When you beat them up like that, it almost seems like they weren’t even going to do anything to you. I know. And then you feel pretty bad.

But they were going to do something to you. This I promise you. Yeah. Well, once they start doing something, they don’t stop doing something. And then you’re stuck. All right, uh… We went through this way.

Interesting. We did not go down this way. You tried to drop down on the thing to get the item over there. Oh, yeah. B-But you missed. That’s right. You fired and you missed. I did.

We did not go down in here. I don’t know if there’s anything– I mean, there’s an item over there. And several rats. Well, I don’t know if I want to get involved with all that.

So if you’re looking for several rats, this is the place. The place to go. Let’s see how it goes. They’re really gross rats too, if that helps. Oh my. Sorry, dude. Saw spear!

First new weapon. I saw a spear and I picked it up. I was going to make a similar joke. This rat is the new boss. Yeah. That was… intense. I think. I don’t know. Aww.

My olive. I’m like so uncomfortable. Yeah, I always have to put my feet on your… Thank God for your desk. Aww. Hey, you little stuffy buddy. She can’t breathe.

You probably can’t hear her, but she’s so congested right now. It’s the saddest thing. -Oh I got another Madsman. Madsman’s knowledge. Madsman. Madsman. Oh, Madsman. Oh, Madsman.

May I have a bit of your knowledge, Madsman? I really liked Madsman in Hannibal. I thought he was really good. I preferred his performance in Death Stranding. Yeah. No, he was really good there, too. Okay.

Ah! So now you are out here. Where you was looking before. Oh my. Who’s making that noise? Is it the guy who tried to fall on my head?

Did any of y’all watch that Death Stranding 2 trailer? That was ten minutes long. And four trailers. And for some reason had a talking puppet in it. They had a talking puppet in it for me.

What is happening? There’s like a lot going on here. Just go hit him. They can’t shoot you if you hit them. All those guys, by the way, are the long-armed Jims that Karina is so fond of. Yeah.

Yeah, they’re really good. She’s correct to be fond of the long-armed Jims. ”Y’all ever seen Thankskilling?” I have seen Thankskilling. The hell is that? It’s a Thanksgiving horror movie. It’s pretty funny. It’s like intentionally bad.

So it’s not as funny as something that’s unintentionally bad. Okay. But there were some parts of it that I remember laughing at pretty hard. I did it. Blood. Blood. Not– [car honking]

[car honking] Why you honking? Yeah, where are we hearing honking right now? You don’t have to be honking. We’re not in Brooklyn anymore. We live in the middle of nowhere. I don’t want to hear honking.

You’re gonna go down into the boy pit? It’s fine to go down there. Yeah, it just seems like… like a… like a trap. I’m scared about how many of these boys are coming back.

I’m also scared of Liquid. -They’re all going to come back. I’m scared of Liquid in these games. They’re not that bad. They’re just like litte… little shits. Yeah, but is the liquid poison? No, liquid’s not poison.

This is normal liquid. Don’t get surrounded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please heal. You’re right. That’s what I’m talking about. That’s what it’s for. Yeah. Okay. I will say too, remember your regain mechanic.

Yeah. Sometimes it’s better to hit them again. There’s just so many of them swatting at me at the same time that at some points it feels not worth it. Yeah, that’s fine.

I’m just reminding you of things. To make sure you don’t forget. Not saying you have to do them right now. -That was just… That was rude. That was just out of irritation. Rude behavior. Sorry, dude.

I’m just annoyed. You’re fake. Damn. What the hell? I mean, I’ll take it. ”I’m gonna get ya.” ”I’m gonna grab ya.” He’s walking. He’s walking here. This place sucked. Boys conquered.

I hate the boy zone. There should have been a message that came up and said boys conquered. I see you. Every time I see the birds in Bloodborne, I just think about,

and people who have played the game will know, I think about the birds… later. How they get. The way they become. (quietly) What was the point? What was the point? Here they come! Oh, come on!

I understand it’s the Super Bowl and whatever, but like, get a hold of yourself, you’re an adult. This is like the local fraternity. Yeah. Okay. I hate the boys. You suck. Stupid boys.

I just keep hearing Olive’s little… Yeah, she’s doing little snores. Oh, don’t worry. That’s just the sound of a bird, in this game. -That’s right. That’s what a bird sounds like. Oh, my God.

All right, come on. You’re supposed to fly. Them deciding to put that sound effect on the birds is… What’s that shadowed in the distance? Who’s that down there, shadowed? Uh… You’re like covered in dookie.

I am covered in dookie. It sucks. This place sucks. This is why Lim keeps his mouth so tight. And now covered. So no dookie can get in. Okay. B-Before we fight the pig.

I’m assuming it’s a pig. [gasp] No. Forty-Niners back in the lead. Yeah. It’s a close game. He’s coming. Something about him coming down the hallway is so funny. He kind of looks happy to see me.

I think you’ve made the right decision here. He sucked. Turn around real quick. Turn around real quick. Just turn your camera left. Yeah, yeah. Don’t turn it back to the right.

Now turn it back to the left. Turn it left. Okay, no, little right, little right, little right There we go. Oh, you wanted me– I was just looking. I like to get a peeksy.

It’s just the shortcut. I just want you to hit it. I know. I just want you to hit it before you do anything else. And then you’re free to peek all you want. Doesn’t it just like fill you with

peace knowing that it’s activated? Yeah. So you don’t have to go back through the boy zone you just went through? I wasn’t planning on going further until I went through the little door.

I always look, and then I do the little door and the big doors. This is my rule. You– okay. I’m going to tell you if I see a shortcut every time without fail. Boys, boys, boys, boys.

Okay, that’s what I was hoping for. You– Do you boys drop anything? They dropped their lives. Damn. This looks like that gif of… from L.A. Noire of what’s-his-face Cole Phillips falling down the stairs. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that’s a big boy too, huh? Okay. Biggums boy! I don’t love it. It’s just Alan Brickman. Is it Alan Brickman? Yeah. -Oh. Yeah. -Oh. Look at the brick he’s holding.

Oh, you’re right. Come here. I want to fight you away from the other one. -Alan Brickman ain’t scary. -Alan Brickman ain’t scary. He’s normal. That was a little late, huh? Well, it doesn’t matter.

You regained what you lost. That’s true. So when I go for the parry, I’m sorry. I had asked this last time, but I forgot. It’s on the… Right before they’re supposed to hit me or?

As they’re swinging down. As they’re swinging down. Got it, okay. You’ve nailed like five parries in this play session alone. I think you know how to do it. Got his ass. Ass gotten. Oh, she’s twitching.

(quietly) Oh my God. I see her little whiskers going. Oh, right in front of his friend. No, no, no, no. That was really bad timing on my part. That was scary. Anyway. -You lived.

Yeah, I did. I feel like I should reiterate to you that you, for all intents and purposes, should have died like… ten X the amount of times you’ve died by this point in the game. Yeah.

Hey cat owners, do you ever get used to how cute your cat is or does it just get worse? Because so far it’s only getting worse. I just keep… Everyone is saying “worse” and “never.” Okay.

This is… Mommy? Can I go back? Oh, you look like me. You have a weapon and a gun. So you are a hunter, maybe? That’s how you know it’s a problem. Oh. Is this Gascoine?

Yeah. This ain’t a store. Well. That’s right, I’m a beast. Oh. Are you a beast? I-I don’t… I don’t want to fight. I want to– Can we just talk about it?

I wasn’t mentally ready. Two hits, a little greedy. Okay, you don’t seem to care about getting shot. Oh. All right, well, my challenge today is going to be the tombstones. Okay. W-Why do you shoot?

When do you shoot? How about that, huh, punk? How do you feel about that? I shoot you. Mamma mia! I haven’t been able to shower in a while and I was just at a poopy sewer. Oh, God.

You just went two handed. No, mommy. That was a pretty good first attempt. Got him almost halfway. That’s doable. -He is… He is also parryable. Oh, he is? Yeah, you just have to time it right.

Hi, buddy. Just reach for your hand. Okay. Yeah, that seems doable. He’s got certain moves, like any move with a big windup is usually his easiest to parry. Parry, okay. Yeah.

Okay, that’s not that bad. That’s definitely doable. I’m not that worried about that fight. And you got the shortcut. I sure do. Which is… to the left? Yeah, you want to go down big boy alley. Big boys.

Yeah, there it is. You pull it from the back. Yeah. He gave up. They’re going back to that big boy party. So I notice I have twenty blood vials. Is that because it took it from my stock?

Yeah. -Okay. Yeah. -Okay. That is correct. Gotcha. So Gascoigne’s the dude that was on the music box, right? Yes. Am I supposed to be giving him the music box?

”Sir, sir, stop hitting!” ”Your daughter!” The music box has purpose in the fight. Really? Yeah. Can I use it? You can. You can put it on your quick items. I believe it’s like down.

Thank you. ♪ No one hits like Gascoigne. ♪ ♪ Take big hits like Gascoigne. ♪ ♪ does incredible swings– ♪ [Enemy] Die! I don’t want to. That was pretty good timing. That was pretty good.

I thought I had a few more seconds than that. Oh well. That’s all right. Straight off the cliff. This is important, though. This is learning the run back. Do you think Gascoigne eats five dozen eggs?

I think he eats five dozen beasts. Every morning to help him get large? Yeah. This ain’t the way. Nope. It’s a short range gun. What? All right, well, this is gonna be bad. Just run.

Here we go. Yeah, you got it. And you can do the little trick where you send the elevator back down. Yeah, yeah. That’s a good point. It’s a helpful little stunt. I’ve seen this taking…

a number of attempts, but I don’t… think it’ll be that bad. No, it’s doable for sure. I just don’t do that much damage. That means it’s just going to be a long fight.

And long fights are kind of hard for me. Am I… Well, you’re used to getting the Black Knight halberd immediately and then doing one third of the boss’s health bar in a single hit. Yeah, exactly.

(quietly) Let’s do this. -Thank you. There they go, toasted. How’d you live? [Enemy] Away! Away! You’re the one who came up to me, okay? And then he tells you to go away. You were just chilling.

I’m just trying to run through here. ”Away! Away! He’s feeling confident. That was too soon. Okay. That was poifect. ”Is there a Black Knight Halberd equivalent in Bloodborne?” There is not.

Bloodborne doesn’t have weapons that drop. From enemies. It’s got a very limited number of weapons compared to Dark Souls. (whispering) That was so stupid. How do I use the… music box?

Square, same way you’d use anything in that slot. Okay. I mean, it’s got stuff that’s more powerful than other stuff, but nothing that’s, like, so broken. You didn’t… Let me. Okay. Oh.

Big lead up. Big lead up is what you say. Like that. Yeah. Hate that. And that one. So you would like to hit me if I hit you twice. Is that true?

Big downward swing, try the shot. That’s the big downward swing. We’re learning. That’s a big downward swing, Julia. That’s a big downward swing. That’s a big upswing. Got to dodge in to get there quick enough. Yeah.

He just clipped you. Yep. I don’t know why that’s a that’s a… parryable one that’s the big Two, I can’t do two. You’re a one hit Andy. Okay, now you’re in big boy mode.

I can’t shoot you while you’re rolling! You still– you got the– oh. You can still gun, huh? He’s a tricksy little guy. Okay, shot the lamppost. Can’t hit him twice, Julia. Got there, nice.

Does it always undo the targeting when you do that move? Yeah, I believe so. You weren’t swinging yet. I’m trying to learn how to parry his moves a little bit. That’s what I’m focusing on this fight.

Get out of the corner. Oh no. I’m out of bullets! No parrying. Ow, my back. Oh that was a weird dodge, that’s fine. That was a good fight. I mean, I’m trying–

I was not focusing on winning that one. I was focusing on trying to learn where to shoot him. And I think I learned. -I do recommend… And I think I learned. Yeah, you got some spots.

Don’t get too preoccupied with parrying. That’s not like the primary way to fight. No, but I like it and it’s fun. Yeah, I’m just saying like something that might also be good to practice is… Dodging sideways around him.

Instead of back away from him. Yeah. That was a great fight though, you got really deep in. We are down to eight heals, which is a bit frightening. Yeah, I could farm up a couple.

Plus, you’ll get the timing on you guys. Super down. Alright, well that’s four more. We love that. For most people asking if I’m gonna tell her about various things, most things I’m not gonna say anything about.

I don’t want to be told anything other than help with stats. Yeah. Because I… get overwhelmed when too many things are said at me. And I need to learn through just doing it. Well, they were talking about

various items, and things to find and things of that nature. Yeah. And I’m like, most stuff like that I’m probably not going to talk about.

Just let her find it if she finds it, and if she doesn’t, that’s fine too. All right. This time I’m gonna try to win. I think that’s a good thing to do. Well, sometimes you just wanna…

Yeah, you want to study. Well, I felt like it was good because you got a lot of his moves. You saw a lot of his patterns. So you are like… a little more knowledgeable about his move sets.

Yeah, if it’s anything in the game that’s really… obscure and difficult to figure out for progression’s sake, I’ll tell her about that. But if it’s just like, you know,

item locations or something, I’m not going to say anything because I want her to have fun like exploring and figuring stuff out on her own. Kinda like basically the same as how I did in Dark Souls.

You shot me right out the gate, huh? No. Let me box. I kind of wasted it, but that’s all right. I didn’t… Okay. I didn’t feel like that move hit me, but sure.

I’m just going to, I think, throw this fight because it’s… not worth it You’ll get it next time. He’s a tough one. He’s like the first wall of the game for people.

I don’t think it’s that hard. Yeah, I’m just saying, like, Yeah, yeah, yeah. don’t expect to one-shot him. No, no, no. I’m not… He’s a challenging fight. I’m not frustrated at all. I think he’s fun.

Um… I’m just thinking about the fight. Okay, I’m gonna go farm some more health vials. Go over here for safety. Okay. Thank you. Vile up. Vile up. God, is this… Stop it.

What are we doing, buddy? Shining coins! That sucks. I don’t even know what those are for. We’re not here for shining coins. We’re here for your blood. That sucks.

Because ultimately I got like one health out of that. Oh well. The fact that my eyes pop up above the sunglasses is so funny. Because the sunglasses are angled in such an extreme way. Yeah.

The reason you’re not winning the fight is you can’t fucking see. I can’t see anything. You can’t see, you can’t breathe. Okay. Hit that circle. Turn around. How’d you two live? What?

See, they’re holding fire, so they’re immune… to fire. I love the position that guy’s in. He’s really laid out. Forget he can do that. Blood vial? Love to see it. Thank you.

-Thank you. Thank you so much. Appreciate you. Whee! Love that dude’s enthusiasm. Sorry. Sorry. Alright, then maybe we’ll get two more from this guy.

If you refuse to use more than you gain in the run-up, we can create a sustainable blood vial ecosystem. Two vials. [dry death gasp] Damn.

Do you think that they would hire me to do some like, enemy sounds in an upcoming FromSoft game? Oh, that would be cool. I just want to be like… [long pain screams] And then they pay me.

Olive is just reaching for your hand. Can you… not?! That’s rude. That’s rude behavior. Okay, focus. I was just getting frustrated. You’re doing fine Two, two he shoots.

I thought he was going to close me down. He did not shoot that time. Shot that time. Shot that time. He’s going long mode. Excuse me? Why’d you do that? We were having a good time.

We were having a good time! I think I want to get behind you. I don’t want to get behind you. I do want to get behind you? If you can, try Music Box on him. The music box takes so long!

Yeah, you gotta find a safe time to do it. But it works better on his beast phase than his human phase. Julia, you can’t expect to win the fight on your third attempt. That was so close.

Your expectations are crazy. I was so close. You did great. You can’t feel down on yourself for doing great. How cool would that have been? On such a hard fight.

I’m less upset that I lost and more upset that I died in a tree trying to turn on a music box. It seems like a pathetic way to die. Let me in. You should kill those boys.

I know. I always go down here to make sure they’re in a good cycle, I can see. It’s a good call. (quietly) Oh, God.

I do want to say you were killing it on the dodge in game in that last fight. The sideways dodging was exactly what I was hoping to see.

I’ve seen lots of people in chat saying that they spent days on this boss. He just feels very like tit for tat. I don’t know what that means. Like, he swings, so you have to dodge.

So it’s like dodge, hit, dodge, hit, dodge, hit. I would say most of the bosses are dodge hit. And– if you really think about it. Yeah, but it’s not like multiple dodges

or waiting for a phase or trying to read the phase. There’s not like much reading of his patterns that you have to do. You’re going to make the people in chat

feel bad that it took four days to beat this boss. Well, I don’t mean that in that way. Julia’s like, “Actually, he’s incredibly simple.” ”Simply dodge and hit.” Sips champagne.

”Some bosses are dodge, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit.” That’s very true. No. But you got some vials out of the deal. Yeah, I’m at a net zero. You remember net zero?

Is that the one with… no, that’s The Net. I’m thinking of Sandra Bullock where she… finds a virus in the game Doom by hitting escape. I’m talking about a Net browser.

Not a movie with Sandra Bullock. Where she’s a counter hacker? I’m talking about an internet provider. Yeah, dial up. Has anybody seen The Net? Fuck you, Gascoigne. Nice parry. What?

I dodged forward, but I think because I dodged into him as he was going forward, it pushed me forward. Doesn’t even do that much damage. It’s just annoying. Healing my ass. Two good parries. No.

She’s cracked! She’s cracked out of her mind! What was that, like four tries? Yeah, that was four. That’s insane. That’s absolutely crazy. I want to do the thing. Let me do the–

Let me do the thing. Yay! She’s shaking off the cape! Okay. Damn, that was stressful. Yeah, especially at the end. -For me. But I was trying…

I knew the tree was there, and I was trying to just get a distance behind the tree between him. And me, so I could use the tree to, like, take some of those hits so I could heal. Yeah, yeah.

But, I kept hitting a tombstone! Hi. There’s a lot of tombstones in there, it’s a graveyard. Thank you. Oh, you’re right. ♪ Pump, pump, pump it up. ♪ ♪ Pump that shit right up. ♪ Okay.

Uhm, Yeah, I’ll talk. Okay. Goodbye. Get some blood vials? Yeah. Or… More armor. Attire! You could get the shirt and then get blood vials. I should probably focus on like…

Surviving. No. because you’ll find more blood vials you’re not in a boss fight anymore. -That’s true. you’re not in a boss fight anymore. -That’s true. Get the shirt. I’ll get the shirt.

Get the gloves. Get the gloves? Get the shirt, get the gloves. Get the boots. Get the boots. Get the boots. And then don’t buy any blood vials. That shit is boring.

Oh yeah, you should repair your weapon. That’s a good point, chat. I forgot about that. Look at how much cooler you look now. With your little danglers. Oh, I have like the Abhorsen bandolier. Yeah, kind of.

”You’ve been late for class for the final time.” ”Time… for physics.” Are you back yet? And now you got more, a longer tassel to, or longer… tails to slap [gasp] when you slap your tails.

Oh my God, you’re so right. Oh, you have no cape, no slap. I thought it would slap your coat, but you gotta have a cape, I guess. That’s so upsetting. I had enough for that. That’s great.

Do you see the ads are about to start in two minutes? Should we run those now? Yeah, let’s do that. Okie dokie. Three minutes of that starting… I don’t know. I would say now, but we never know.

They’re going to start here in a moment at some point. They’re going to start here in a moment. Someone said… Oh, it’s nineteen nineteen. -Overtime! Are we in overtime? Holy moly. Holy moly.

That’s a tense game. Someone said they were playing Dark Souls III for the first time as a pyromancer, asking what they should be leveling up. I don’t remember. I didn’t play… I mean, I…

I beat Dark Souls 3 but never all the dlc, I don’t remember… what all stats are in that game. Normally the rule of thumb for any of these games is Level up whatever stat gives you HP

as a primary focus. And then whatever stat gives you more damage, level that one up a lot as well. And then, you know, a little bit into whatever gives you stamina. And you should be good.

Level intelligence and faith equally for pyro damage. Yeah, that does make pyro a little tough in Dark Souls 3 because you got to level two stats for it. Am I on Laxasia in Lies of P? I am not.

But I think I’m close. I don’t remember who you are on. I’m like, I’m like literally about to go– Oh, I’m on the fucking black rabbit brotherhood. Second fight. Yeah.

And I haven’t played in a while because the PS5 is in here and not in the other room. And I don’t feel like moving it back and forth. Yeah. Yes, Olive’s i-in primo position.

She is really laying out. ”Any Sekiro love?” Yeah, I love Sekiro. Talked about it last Bloodborne stream, I think. Good morning. I think it’s so much fun to play. Maybe even the most fun to play.

From a pure like gameplay feel perspective for me. I did play it on here and… do some fucked up things with mods. Yeah, Shaggiro. I’m excited to see what boss in Bloodborne will be my… Bwoodborne.

Who’s the guy that I hated? In Dark Souls? Nito? Nito. I’m excited to see who that is for me in this game. Cause there are some bosses that people hate that I think are fine.

And then there’s some bosses that I despise that are like beloved. And I just can’t, I’m not good at fighting them. Well, I think it’s worth noting nobody hates Gascoigne.

Most people think Gascoigne is a good boss fight. Yeah. He’s just hard, but he’s like fun and fair. I mostly meant that in comparison to Nito. Nobody likes Nito. Nito is not a fun fight.

He’s almost universally reviled. I thought people liked Nito. No, people do not. People like how he looks. Right. People do not like that fight. It’s not fun. Okay. I didn’t realize. Okay.

Somebody asked if I think I’ll ever try Lies of P again. You must not have been here forty-five seconds ago. when I was talking about how I’ve been playing it a ton lately and that I’m…

Just not on stream. I’m very deep into the game, just not on stream. (laughing) “You must not have been here forty-five seconds ago.” Oh, there were ads. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I didn’t mean that to sound as savage as it did. Sometimes Jacob just has a tone that is savage. And he doesn’t mean it that way. No! Sorry I was saying “no” to the football score.

I apologize to that chatter, I was not trying to… to be rude to you. He’s taking a nap. But I am playing it and enjoying it. All right, going back.

It’s an issue because I like to be biting and sarcastic. It’s like one of my… You might say sarcasm is like my second language. I mean, the thing that makes Jacob funny,

and the reason why the things that Jacob says is funny is… partially because of like, his skill with timing, but it’s also just the way that you speak makes a line so much funnier. But that strength

also lends itself to saying something where immediately you’re like, ”Damn… Okay.” And you have to be like, ”I didn’t mean it as horribly as it just came out.” I’ve had to learn that over time about myself.

Wait, I wanted to… Go to the Josefka. Oh, we got raided. Thank you. To the Raiders. MoonsDancer. ♪ Moons Dancer. ♪ Thanks for the raid. Also Taco Tuesday raided as well. Nice.

Thank you both for the raids. Appreciate it. Thank you. Guys, I watched The Mummy Returns the other day while I was working. And… one of my favorite moments in that movie,

and this is such a specific pull, but when the Scorpion King comes out, spoilers for this movie that came out in like, 2002 or something, the Scorpion King comes out

and they throw the spear and it goes into him and… Imhotep’s there and Imhotep runs in from off screen and it’s like two beats too long.

It’s like the scorpion king gets hit with the spear and he’s like [grunt] And then Imhotep comes in from the side and goes, ”No!” And it is so funny. And it lives in my brain.

I showed you that scene. You’ve shown me that scene. Yeah, it’s so funny. It is honestly just a few seconds too long and it cracks me up. ”I’ve talked about that scene before.” Yeah, good. Julia has…

Sorry. ”Not even now that my face is revealed.” What do I do? Leave. Oh. And don’t forget to put your hat back on. Right. I’m sorry, what were you gonna say?

I was going to say you have several things like that that live in your brain permanently. Yeah. And you’ll just like bring them up. repeatedly just throughout.

It’s almost like there’s like a yearly, like the time of year comes around. Yeah. And it’s like time for Julia to tell you about the scene from The Mummy Returns again.

Well, how about the line that I just showed you… from Gundam Wing? Where… Heavy Arms Gundam is at a convention. He’s at the circus. Oh, he’s at the circus.

And they pull back the curtain, and you hear the crowd going, “Wow, That’s a nice looking Gundam if I’ve ever seen one.” And what was the other line he says? ”It’s starting to scare me.”

”It’s starting to scare me.” So do I go back to talk to that lady? Or is that a thing I do later? Yeah, later. Okay. I guess I need like an item to show her or something.

I know I’m supposed to open that. Okay, there’s nothing. Go back. Go back. Go back. This way? No, the way you just were. Oh. You didn’t look at something. Is it this ledge?

-Oh. Yes. Oh, what is this? Oh, that fortifies weapons. Well, I don’t know if you recall… that this was an item you were looking for. Or the child, right? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. So I’m guessing because Gascoigne was here. Where was that kid? That way. Let’s go that way. Goodbye. ♪ I have bad news about ♪ ♪ your mom and your dad. ♪

♪ Your mom was dead on a ♪ ♪ roof and your dad, I killed him. ♪ Whoopsie. Okay. This might be kind of a rough way to get back to that child. No, it’s fine.

Yeah, taste the i-frames. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Don’t say that to Alan Brickman. Thank you for the blood vials. He gave you two blood vials. For free. That’s true.

Thank you for the blood vials. It did come with a price. His life. They just, like, chatting? Oh! Oh God. Oh no. Brutal. Me and my best friend.

We lived together and we died together. Sorry dudes. Okay. Gonna call this down. ”Double boy kill.” Yeah! I forgot about double boy kill. -Double boy kill. I forgot about double boy kill.

That was a Dark Douls classic. Yeah, the dorms in that one. And here’s a couple blood bags for you. Oh my God I hit the– ”Those boys were definitely gay.” Listen, just because you see two men

standing next to each other doesn’t mean they’re gay. Men can be friends. Two men are allowed to stand next to each other. They can be bi. They can be straight. They can be ace.

Ace is the place, I hear. -You need to ask the two men. Ace is the place, I hear. -You need to ask the two men. We can’t just be assigning strangers things.

Walk up to two men you see and say, hey, y’all gay or what? I mean you’re standing next to each other. That’s pretty gay. That’s pretty gay. You’re like circling back around to being homophobic.

”Why are you standing next to guys?” Alright, where’s this boy? Through there or up here? What the hell is that? You all right? Thanks for the tips. That guy kind of sounds like Doig.

A little bit, actually, yeah. You’re not wrong. Not like exactly the same tone, but the same sort of like soft manner of speaking. Yeah. And like similar accent. This doesn’t seem like the way.

I think the boy’s like in that direction. That dude is sick, Doig. I think Doig… is watching. Is this true? ”Doig, do you need a Tums?” You would do that too if someone ran through your dark house.

I gotta go through Dog… Dog hell, I think. The Lords of Dogtown? Get these dogs out of here. I feel like if I were the people that lived in this house, I’d be pretty pissed to have like

just crates and crates of dogs right outside my front door. I remember that this area right here is like a place where you can learn to do like a skip, like a speed running skip.

Should I attempt it? I don’t remember the order of operations. I learned how to do it, and I managed to successfully do it, like, one time after, like,

-This is a lady who wants to be safe. one time after, like, -This is a lady who wants to be safe. fifty tries. That’s the house. And I gained a new respect, for speed runners.

Is it through the house? I don’t remember where he is, to be honest with you. ”They patched it years ago.” Well, it was years ago that I did it. Mm-mm. We’re looking for the little boy.

Where do I find the boy? ”Through bridge.” ”It was back where you beat those two brick boys. There was a ladder by them and that’s where the child is.” Okay, thank you. Appreciate it.

Someone’s saying “Touchdown.” What? What? For real? Oh My god Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That’s so exciting. So the Chiefs are back in the lead. Yeah. Man, this game’s crazy.

Yeah, this game’s wild. We shouldn’t have streamed tonight. We should have been watching this game. Oh, Arctur said, ”Yeah, I’m in Kansas City. Shit just went crazy.” Yeah, I bet. ”Chiefs win.” That’s it?

Wow. I love that. Vote Biden. I’m kidding. Vote whoever you want. But… I’ve been obsessed with the conspiracy theory that Taylor Swift is a plant. By Biden.

Biden got Taylor Swift to date Travis Kelsey, to… get the Chiefs to the Super Bowl to… question mark, question mark, question mark I’m not sure what the end result is.

Well the republicans are like, “Taylor Swift is trying ”to tell people to vote and she’s a democrat” so obviously she’s in biden’s pocket” even though she never told anyone how to vote in any form.

But the Republicans are terrified of young people showing up to vote, because they’ll fucking lose. Okay, the two boys were down there, they’re dead now. So then where’s the boy? Where’s the boy?

Someone said they voted for the first time today, and it was partly because of you, Julia. Oh, thank you so much. I really appreciate that. -That’s very nice. I really appreciate that. ”Through the house

-Through the house? on the other side of the square.” on the other side of the square.” ”A ladder beside boy pit.” Does it… go up? ”Behind the guy that bangs on the big door.”

”It was a little girl, I thought.” I always thought it was a little boy. It’s a little girl. The music box says something about it being a little girl. Oh. I’m stupid. Okay, the house.

Go through the werewolves on the bridge, and left.” What? I don’t want to go through the werewolves. So I guess you got to go up to werewolf bridge. As you ignore me completely?

I’m not ignoring you. I’m making a face because I don’t want to do it. Well, you can’t get to Werewolf Bridge this way. Okay. You gotta go through the dark house. I hate dark house.

But not anymore! It’s a lit house now. Anyway, yes, I’ve been obsessed with that conspiracy theory. Can you like calm down? That was just insulting. I’m sorry. ”It’s next to the fountain.” Oh, the fountain.

Those are the werewolves. So past the werewolves. Okay, and then what direction? I don’t know. Okay. ”Through bridge, past wolves, at the courtyard behind the main street.” This way?

I think this is the area that it would be. Yeah. Okay. That’s… Oh god. Damn that wolf followed you all the way over here, huh? I think they’re on the other side.

Okay, I know where they are, I think. These are the laughing people. Oh no, this is the laughing people, which means they’re on the other side. People are saying it’s right there. ”You went past it.”

-No ”You walked past it.” -No This werewolf won’t leave me alone. There it is. There it is. I would– kill this werewolf though first. Or else he’s going to fuck you up.

Okay yeah, you be a good girl, that’s fine. -Is there a second one? There we go. Okay. No, it’s only one. Give me this. [indistinct growling] [indistinct growling] Okay.

I definitely hear a second. Why you both follow me? He seems to be stuck on the fence, so you might be able to ignore him. Never mind. Jerk. Thanks. Three vials, though. Love that from me.

Hey, anyway, sorry about that. I think I helped. It’s sort of just a sad story. Uh, where you don’t do anything to help anyone. Why is that glowing? Let’s go see. There’s people in there.

Pretty sure you’ve talked to them already, but… Oh my god. Hey! Dude’s got a big brick! He does have a big brick. Oh, you coward. Yeah, yeah. That’s alright.

Yeah, conspiracy theories always require people to be more… cooperative than I think people actually are. -You know what I mean? Than they’ve ever been in human history. Yeah.

All right, well, I’m glad I came down here. Okay, now you should find a lantern. Yeah. And go forwards. Okay. Olive, you’ve been laying here for so long. Yeah, I’m surprised.

The whole stream you’ve been laying here. Olive has not been very lappy lately because she hasn’t been feeling well. ♪ This is not the way. ♪ Okay. … on the town squad, whatever. At least the wolves are dead.

you can go down to dark house or you just go all the way down the bridge, can’t you. Oh, I can go down the bridge, yeah, you’re right. I forgot that there was one over here.

She’s my sweet little buddy. Did you bet with your grandma? No, we didn’t bet. Oh, that’s good. Think you can squeeze a level up out of it? That’s what I’m hoping.

Not quite, but you do have some items if you wanna… crush a thing and get a level. Okay. It’s the Coldblood Dew. Cold Blood Dew, that’s what it’s called. Cold Blood Dew. How much is this?

Just use one and… -Find out? It’ll tell you, yeah. Oh, I think that’s enough. Yeah, that’ll do it. You probably can’t hear her, but she’s making such sad little… little [snore] Thank you.

I can buy one… flask. I don’t guess you can afford the gloves. No, I was just thinking that’s five hundred. Okay. Now we go to Tomb of Oedon. And then I go up the– Oh, I love Udon.

Tomb of Udon. Kitsune Udon, for some reason. Such a comfort to me. What do you mean for some reason? It’s just delicious. It’s just like, yeah, yeah. It’s a tasty little treat. So I go up here.

Through the doer. Yeah. Sorry, I was laughing because someone asked if you wanted a book recommendation in the chat. And I love… we’ll get emails like this too.

And it’s like, “Hey, I have an episode suggestion. Email me back if you want to know what it is.” And I’m like, “Don’t make me do the work.” It’s like, if you want me to have a recommendation,

just toss it in there. Maybe I’ll see it. Just like, why… W-Why does this require a back and forth? -The prefice? W-Why does this require a back and forth?

My favorite emails we’ve been getting lately are from… ”Fiji Water,” and “Dasani,” and “Gucci.” Yeah, we’re moving up in the world, you might say. And it’s like, please confirm your email address for cooperation. And I’m like,

”No, I’m not gonna.” Sorry. This place is cool. Oh, look at that ceiling. Kind of looks like the ceiling of that house we went to around Christmas time. Yeah, it does. That place is cool.

”Gucci Drawfee episode.” Yeah, we’re getting a Gucci sponsorship. Spider, huh? Also, my joking complaint– Oh, we have a chair like this now. Captain’s chair. What do you mean you need me to read the name of the wind?

You think I haven’t read the name of the wind? You think I haven’t read the name of the wind? I, uh, by the way, I did not mean to, like, come at that person who said

that they had a blood sug– blood… A blood suggestion? A book suggestion for Jacob. It’s just like… It’s a way to initiate a conversation that like, just for some reason makes me laugh. ”A blood suggestion.”

I’m doing it. I defeated Gascoigne and now I’m like gone. ”Hey, could I make a blood suggestion?” ”Email me back if you want to know more.” (Lem voice) “Why won’t this open?” ”I better stick my face in first.”

There’s literally bells ringing outside in real life right now and in the game. Yeah. There’s a little friend in here with you. A lovely friend. How are ya? boomers when you talk to them about the news.

Oh, I like you, friend. Were you paying attention to what he said? Something about incense. Jesus. He literally said to you explicitly, if you see anyone

looking for a safe place to go, please tell them to come here. This is a safe place they can go. This place is safe because of the incense. And you can tell them to go here

because it’s safe here if you tell them to come here. Then you’re like, ”Eh, I wasn’t listening, anyway.” Thank you. Should I go tell that person before we continue or should we end it here?

Uh, let’s see. I guess it’s eleven. Yeah. You could go do that as like the last thing. Okay. Uh, yeah. And I think they were, like, right outside of the boathouse place, right?

Uh… Not Great Bridge. Tomb? Am I going to the tomb? I’m trying to think of what would be the best way to get there. Because if they’re by the boathouse. I think tomb is the best, yeah.

Yeah, then you go… And you go backwards. Yeah. ”Across the dog bridge.” Yeah. Tomb of Oedon. Was this place always so green? I don’t know, was it? You tell me.

I love all the like set design– I guess it’s not set design, environmental design, in this game Yeah it’s… fantastic I like how he just does that. Like, not even as a response to you. Right.

He’s just like, ”I’m gonna kill all those guys.” Why do I get caught with that every time? (Like Sonic) “You’re too slow.” The move is so different. Yeah, I mean, he comes faster with it. I shouldn’t say that.

Okay, I gotta go across the bridge. You’ve never been down that ladder either. Should I go down the ladder? It’s just a place you haven’t been. Since we’re at time, I’ll go this way. Where’s his boyfriend? No.

He’s down there. Yippee! Yippee! Dog bridge. I think we go up, uppus. Yeah. We do uppies. Then we go left and then left. Yeah, and then lefties. Down.

He’s straight now, frowny face. Not allowed to stand next to another man. ”Only accidentally catching the last couple of minutes. Can anyone tell me if Julia got to any bosses this stream?” We mostly just talked about…

Blood Suggestions, Taylor Swift. Nothing was really accomplished. Julia beat two bosses this stream. (imitating enemy) ”Die!” She was crushing it. She got Gascoigne in four tries. Oh, Julia! What are you so afraid of?

You can’t riposte on a slope. Damn, in his butt. What’s my fault? I didn’t do shit. Why did he say it’s your fault? I didn’t do anything. I just showed up, man. Julia, come on. I got scared.

What are you so scared of? Julia, come on. -[scream] Julia, come on. If you had just reposted them the first two times, it would have been a problem. Oh, God. Just run fast.

Show me your moves. That guy gets the same fate every time. Whoa, Brick Spin! You never get to see bricks spin. That was pretty fun. Oh, he’s still straight. Oh, it’s the other guy now. Damn.

They’re both straight now. They heard what we said. They’re like, “I guess we can’t stand next to each other anymore.” ”Wouldn’t be right for two straight guys like us.” I remember reading that the…

Oscar Wilde, the Oscar Wilde trial. Before the trial, men would hold hands in the streets and stuff and actively give each other affection. as people should do, as humans should do, if they’re comfortable with it.

But because of the trial, dudes stopped, like, being affectionate with hu– Oh, he’s got my blood? He’s got it. He sucked it right out of you. Give me back my blood.

Now you gotta suck it out of him. Oh, Julia. I got scared. I feel like you… you’re just being rude to this man. Dog bridge. I don’t want to fight the dogs.

Do I have to fight the dogs? Whichever ones come over to you over here, you’ll have to fight. So probably just this one. That was a good dodge. Thank you. I was pretty proud of that, actually.

Those dogs are hard. ♪ Don’t you have work to do? ♪ ♪ Don’t you have work to do? ♪ ♪ Don’t you have work to do? ♪ Can you not be like an asshole? I just helped you.

So the people you tell to go there will actually go there. Oh, yeah? Yeah. That’s cool. All right, I’m going to go back. Big dogs. I think you can tell the…

the little girl, as well. Okay. About it. Okay. But it doesn’t… go well. For her. All right i’ll leave her there then. -Pizza pie sky. So it depends on sort of what–

what you– how you want her to end up. Nothing’s good for her, I’ll tell you that much. Look at my coat. All right, all y’all should be dead. Ball is gone.

Thank you for telling me it doesn’t go well for the little kid. That would be sad. I don’t think she has any happy ending option. Like, no matter what you do, I think it ends up bad.

Let me interrupt you. Okay. I’m going to teleport to the Hunter’s Dream and then I’m going to teleport to where we’re going. Just so I… remember– well, I guess I don’t have to

because it’ll be the last teleport in here. We can call her at the Hunter’s dream then. Well, do you want to go see if the woman is there? Oh yeah, yeah I do. She’s a cute kitty.

She just went [soft honking] Yeah maybe if you talk to him, I don’t know if he mentions if she came. Yeah. How’d she get here? I love this dude. He’s a true bro.

You can find her and talk to her. She’s in here somewhere. Yes! Yes! She’s like in the… Oh, in this room? In the– yeah in this area. Oh. Is it you?

Turns out she’s kind of like a racist. She’s kind of like an old racist. Remember to vote, everyone. Okay. This is probably a good stopping point. Yeah. Remember to vote no matter what. Be sure to vote.

Or else that old woman’s going to vote. If you don’t vote, that old woman’s gonna vote and no one’s gonna be there to cancel her vote out. So be sure to vote. But yeah.

This is the end of the stream. -♪ This is the end. ♪ I have to read the subs though. ♪ My only friend, the end. ♪ I’m going to give you this. I’m going to move. Oh.

Okay, well, Olive’s going to move too. Because I simply can’t read the subs from that position. Yeah, someone put the vote411.org website up. So thank you for doing that. Use that to see everything that’s on your ballot.

Get out of here. Register to vote. Get out of here. You can do that on the website. Leave now. He’s trying to silence me. I’m silencing women because they won’t stop talking. Okay. Anyways.

Now that the women are silenced, I can read the subs. And we will raid Onsta, yes. Uh, okay, thanks everyone for all the subs as always. Thank you to… The elderberry, gibsith, crab plant,

Double Forte, Tozeli, NarrowFeelInc, TieflingFin, NarrowFeelInc gave out five community subs. Thank you so much. Merce Joy, Sexual Healies, Quantum Ghost, Dr. Gyarados, Minty Berry Jam, Primal Hunger.

Odes Teller gave out five gifted subs. Thank you so much, Odes Teller. Miranda Grace, Cryptid Space, Sneaking Owlbear, Bluebear Brew, Dat Kotech, Medium Milk Standard, Tiffa on Twitch. Champ of None. Mashuul X?

Or Masu Alex? Who knows? Amelia Violet, think about the implications. Viv Baffs, Waxillium and Wayne, Cluster Fox, Artie Artfart, Mother Mutchie, Claire Bear, a fart you were concerned about, Avocado Oil Bird.

Broken Dough, Double Joe Seven, Whole Lotta Nope, The Lichling, Cognomintum, Grabbago of Bones, Nkara Ten Ten, Rebecca Roney, thank you, Reb. Me want blessed big hog. Jinko Bazinga, Barbarian Boy, Bingus Pingus,

Fog Irises gave out five gifted subs. Thank you, Fog Irises. Adams Too Much, Chimimel, Avant Garde Bards, Smallish K, Floral Felidae, I’m an animatronic, Dr. Cheeky Creeks, Fatima Lin, The Quisters, Kiwo Smith, Chaos Drag MN,

Baby Dwagon Age, Cat on a Wall, Ides of Starch, Mystic Memoirs, Pharos of Light, PastaTherapy, BoarCod, ItsKitsubug, TheSpyGuy, KissyMo, Mystery Mike, Otenbeard, Shastadon, Grondag the Barbarian,

Sarcastic Fox, Your Nightly Ghost, Chaos Drag MN, Osaka Starling, Winter Nevada gave out five gifted subs. Crown Prince Mothman, Vixen Art, Malignant Tuber, Read Mark’s Damn It, The Great Suzo, Professor Rad, JT Barnett, Scruffy, Solo Azume,

Half-Life Alex, Feed Me Burritos, Hex Maniac, Kale Gifted two subs, thank you. KaiKittyNinetyEight, CandyBat, SlurryG, MedicMercury, iHoneyMustard, ShadowSpectrum, TheEyeDilates, Shay… Tovin? Rin Penny, Colin Melia, Scruffy Crowsire, McNiknock, Puking Muku. Velveteen.

Velveteen Rabbit. Ebby Poop. CPM Tiger, The Nerdy PT, Roomful of Twinks, Margie Cake, The Polly Frog, Egoed Bowl, Creature of Grace, Nisholish, Sorrowchan, Transgender Goblin. Ember wildflower video gaming.

Bright Blue and Yellow, Valpal White, Caterine, Bumble Beevee, Viridian Fire 36, Vampy Enchantress, Rebtibi, Gay Lemonade, Auburn G Art, Vicky, Shadowman1188, Little Rat Goblin, Covenant Sandwiches, Partitioning, Sucra Barocca,

Stuffed Panda, KT Badger, Atomic Sunshine, Kitsune Iris, Anonymous Gifter, Logan Felxon, Thank you all so much. And then back up to the top. Oh, Draz, I see in chat Draz is going to be streaming some…

black written TTRPGP– RPGPs For Black History Month, Draz is gonna be streaming some black written TTRPGs this month. Jesus. Go follow Draz if you would like to see that. That’s awesome.

And thank you for the sub. Change my name to Mess with Jacob. And the Elderberry in Gibseth. Okay. TTRPGPs. Oh, boy. RPGPGBPPs. Okay, we’re done here. Thanks to everyone for watching.

We’ll be streaming on Drawfee tomorrow. We’ll be streaming here on Wednesday. A Jacob game. Drawfee Patreon bonus stream is this upcoming Friday, and then we’re doing Project for Awesome on Saturday. Yes, that’s right.

Definitely tune in on Saturday. For our… We’ll be on Project for Awesome stream with Hank Green. Yep. Doing some drawings for about an hour, like, what is it, 3:00 PM? 4:00 PM. It’s 4:00.

Eastern time. And then we have our Patreon draw class, which Jacob and Nathan are doing. They’re doing a guided practice where they’re bringing a topic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. ”Is Julia not allowed to know who subbed or something?”

No, I just use it to like… do our pre-bedtime routine stuff. Anyway, that’s it. Oh, yeah, and then we’re doing a Palestine Children Medical Relief Fund. So be sure to check that out.

You can find all the information on our Twitter and our Discord. -That’s it. Yes, you can. Thanks, everyone. Thanks for being here. We’ll see you next time. Goodbye. Goodbye.

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